Tagged with: humor
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | A.D.D. - A condition often associated with an inability to maintain focus and atten... Hey look! Shiny penny! |
 | 70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school. |
 | CLEVER MARKETING - Be sure you grab their attention and make slogans memorable. Yep, that should do it. |
 | PERSEVERANCE - To persist in spite of opposition, and/or discouragement. Otherwise known as "stubborn as hell". |
 | DOESN'T MATTER JIMMY - |
 | FINALLY - Fifteen years of gymnastics but at long last I can muck mu owmph mumph! |
 | STROBE LIGHT SEX - Going at it so hard that you keep activating the Clapper. |
 | HUMOR - eHarmony has none. |
 | PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conferenceTAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes Rating: 3.67/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | GUN CONTROL - Seriously! Do we really need to return to these retarded days of yore? |
 | DAIRY FARM PHOTO ESSAY - Cows..check, milk..check, cream..check, butter..check, Am. Cheese..check, Swiss Cheese..check, Mozzarella Cheese..check, Cheesy Smegma..*click*..check. |
 | SENSE OF HUMOR - |
 | TECHNOLOGICAL DEPENDENCE - |
 | "DAVE'S NOT HERE..." - |
 | TIGHT PANTS - Just like a poorly built mansion... there's no ball room. |
 | THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls |
 | SELF-APPOINTED "FUNNY" POLICE - The "special" step-children of loser mall cops. Why don't you go eat your donut, ogle the jailbait and pick your nose by the Orange Julius? |
 | HIS PROBLEM - I don't know what it is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. |
 | PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team. |
 | SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. - Just when gay rights were starting to make progress in mainstream society. |
 | THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - aren't usually a problem. However if they start speaking Latin, YOU BETTER RUN MOTHERFUCKER!! |
 | SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. |
 | ROUGH BREAK UPS - After a cannibal eats his girlfriend, he dumps her within the next 24 hours. |
 | YEP - That sums it up perfectly. |
 | BDOLOTIC - /DOLL uh tik/ -Prone to farting- For God's sake, would you please light a match? |
 | LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM. |
 | GENIUS ADVICE - You've got to lick it, before you stick it. |
 | OPRAH FOR U.S. SENATOR? - |
 | ABLUTOPHOBIC - -Pathologically afraid of bathing- On the bright side, you did say you like dirty girls. |
 | ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization |
 | HOW DO YOU EAT A FROG? - One leg over each ear. Mmmmm! Tastes like chicken. |
 | THIS FINGER - Followed the cigar. |
 | RECYCLED BATHROOM TISSUE - I'm all for conservation but I draw the line at being the second guy to use my toilet paper. |
 | "FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh? |
 | NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake. |
 | SARCASM - |
 | HUMOR - OJ fails to see any |
 | JUST A FUN LOVING BUNCH - |
 | I DON'T FAIL - I succeed in finding what does not work |
 | TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION - Mr. President, it's time for an intervention. We'll start slow...it'll be okay. Now, just say one sentence without reading it. |
 | AEROCOLPOS - -Vaginal flatulence; air or gas trapped in the vagina- THPPPT! I beg your pardon. |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | MARK'S DOG - Genetically engineered by EGD; Trained by WTFO. Now, it's going to show Mark's leg what Cubbybear taught it. |
 | THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s! |
 | SAVE THE BOOBS!!! - First the govt put us in debt, then killed jobs, and attacked freedom of speech. But I draw the line when they direct women to not get mammograms! Help protect this endangered species! |
 | HAWAII - Who's the idiot that built interstate highways on an island? |
 | THE GLITCH - |
 | CARL, DAVE, LENNY, SOL, AND MELVIN - What, you thought YOU were the one who voted? |
 | DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one. |
 | THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix. |
 | OPPORTUNITY - If the opportunity presents its self you'd be gay not to. |
 | PERSPECTIVE - Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full, I see the glass is too big. |
 | THIS TIME - |
 | PEREZ HILTON - Vicious Miss USA Pageant judge and living proof that you are what you eat... WHAT A DICK!! |
 | EVOLUTION - Ladies and Gentlemen, the missing links! |
 | LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel! |
 | GREEDY - Pick One Color for Your Cause Like Everybody Else. May I Suggest Packed-Fudge Brown? |
 | HAIL THE NEW COOKIE MONSTER - She won the title honorably by defeating the former cookie monster in armed combat. |
 | JUST A FUN LOVING BUNCH - |
 | THE MIDDLE EAST - No wonder these people are always so pissed off! |
 | UNEXPECTED HUMOR - When real news is funnier than fake news |
 | OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough. |
 | DISAPPOINTMENT - Just because your penis surgery was not successful is no reason to go off half-cocked. |
 | THE NEW GUY - Don't ask, don't tell.TAGS: lions motifake liono thundercats humor Rating: 3.17/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966 |
 | WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years |
 | FAMILY TIME - Let's go on a PCP fueled killing spree! |
 | DAMMIT, CUBBYBEAR! - All the hot chicks in your posters are keeping me from sitting down. |
 | HUMOR - You're doing it wrong. |
 | TRANSLATION - |
 | Inappropriate Humor - |
 | GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - What? The Earth's been cooling for 10 years? And there's a blizzard out there? We're still marching! I already got the permits! |
 | WHAT`S THE SIGN OF A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR? - When you can see something funny in any given situation. |
 | ANOTHER FOXY DEMOCRAT - |
 | BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it. |
 | CHANGING OF THE GUARD - |
 | POPULARITY - "Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked." --Yogi BerraTAGS: motifake lions popularity humor yogi berra Rating: 3.09/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | WHICH IS MORE IMMORAL? - Killing two 100-pound people or killing one 300-pound person? |
 | LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS! |
 | GREAT TOURIST DESTINATIONS - |
 | ARCHERY HUMOR - Sometimes it doesn't sound exactly the way you intended |
 | CUBBYBEAR LOVES YOU - Just the way you are! |
 | PARANOIA - You only have to be right once to make it all worth it. |
 | THPPPPBBBBBT - "See Nancy. I told you his farts don't stink." *Sniff* *Sniff* AHHHH! |
 | HUMOR - Some place it on their tombstones. (We miss your many cartoon voices, Mel.) |
 | WALLACE AND GROMIT - Claymation Animation Domination |
 | HAD TO DUMP HER - The deafening sound of wind chimes was too distracting during sex. |
 | HUMPTY DUMPTY - Nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it state that he was an egg. |
 | SITUATIONAL HUMOR - |
 | AMBUSH - For dog has studied the way of the ninja |
 | IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night. |
 | TAX AND SPENDERS - We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -- Aesop |
 | OH YEAH!!! - FUCK YOU COOL AIDE MAN! |
 | REPUBLICANS - Because EVERYONE can't be retarded.TAGS: obama republican conservative hippie election 08 funny humor Rating: 2.94/5 More motifakes by Neal |
 | GEEK HUMOR - Because no one else gets the joke. |
 | OFFICE ERGONOMICS I - Poking fun at some dryyyy lecture material. |
 | IT'S VERY SIMPLE WHY I'M NOT - I'm gay |
 | HISTORICAL ACCURACY - Does your history textbook have a slight bias? |
 | SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one |
 | UH OH - Guys, this one might be difficult!TAGS: doris ghostbusters darth vader humor funny Rating: 2.93/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | OH, REALLY? - Well, they don't make my goddamn sandwiches, either. So get back in the kitchen, bitch, before I kick your ass to the curb and start banging your sister. |
 | MMMMMMM - ...Pi! |
 | BAILOUT!? - You rotten sons of bitches! That was my retirement fund!!! |
| THE GLITCH - |
