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DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -




BADMINTON -




THIS - is Gun Control




STEP SISTERS -




THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...




GENESIS - Facebook version.




STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




LEVELING -




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




FIVE LION WORTHY -




THIS POST'S FOR YOU -




HISTORY -




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!"




MERRY CHRISTMAS -




TWISTER - The way it should be played


TAGS: twister
Rating: 3.91/5

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HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -




INGENUITY -




BRICK TOP - nemesis (n) - A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.




"MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN VISITING" - Good for you, Luke!!


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.89/5

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IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck.




DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!




OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST -




DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill.




DECADES OF AIR POWER -




DENTAL BEAR -




LISTEN UP PEOPLE -


TAGS: it is a utah thing
Rating: 3.86/5

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YOUNG ASH - He wants to show her his Pokeballs!




I SWEAR TO GOD -




CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES - Meet their poster child


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.86/5

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CHRISTMAS -




FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too!




FEMINIST ICONS -




WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!"




HISTORY -




ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?




PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE -




EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Some just don't have photoshop




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon




I DON'T SEE WHAT IS SO BAD - I mean, no one has ever gotten stoned and tried to kick my ass.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.83/5

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UNION DUES -




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -




VOYEURISM -




NAILED -




LONDON MUSEUM OF HISTORY -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.81/5

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DAMN YOU -




HOLIDAY PHOTOS -




NEW ZEALAND -




MY BALL AND CHAIN WIFE -




FOR EVERY ACTION -




ISLANDS -




CHEWBACCA'S PENIS - Be afraid Be very afraid




DISILLUSION -




IDEALISM -




LESSONS -




OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé.




YOUR BUDDY LIST - No Wonder You're So Fucked Up!


TAGS: lol
Rating: 3.78/5

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED -




O SHIT - Is what stands out when your life flashes before your eyes


TAGS: bear fish dead
Rating: 3.78/5

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CHRISTMAS -




YOU SAID... -




MISSED OPPORTUNITIES -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.77/5

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HISTORY - Teaching us what we all learned from the Greek; philosophy, art, war, politics, science and same-sex relationships


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.77/5

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OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star




PROMISE ME... -




THIS GUY - Has the best sandwich maker




YOUR LIFE -




WIKIS - 'cause not everyone understands you silly brits


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.76/5

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IN CASE OF FIRE ... - FINISH HIM!




TROLLS -




SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.




DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.




HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night!




HISTORY -


TAGS: history day
Rating: 3.75/5

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G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!




MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS?




AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.




HAPPINESS IS... -


TAGS: oct 3
Rating: 3.74/5

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SOME HELP - Please get some You piece of shit




JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters.




FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY -




REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.




FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.




FAT ELVIS - Little less conversation and a little more apple pie




BUNNY -




YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?"




IT'S ALL IN ADVERTISING -




LOGICDUDE -




WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter"




A BIT OF A SURPRISE - Arnold and Ron share the same DNA


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.72/5

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PESSIMISM -




PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.




OH, HA HA - Very funny, guys!




ATHEISM? -




PERSPECTIVE -




SUCKERS -




MISS PORCELINA -




ANIME GIRLS - Oh wait, that is a real girl. Never mind.




FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...




USS MOTIFAKE -




BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.




EXERCISE - Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse!




COMPROMISE -




THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing




CHUCKO NORRISO -




LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem




FUTILITY -




TWISTER -




TOGETHERNESS -




MOOSEHEAD - How do you tell a guy likes Moosehead? Easy! The antler marks on his thighs!




REALISTS - The only ones who really know what's going on.




A KISS -


TAGS: kiss time
Rating: 3.69/5

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"WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?" - "Three minutes later as you asked before."


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.68/5

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CINDERELLA -




MEMORIES -




THIS IS THE PLACE -




MOIST - Isn't She !


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.68/5

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UNFAIR DISMISSAL - You can't fire me! Ice Cream and Kids are my life!!!




VISITATION RIGHTS -




YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS - I wore a blue shirt with a blue tie, and it was white shirt with a blue tie day. We laughed all morning


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.67/5

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CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: death is a lawn dart
Rating: 3.67/5

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CARPE DIEM -




SEXISM - hilarious and well deserved.




PERSISTENCE -




ENGLISH - Still a developing language


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.67/5

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CONSISTENCY -




I EXERCISE STRONG CONTROL -




DISNEYLAND -




US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?




PATRIOTISM - I wanna kiss the flag.




WIDOWS VISTA - When common sense just isn't an option


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.67/5


LOVE IS IN THE AIR - But sometimes you're not high enough to grab it.




CANADIAN -




CRUISING -


TAGS: stevedores
Rating: 3.67/5

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EVENTS LIKE THIS - Restore my faith in humanity


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.66/5

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WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRUCKER? - This funny SOB has to be a MOtifaker! Just has to be!




PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!




THE LIE OF OMISSION - Just a friendly warning guys, think before you open your mouth....


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.65/5

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SUBLIMINAL ARCHITECTURE - Subtlety is the key




FINALLY... -




YOUTH -




FRESH AIR AND JOY -




CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~




THE INTERNET - Rose-colored-glasses edition.




LINGUISTIC EXPERTS -




IT IS NOT POSSIBLE - to have too much Imitation Crab Meat


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.65/5

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BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? -




A SUPERIOR COUCH POTATO -




FOR A SECOND THERE -




DESPERATION -




BEGINNERS -




TWO GOOD REASONS - why you shouldn't jerk off and strangle yourself at the same time!




ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! -




ELVIS -