Tagged with: iran
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | ANYTHING • EVERYTHING - |
 | PROTESTS IN IRAN - If private ownership of firearms was legal there, do you think the police would be shooting into the crowds? (hint: the answer is NO) |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | "LIVE AND LET LIVE" - "That's my motto. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker." --George Carlin |
 | MIRANDA RIGHTS - |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | BROMANCE-AWWW AREN'T THEY CUTE . . . - . . . what with the socialism, the hatin' on America, the suppression of human rights and all that stuff? |
 | INVADE IRAN - Deny it ever happened |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - How the hell am I supposed to know what to do about Iran and North Korea? I'm just a community organizer for Christ's sake! |
 | MIRANDA KERR - There are so many things I'd do to her... I don't want you guys copying my moves. |
 | NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy. |
 | WELL GIRLS - |
 | IRAN - Apparently It Has A Hooker Home Delivery Service |
 | IRANIAN IDOL - Makes Simon Look Like A Pussycat |
 | YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait |
 | IRAN - Home of the Freedom Tower. How Ironic. |
 | TURN ONS - |
 | BOOGERS - When I pick mine, I like to call them "dirty, dirty Jews" before I eat them. Watch... |
 | IRANIANS - Don't trust them with you ride |
 | BEING GAY IN IRAN - Because Prison Would Defeat The Purpose |
 | IRANIAN MISSLE LAUNCH - Fail |
 | IRANIAN MISSILE LAUNCH - Photoshop FAIL! |
 | THE TRUTH - WE MUST COVER IT UP! |
 | THE PIRANHA - If you have very rude neighbors, place one of these notorious man-eaters in their swimming pool. |
 | MIRANDA COSGROVE - Is Hot |
 | AMERICA - Home of a fascist dictatorship. (Fascism=Totalitarianism [staged elections] +State Capitalism [the corporations run everything]) |
 | WHILE IRAN FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM - The LEADER of the FREE WORLD went out for ice cream. |
 | OH, BOY - The economy is in shambles; unemployment is rising; North Korea is testing missiles; Iran is in chaos; and my ratings are slipping. But at least I can stare at this 16 year old's ass. |
 | IRANIAN ARMY - Would surrender to just this one guy. |
 | BEING GAY IN IRAN - Sucks |
 | WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane. |
 | IRAN - Tin soldiers and Ahmadinejad is coming, Pro-democracy on its own, This summer I hear the drumming. |
 | IRAN - Home of free speach |
 | AMERICANS - Not knowing that Iranians are ethnically Aryan since forever ago. |
 | IRANIAN BASIJ - I See They Have That "Gays In The Military" Thing All Worked out. |
 | IRAN'S SECRET WEAPON! - Shoot to kill private! |
 | IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts. |
 | TED DANSON - RAAAAUUURGH!!! |
 | IRAN - Next time US ARMY will get pwned. |
 | IRAN - Don't laugh, motherfuckers. Your asses are next. |
 | IRANIAN OIL BOURSE - Putting the terminally ill Dollar out of it's misery since October 2009 |