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GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!
GIRFRIENDS TOO -
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.
LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...
DAMN YOU - damn you all
LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...
SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
FACE PALM -
WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.
TRUE TO LIFE -
True Love -
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles
MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.
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