Tagged with: jesus
 | BRB - LOL |
 | NEEDED TO BE SAID - |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | SOONER OR LATER - |
 | CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~ |
 | JESUS CHRIST - |
 | POWER FAILURE - |
 | JESUS AND SANTA - |
 | WWJD? - lol |
 | JESUS - |
 | JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart! |
 | JESUS - |
 | IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN - |
 | DAFFY - |
 | CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones |
 | JESUS CHRIST - |
 | JESUS - What in the everloving hell did you put in that chilli Martha?? |
 | LIVING DEAD - |
 | I MET JESUS - |
 | OUTDATED SUPERSTITION - Hiding your superstition behind the term opinion, doesn't make it any less absurd. |
 | AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture. |
 | NO PAIN - |
 | WHAT A RIPOFF - |
 | BONGS - |
 | MR. BARTIMAEUS - |
 | JESUS LOVES YOU - But I'm His favorite. |
 | LEAPING JESUS - |
 | JESUS - |
 | I KNEW IT - |
 | SIT THE FUCK DOWN - and finish your Coke. Or this'll be YOUR Last Supper. |
 | OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited |
 | JESUS - |
 | THE REAL JESUS - |
 | MY FATHER - |
 | ENDORSEMENT - |
 | RULE 63 JESUS - |
 | BE CAREFUL - |
 | HOLY TESTIMONY - |
 | JESUS - brings comfort to our world |
 | DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it) |
 | JESUS - |
 | SWEET JESUS - |
 | JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.) |
 | BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS - |
 | When Interwebs Attack! - |
 | IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too. |
 | RAPTOR JESUS - was pretty much like this... Until he went extinct for our sins and everything. |
 | MR. CANADA - |
 | Porn - |
 | THAT WAS THE LAST TIME - Jesus tryed speed motor boating. |
 | BITMAP - Providing a unique Motifake perspective |
 | JESUS - Imaginary friend or not... that's pretty damn slick |
 | RAPTOR JESUS - Obey him. OBEY HIM!!! |
 | MMMMMMM! - Sacrilicious! |
 | JESUS IS CRYING - The Freakin' Liberals Have Given Him Plenty Of Reasons |
 | JESUS - Earning immediate respect. |
 | ANTICIPATED - |
 | AND IF THEY DROWNED JESUS? - Then Christians would pray to this. |
 | JESUS CHRIST DUDE - |
 | JESUS MAY SAVE - But George Nelson withdraws! |
 | ABSTINENCE - ONLY 99.99% EFFECTIVE |
 | SAVIOR VS. MESSIAH ROUND II - Considering the last nine months, I'll triple my bet on the Hebrew guy. |
 | FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail. |
 | SATAN - If it wasn't for him, Jesus wouldn't have anything to do. And a lot of people would have to work for a living. |
 | KENNY ROGERS - The sexiest Jesus that the Illuminati Aliens could send us!TAGS: kenny rogers alien jesus illuminati gambler Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | HEINEKEN - |
 | JEDI JESUS - |
 | HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery! |
 | PISSING OFF CHRISTIANS - Because they usually deserve it |
 | "JESUS CHRIST" - It's all a fairy tale! He never existed and he's not coming back! Get over it and grow up! |
 | JESUS - Now available in small, medium, or large |
 | WELL THEN - That settles that |
 | WWJK - Guns don't kill people...Jesus kills people |
 | JESUS - Now there was a man who knew how to give good advice !!!!! |
 | JESUS IS COMING - Try to look busy .....And hide the bong. |
 | JESUS - |
 | THE BB JESUS - |
 | JESUS (RHYMES WITH JESUS) - He never was much of an athlete |
 | JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness |
 | HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults |
 | I SWEAR - |
 | ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now? |
 | GHOSTBUSTERS - Proving there is no god. |
 | Fossils - |
 | JESUS CHRIST - it's awesom-o |
 | HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads |
 | WHEN THERE WAS ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS - That's when Jesus was swimming or hitting on beach bunnies. |
 | JESUS - You Better Do What He Says |
 | The Bible - |
