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GIRFRIENDS TOO -
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!
ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.
DAMN YOU - damn you all
WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.
TRUE TO LIFE -
MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.
LA TO DALLAS - a very long 1435 miles
THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -
PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
TALENT... GENIUS... -
YOUR CIRCLE -
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