Query tags with term: jesus
“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price
THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty
WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -
CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance
OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.
ATHEISM - Checkmate
NEEDED TO BE SAID -
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.
IF JESUS -
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
ENLIGHTENMENT - The sudden realization that these two bastards don't really give a damn about you.
JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.
DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)
RAPTOR JESUS - doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad
BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.
LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.
HOLLY GHOST - Ghost busted !!
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