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GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!




PHILOSOPHY -




GIRFRIENDS TOO -




FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.




ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.




FACE PALM -




LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...




DAMN YOU - damn you all




LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...




SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.




ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you




WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.




OPPOSITE -




TRUE TO LIFE -




GERMAN GIRLS -




WISDOM -




True Love -




WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!




MEMENTO -




BOO -




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