 | WOMAN LICKING PUSSY - treats box. Yeah, I should have spaced that better. |
 | FRUSTRATION - Piano make kitty sad. |
 | NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free. |
 | ROBIN - Show us on the action figure where they touched you.TAGS: robin superheroes comics humor batman flash Rating: 2.88/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | FIRE - |
 | OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it! |
 | NORMALLY - I'm in when a California girl has a whip. In this case though, I just threw up in my mouth a little. |
 | FBI AGENTS ARE NOT THE POLICE - |
 | WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE - A world of enforced illiteracy, constant surveillance and automated pet tortureTAGS: future doris humor surveillance spy pet book Rating: 2.83/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | RURAL HUMOR - No college degree required. |
 | YOGI - Once again, our hero finds himself without a pic-a-nic basket. |
 | MIND CONTROL - With great power comes great responsibility. Now get me a beer! |
 | TUNNELS - Now everyone's doing them! |
 | Squirrel Humor - |
 | KOOL AID GUZZLERS - To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. -- Amos Bronson Alcott |
 | HONEY? PLEASE? - I just need to touch them! |
 | TRUE LOVE - Conquers all... Fuck it, I'm going home! |
 | PUPPY CHOW - What they don't know, won't hurt 'em! |
 | MUNICIPAL HUMOR - Some places employ it on their signs. |
 | YOU SAY POTATO, I SAY POTATO - Libs are libs are libs. |
 | ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroomTAGS: roamer silvermist stalking bathroom humor wishful thinking Rating: 2.75/5 More motifakes by Roamer |
 | GLORY DAYS - Oh how the mighty have fallen! |
 | 1950'S - Got to hand it to them… They had it right… |
 | BITMAP HUMOR - Let's jazz up this boring office ergonomics power point a bit. |
 | AT LAST! - C'mon everyone! My Goat Tree is ripe! |
 | REDNECKS - Every so often somebody comes along that even I think is too stereotypical to make fun of. |
 | SENSE OF HUMOR - Hell, even Jesus had one. |
 | THE CONGRESS - Has always had authority to end the war... But they just bitch and keep funding it. Eat shit you Peace Monger! |
 | HISTORICAL ACCURACY 2 - The Remix |
 | HAVE A NICE DAY! - Oh, you're busy, I'll come back later. |
 | Mike Rowe - |
 | UMM, BATMAN? - The other superheroes have been talking. You do wear the costume for the whole fighting crime thing, right? |
 | SOUTH AMERICA - Oops, wrong tunnel! |
 | WACKIEST SONG LYRICS - Oh you pop stars with your wacky song lyrics!TAGS: motifake humor lyrics parody wit liberation front Rating: 2.67/5 More motifakes by Mr Wacky's Lyrics File |
 | TURGID MIASMA OF EXISTENCE - Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is just out of grasp.But if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.- Nathaniel Hawthorne |
 | JAPAN - They already live in the future! Just ask Umbilical TV Girl, Action Kenji and SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan |
 | DICK CHENEY - Safeguarding you from freedom! |
 | MALE HUMOR - The best kind of humor there is |
 | WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - Comes great responsibility! |
 | WE NEED A HERO - to save us from the liberal trash-bin that has become our country! |
 | CTHULHU - immortal enemy of the FSM and big time asshole. |
 | WOLVES - Oh Shit |
 | THIS LADY - She gets it |
 | CONSPIRACY THEORY - |
 | MAN BOOBS - As disturbing as this may seem. Imagine if this was really a woman |
 | BACON SANDWICH - "A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch." -James Beard |
 | BREAKING NEWS - Even in april's fool they make you believe |
 | 1972 - And now you need a video card with its own cooling system |
 | WORLD'S WORST DATE - A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a fish? |
 | YOUR LOCAL NEWS CHANNEL - The only place you will find a weather boner. |
 | UNCLE TEDDY - A man who knows when to bail! |
 | PENGUINS - Logic... they have none. |
 | PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY - Way to Go, Einstein! |
 | GREEN BERET - Your online friend is not one. |
 | GAY TEST - If you noticed the man picking his nose, I have bad news for you. |