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 | GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.! |
 | THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon |
 | SHOWERING - It's a lonely business |
 | RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules! |
 | HOW LONG DID YOU SAY IT TAKES - for the novocaine to wear off? |
 | YOU SAID... - |
 | TROLLS - |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? - A Brunette Power Girl....Hmmmmmm! I never noticed her hair before |
 | TEAM BUILDING - |
 | QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - |
 | I DONT' REALLY KNOW IF THATS HOW SOCCER IS PLAYED - But either way, I want to play! |
 | PILLOWS - |
 | IT'S NOT HIS FAULT - |
 | COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...? |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay? |
 | PARADISE - Is this why they always advertise paradise as being in a warm, wet area somewhere near the equator? |
 | PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN! |
 | MISCALCULATION -TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived Rating: 3.53/5 More motifakes by Haarakkon |
 | NICE DRESS - Don't you just love how that material flows? |
 | HOW MANY LIONS DO YOU SEE? - click on the appropriate amount below. |
 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | REVERSE ENGINEERED -TAGS: terrorist technology understood resistannce is futile donkey show Rating: 3.43/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | FOR HOW LONG? - Doesn't seem like a "permanent" job... |
 | PRIVATE INFERNO - |
 | FUCKING SHOWOFF - |
 | THE GREAT ORATOR - |
 | DIFFERENCE -TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek Rating: 3.39/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | REALITY - |
 | SHOWERS - They Double As A Man's Toilet |
 | FRONTBUTT - She has it...lots of it. Is it any wonder Power Girl is the Official Motifake Mascot? |
 | HOW DO YOU EAT A FROG? - One leg over each ear. Mmmmm! Tastes like chicken. |
 | OH HI! HOW ARE YA? - So...that was your sister huh? |
 | SOMEHOW... - i don't think they're gonna wanna find him! |
 | ARRRRRGH! - |
 | P.B.S. SHOWS - Something here does not belong Can you choose the correct one? |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | CONFLICTED - Hmmmmm...the Oreos will be good but the Elephant Ears are definitely more filling! |
 | YOUR TEST SCORES SHOW.... - ... lets see... Here they are... can you say-" Do you want to supersize that? " ??? |
 | HOW MANY LUMPS - OH! 3 or 4 |
 | VULCANIAN - |
 | HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK - |
 | TIMMY-KINIS - |
 | ATHEISTS - THEY KNOW HOW TO SPELL - |
 | WISHES - |
 | WOODLAND AWAKENING - |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | HOW ABOUT A BIG PORK SANDWICH? - |
 | OPPOSITE - |
 | FANTASIES - |
 | GENERAL EISENHOWER - 1945 - "Photograph Everything You See. In the future, someone or some group will say the Holocaust never happened" |
 | HOW ABOUT A MAGIC TRICK? - "I'm gonna make this cheeseburger disappear." |
 | JAP GAME SHOWS - There is nothing like primetime t.v. |
 | HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history! |
 | HOW - i know how i wanna know how much |
 | DO THE LIMBAUGH - |
 | HOW TO GET THE GIRL - Finally a foolproof algorithm |
 | ED SULLIVAN SHOW - Guess who had to follow them on that night in 1964 Jackie Mason |
 | BLUE SHIRT - |
 | CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET - How To Get The Hell Outta Sesame Street??!!!! |
 | PEEP SHOW - Even Chicks Dig 'Em. |
 | GIVE ME A SHOW OF HANDS - If you think Anime posters suck |
 | I DONT CARE HOW MUCH GAS YOU'RE SAVING - you still look and sound like a fag |
 | HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE - Brought to you by Homeland Security |
 | NEW REALITY SHOW - "Hungry, Hungry Hippos!" Featuring Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah, and Star Jones! |
 | THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN - Tom's Black Magic vs Oprah's Jedi Power |
 | CUBBYBEAR - He's not afraid of a little PDA. |
 | RED NINJA - |
 | PHEASANT PLUCKING DAY - |
 | HOW TO BIND A TIE - Because I won't do it for you anymore. |
 | YELLOW SHIRT - |
 | THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot |
 | I KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED! - The elevator was out of order, so s/he was forced to take the stairs. (Makes sense to me...) |
 | HOW TO SOLVE THE RUBIK'S CUBE - Who says you can't beat a Rubik's Cube? |
 | LIFE - |
 | NICE TO MEET YOU HOWIE - Have you met Seymour and Heywood yet? |