 | JESUS CHRIST - Not only has He returned, He's been causing boat accidents! |
 | JESUS - Magician Extraordinaire |
 | HIGHER! - Throw me higher!!! |
 | CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance |
 | JESUS - Even he listens to Pink Floyd |
 | JESUS - Cubby, look! Jesus loves boobs too. |
 | BOLTS - |
 | JESUS - Official sponsor of . . er . . um. . . EVERYTHING!! |
 | JESUS - Has returned... |
 | YOUNG CELEBS - |
 | KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic) |
 | W W J D - WHERE WOULD JESUS DIG? |
 | PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass |
 | JESUS - always the white guy with dark blond hair and plucked eyebrows. THAT is blasphemy. |
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 | 1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic |
 | PIRATE JESUS - Why kill it with a poor attempt at humor? |
 | Raptor Jesus - |
 | THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexualsTAGS: dinos guns homos jesus god christ religion christianity Rating: 2.73/5 More motifakes by moonunit41 |
 | MAYBE HE DOES - but let's wish thats not true |
 | SAVIOR VS. MESSIAH - One will judge; one will be judged. (My money is on the Hebrew guy). |
 | JESUS - He died for our sins. Soooooo...we're all set then, right? I mean isn't that like paying the tab? |
 | SENSE OF HUMOR - Hell, even Jesus had one. |
 | Jesus Is Risen - |
 | JESUS WATCHES OVER HEAVEN - As Jesus watched over heaven at the right hand of the Father. All that embrace heaven in it's beauty, comforts, abundance of wine & feast, and all the Earthly carnal pleasures of CARNIVAL!! |
 | Jesus... With You - |
 | JESUS - Hide and Seek champion of the world. |
 | HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids |
 | JESUS LOVES YOU - but the Dalai thinks you're a douchebag |
 | TORTURE - |
 | JESUS - WTF? |
 | DARTH VADER - He is even more holy than thou. |
 | JESUS - He's got some game but he just gets killed on the boards. |
 | JESUS - HE Fucking Rode Raptors |
 | SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO COME UNTO ME - So they can touch my wang (We'll settle out of court later) |
 | JESUS JUST LEFT CHICAGO - |
 | DISCO JESUS - |
 | Prayer - |
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 | LIFE SPOILER - Jesus isn't real. |
 | JESUS - The 2000 year old virgin |
 | "CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT JESUS?" - This is my usual response. |
 | ATHEISM - Checkmate |
 | DOUBLE TAKE - I imagine that, When Jesus sees this at first, He'll have to look twice. |
 | JESUS - fails at sex |
 | 1 THESSALONIANS 5:2 - For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. |
 | JESUS CHRIST - He made the ultimate sacrifice. |
 | LACK OF FAITH - god finds it disturbing |
 | GRATITUDE - Thanks Spidey! |
 | INFLATABLE JESUS - Yeah, that's about how durable your theory is |
 | JESUS - Loves the little children |
 | JESUS - |
 | JESUS - Don't mess with Him! Never. |
 | MAGIC JEW - If you believe in one, I have a bridge that might interest you. |
 | SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us. |
 | JESUS - I guess thats not him |
 | BABY JESUS BUTT PLUG - When simply going to hell isn't quite enough. |
 | JESUS CHRIST - I'm Blind. |
 | NOTHING - Still makes more Sense than that 7 days shit |
 | LOVE, HATE - Same thing. Jesus wins. |
 | JUDGEMENT DAY - when you see it. you'll shit bricks. |
 | JESUS - teaches: "Butt-secks is fine as long as she can enter marriage as a virgin......" God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. |
 | JESUS - will do anything for a quick buck |
 | WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives. |
 | JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit. |
 | JESUS - A little bit of him is in all of us. |
 | JESUS - was a Jew on his mother's side. |
 | BIBLE SHROOMS - Jesus is waiting he might be dressed like cookie monster |
 | ZOMBIE JESUS LOVES YOU - He loves you a bunch! That's why he always puts skippy in your lunch! |
 | JESUS? - I'll keel him |
 | JESUS - hates crippled people |