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FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.




GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!




LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...




ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.




LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...




DAMN YOU - damn you all




OPPOSITE -




WISDOM -




SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.




WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.




TRUE TO LIFE -




BOO -




True Love -




PREPAREDNESS -




LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles




MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.




THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -




PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts




WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!




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