 | THE MONKEY - It needs a spanking |
 | IT WAS A KILLER SHOW - but the band broke up when the singer died unexpectedly |
 | HOW DID I MISS THAT EPISODE? - Ah, right. I was having sex. |
 | NO MATTER HOW UGLY YOU ARE - There's always someone worse |
 | PARTING GIFTS - |
 | NASCAR - The WWE of motorsports. |
 | WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent |
 | HOW CAN I JOIN - |
 | HOW TO PICK UP MEN: - Nintendo In A Purse! Well not a REAL man...but something with a penis at least |
 | JULIANNE HOUGH - |
 | HOW DO YOU SAY "OIL" - In arabic, american fat ass? |
 | POLITIFAKERS - Now all we need is a rope, a rafter and a swift kick. |
 | OPTIMISM - |
 | HOW PEACEFUL... - They'll never find the bodies |
 | OH KITTY MAN - |
 | DUMBASS - |
 | DIVORCE IS BLISS: THIS SOMEHOW REMINDS ME OF LICKING MY EX-WIFE. - |
 | AIR SHOWS - Something the whole family can enjoy |
 | SHOW AND TELL - Cousin It really enjoyed bringing his pet to school! |
 | HOWDY! - Just a little something to piss off the conservatives on Motifake. Enjoy. |
 | HOW TO SPOT A DOUCHEBAG - |
 | NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... - |
 | SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race. |
 | HOW MANY BAGS? - ...Thanks |
 | HOW DO YOU KILL A ONE LEGGED FOX? - Make him run across Canada. |
 | HOW TO SPOT A TERRORIST - Courtesy of the Department of Homeland Security |
 | HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY - 'nuff said |
 | IRRELEVANCE -TAGS: irrelevance howard dean democrats president california texas ohio scream Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | THAT'S HOW... - ...you can tell she likes it from behind. |
 | BOUNDARIES - Good Fences make Good Neighbors... Now GET OFF MY LAWN!TAGS: august challenge boundaries howdy neighbor careful of the mines Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | HOW DO YOU MAKE A WOMAN GO BLIND? - Put A Windshield In Front Of Her Face |
 | HOW COULD I FORGET? - Wildest party for a 10-year-old I've ever seen. |
 | HOW DARE YOU !!! - "I WILL TEACH YOU NEVER TO PUT CATULA IN CAGE EVER AGAIN. MEOOOOW !!!" |
 | THE FUTURE - |
 | MOOOOOOO LIKES PIE - Mentor to young potential Timmies. Bane of the politifakers. But seriously, what's with pie? |
 | HOW 'BOUT - A Nice Cup Of Shut Da Fluck Up |
 | HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY - |
 | PUPPY CHOW - What they don't know, won't hurt 'em! |
 | FREE SEX IN THE SHOWER - Yes I'd like to inquire.... |
 | SHOW AND TELL - This is my great-Grandpa. He lives in a wooden box under the ground. He doesn't talk much and smells pretty bad too, but he's really fun to play with in the sand-box. |
 | HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER... - ...it was the day of the BIG race |
 | NO WONDER - He's using Windows ... |
 | EPIC SHOWDOWN - Better than Longcat vs. Tacgnol |
 | HOW DO YOU SAY - "This argument is tired" in Klingon? |
 | HOW DOES IT FEEL? - Knowing in ten years I will be making 3 times your salary and you'll still be a fucking clown. Asshat. |
 | AWARDS SHOWS - Where is Bob Hope when you need him? |
 | I BUYED YOU A MONKEY - but I eated it |
 | I'LL SHOW YOU MINE - If you show me your's first. |
 | HOW EPIC WOULD IT BE - if one of his buddies came as The Dude? |
 | PEEP SHOW - |
 | SHOW OF FORCE - Yeah... You're done |
 | RED SHIRT - |
 | SURE, BUT HOW? - They don't make it easy, ya know... |
 | SHOWER POWER - No Longer Just For The Bathroom |
 | Denny Crane and Allan Shore - |
 | OF COURSE I KNOW HOW FAST I WAS GOING... - ... I was going LIGHT speed ! ! ! |
 | MY GUESTS TODAY - |
 | CHER - |
 | DEXTER - When he wins, we all win. |
 | MAN HANDS - |
 | BY SHOW OF HANDS - who didn't see this coming |
 | I'LL SHOW YOU THINGS - Tommy Boy Only Dreamed Of |
 | THE SHOW - It Must Go On |
 | CULT - |
 | YELLOW SHIRT - |
 | HOW MANY LUMPS? - ITS A TRAP |
 | YES I LOL'D - See you in hell. |
 | CUBBY BEAR - ... found a new way to make money on the side at the Girl Scout camp. |
 | GREEN WARRIOR SHOWER CURTAINS - Stay in too long and you get stabbed... ...Drop the soap and experience prison |
 | MCSHANES AIRSHOW - Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna, Cessna... |
 | HOW DO I LOOK? - You Look Swell |
 | SIDESHOWS - Damn, I never got to see THIS one, at any carnival... |
 | SURVIVORS - |
 | MARKETING - |
 | HOW TO SPOT - A Trainee Slut |
 | FIGHTER - |
 | HOW DID HE DO - all of those fantastic stunts with such small feet? |
 | BUTTSECK SURPRISE - |
 | HOW THE HECK? - Women... 'nuff said |
 | ISLAM OFFENSE - |
 | HOW DO YOU DO? I... - See you've met my... |
 | Showmanship - |