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THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.
SESAME STREET THANKSGIVING - ELMO - - Where's Big Bird? He should be here now. COOKIE MONSTER - - Uhh, I dunno.
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
TXT MSG -
HAPPY THANKSGIVING - Turkey Bacon is good for the body. Bacon Turducken is good for the soul.
SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again
KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!
TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -
OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.
HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...
Gamer's Keyboard -
MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.
CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.
FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!
THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.
EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock
WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.
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