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THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -
JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.
SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...
JESUS VS SANTA - There Can Only Be One
SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"
I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.
THE MISSING TEEN YEARS -
IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.
JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.
RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.
NERF JESUS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! -
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR -
1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic
DIVINE INTERVENTION - What about the sour cream?
LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!
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