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THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -




JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.




SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.




ROCK -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...




JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One




CHRISTMAS -




SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"




I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.




PREPARED -




THE MISSING TEEN YEARS -




IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.




RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.




NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -




LOVE THY NEIGHBOR -




1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic




JESUS -




DIVINE INTERVENTION - What about the sour cream?




LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




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