Query tags with term: humor
GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...
SIX-PACK ABS -
WELL CRAP -
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -
FAST FOOD LOGIC -
ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.
GREAT HUNT -
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -
YOUR CAT -
IMAGINE THAT -
MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.
QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.
MORTICIAN'S TIP -
TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper
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