Query tags with term: jesus
“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price
THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty
WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -
YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!
OW... CUT IT OUT! - You better stop it Thor! I'm tellin my DAD!
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.
ATHEISM - Checkmate
MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!
NEEDED TO BE SAID -
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.
PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.
IF JESUS -
FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions
COMIC BOOK JESUS -
DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)
RAPTOR JESUS - doesn't approve of this whole "evolution" fad
BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.
HOLLY GHOST - Ghost busted !!
YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...
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