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GIRFRIENDS TOO -
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...
ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.
LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...
DAMN YOU - damn you all
TRUE TO LIFE -
SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
True Love -
WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.
LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles
MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.
THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -
LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
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