Query tags with term: jesus
“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price
THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty
CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance
WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -
JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.
MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!
YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!
ATHEISM - Checkmate
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass
NEEDED TO BE SAID -
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water
IF JESUS -
ENLIGHTENMENT - The sudden realization that these two bastards don't really give a damn about you.
DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)
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