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 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | THE APPROVAL QUEUE - |
 | PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart! |
 | DOWN TIME - We all need it |
 | LIMBO - The bar doesn't get any lower than this. |
 | GOOD TIMES - Only old men at 2:00am really want them. |
 | SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!" |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | I AM BECOME TIMMAY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | GENETICS - |
 | OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST - |
 | SIMPLICITY - |
 | AWESOMNESS - Not in this picture |
 | NICE RIMS - |
 | BARNEY - Even he hates Timmy. Doesn't he Timmy!? |
 | INTIMIDATION - |
 | A TIMMY - |
 | PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE - |
 | DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship! |
 | NAILED - |
 | MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced. |
 | WHATS IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE - |
 | LESSONS - |
 | I DON'T SWIM - |
 | CUBAN SWIMMERS - |
 | HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT." |
 | WHEN YOU SEE HIM - You will LOL |
 | PART TIME WORK - |
 | IN CASE OF FIRE ... - FINISH HIM! |
 | LIBRARIANS - |
 | THE FIRST TIME - |
 | HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night! |
 | JIM BOWIE'S LAST WORDS - Where did all these gardeners come from? |
 | DOESN'T MATTER JIMMY - |
 | WHAT ?! - YOU SOLD MY PS2? - |
 | IMAGINE - The rest is just as beautiful |
 | TIMMY - Safe for now |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | ACCEPTANCE - |
 | JIMMY THE COBBLER - He is the second coming. |
 | PESSIMISM - |
 | WORST TIMING EVER! - Is when the blue screen strikes |
 | ANNIVERSARY - |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | ANIME GIRLS - Oh wait, that is a real girl. Never mind. |
 | FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...TAGS: chuck norris would have kicked your ass himself but he was busy simultaneously pleasuring every cheerleader on the planet Rating: 3.71/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | NIPPLES - |
 | ULTIMATE EVIL - |
 | KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bagTAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard Rating: 3.7/5 More motifakes by Cam |
 | BEATING IT'S WINGS 43 TIMES - Only applies to Swallows Not Sparrows |
 | DEAR CAROL ANNE - |
 | LIFE - |
 | REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on. |
 | REALITY - |
 | A KISS - |
 | "WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?" - "Three minutes later as you asked before." |
 | TIME - |
 | CINDERELLA - |
 | BIKINI - |
 | TIME - |
 | 24/7 - |
 | LIBRARY COMPUTERS - |
 | WOMEN - |
 | DEADLY SINS - |
 | REDHEAD - |
 | SUBLIMINAL ARCHITECTURE - Subtlety is the key |
 | JUST ABOUT THERE - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | DAMN YOU - |
 | EPIC CLEAVAGE - |
 | PROTECTION - |
 | TIME - It only mocks you because someday you'll die.TAGS: time death inevitability impotence in the face of doom Rating: 3.63/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | 4TH OF JULY - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | TIME - |
 | THE AWKWARD PAUSE - |
 | ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | ANIMAL RIGHTS - Believe me... if our roles were reversed, the mink wouldn't be fighting for your rights |
 | FUTURISTIC MOVIE TIMELINE - |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | PARTY ANIMAL - |
 | ULTIMATE FAIL CAKE - It fails at failing |
 | PHILOSOPHY - |
 | MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself. |
 | OH MY GOD - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | PILLOWS - |
 | EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten. |
 | IT'S SIMPLE. - They just wont stop until we kill them. |
 | TONIGHT'S SPECIALS - |
 | INTERNET CRIME - |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | TIMMYS - |
 | COUGARS - |
 | IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH - |
 | PINA COLADAS - |
 | PIMPIN' SHIT - |
 | JUST A NOTE - |
 | STIMULUS - That's Right, We're Screwed |
 | FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find... |
 | LOOK AT HER... - |
 | MWLF WAS RIGHT - |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | WHAT’S IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE - |
 | SOMETIMES I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT - and think 'just where did I go wrong? Then the voices come and say 'This is going to take more than one night' |
 | TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS - You're doin' it right. |
 | INTERANIMAL BREEDING - Tony The Tiger and Secret Squirrel The Offspring - LogicSquirrel |
 | RONSART - |
 | T-SHIRT - |
 | LIGHTNING - |
 | CORPORATE - |
 | SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING - Yes, our job sucks. But here's what I say: If it gets old, spice it up a bit. Sure, the men that we sniff aren't the suavest, but we keep that secret between us girls. Now don't axe us about it again. |
 | CRABS - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | LITTLE BO PEEP - |
 | SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE - I think she wants to rim you |
 | IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM - of Gotham City, there are 3 groups. The Police, who investigate, the DA's who prosecute, and the goddamn Batman |
 | REALITY - |
 | JEALOUSLY - |
 | PERSPECTIVE - Life is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong decisions |
 | TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK - |
 | PROPOSAL - |
 | THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork |
 | CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in! |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | KEEP YOUR BRAIN ACTIVE - It's your best defense Along with booze and nicotine |
 | PLEASE MR. SMOKEY - |
 | MOTIFAKING - |
 | ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - |
 | HER BUTTON - says Anti-Sex League, but her eyes say Hello! |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | LIFE - |
 | WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED - |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | TIMMIE? TIMMIE? - I can't hear you Are you there Timmie? |
 | COSPLAY - |
 | UNFORTUNATELY - Linda's gynecologist had only one time slot left open |
 | SOMETIMES - life just screws you over |
 | CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen! |
 | PARENTS - |
 | TABOO - Initially, Jimmy's family were shocked that he married a Mexican whore, but in time even Grandma accepted her. |
 | ANIME - Making Japanese girls look good since ages |
 | ALZHEIMER - |
 | JIM JONES - I said I would drop by for a cold one He said he had a couple hundred on ice Talk about crossed wires. |
 | TIMMIES - |
 | CONUNDRUM - |
 | PROOF - That no matter how hot she may be, someone is tired of putting up with her shit! |
 | MY FIRST TIME? - Let me get back to you on that |
 | FOURTH DIMENSION - |
 | GREEN TECHNOLOGY - |
 | HOUSES - |
 | EXCEPTION - |
 | RUMORS - |
 | SECRETARIES - |
 | SELF-ESTEEM - |
 | CHOICES - |