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 | STOCKINGS GET YOU NOTICED - She knows you're staring...don't be so obvious! God...I can't take you anywhere |
 | COUGAR QUEEN - "A woman's outfit should be like a barbed wire fence... serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Sophia Loren, age 75 |
 | BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do |
 | MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage |
 | CAREER CHANGE - |
 | THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE - |
 | KINDNESS - Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
 | ENDURANCE DRINKING - And the Gold Medal goes to... Oh boy! How're we gonna get Cubby onto that medal stand? |
 | MAKING OUT, JUST TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT DENT TO YOUR WIFE/PARENTS THE NEXT MORNING - |
 | PSYCHOLOGY -TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around Rating: 4.38/5 More motifakes by GreyScorpion |
 | HAARAKKON'S GUIDE TO BEING A VIKING - |
 | WHEN TIMMIES DEMONSTRATE - there's not really much need for crowd control measures |
 | WHATUTALKIN'ABOUT? - Life sucks when you stopped being CUTE |
 | TOO LATE NOW - You can't take something off the Internet - It's like taking pee out of a pool. |
 | MISTRESS TOC - her subs know it's Spare the Rod, Spoil the Mood |
 | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF - Did he fire 36,000 rounds or only 35,000? So do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? |
 | SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination). |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | YAWN OF DOOM - |
 | PETS - |
 | UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT - |
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST - Soft Kitty...warm kitty little ball of fur Happy Kitty...Sleepy Kitty... ...Nommm Nommm Nommm |
 | FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS - |
 | STOP POKING ME - |
 | TOC - SHE'S THE BOSS! - |
 | TAKING A SWING BREAK - Because even dark lords get stressed out |
 | BUNGEE CORDS - |
 | BREAKING NEWS - Canadians enjoy hockey and beer Next Up: Will the sun rise tomorrow? Tune in and see |
 | MWLF - |
 | OUR KING - If you find your poster in the top 5, rest assured it's only because Ron took the day off. |
 | KINGS OF SMUG - Those who do not like you fall into one of two categories: the stupid and the envious |
 | SHAKESPEARE - |
 | THE LEOPARD- SKINNED BIKINI - In a contest, it already gets 4pts. towards your score... ...the rest is up to you! GOD I love SPRINGTIME |
 | FLOSS - It's good to see that some fashions NEVER go out of style |
 | THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - Is 'Fuck You' on your cup |
 | RESPECT IS EARNED - |
 | TRUE? YES. AWFUL? NO. - |
 | COMPETITIVE EDGE - Take it where you can. |
 | AND ONE MORE THING - The 52" HDTV hates you as well |
 | PRODUCT LOYALTY - |
 | ANOREXIA - It loves the beach! Swimsuit by Macgyver. Now go eat something before the gulls come back... |
 | CUBBYBEAR - It’s OK folks... He’s behind the string. |
 | CLONING - |
 | BIKINIS - Improving self-esteem for many a shy woman... Too bad they all can't look this good |
 | CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT - |
 | POOR ANDY - |
 | BARTIMAEUS - |
 | DIGITAL REMASTERING - Not always surefire. |
 | THE PAC MAN BIKINI - Finally! A chance to EAT that GHOST the right way |
 | WORKING FOR NUTS - Damn! This economic slump affects everybody |
 | IT'S GOOD TO BE KING - |
 | VEGETARIAN - |
 | YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY - to be sexy |
 | UNCONDITIONAL - |
 | TEBOW - |
 | MERRY MOTIFAKIN' CHRISTMAS - |
 | MOST NUDISTS - |
 | WITH THE WITCH DEAD - |
 | THE POPE CARD - |
 | CHRISTMAS PRESENTS - It's time to remove the wrapping. |
 | DAMN YOUR EYES! - I SAID NO MORE NSFW VIEWING! |
 | LOOKING LIKE HELL - It's easy for BRITNEY these days... ...BTW, she saw her shadow this morning... It's gonna be a longer winter! |
 | BAD COOKING - My Cooking sucks, but fortunately so do I |
 | WHATCHU DOING TODAY? - |
 | MWLF - |
 | STOP LOOKING HERE - It's so hard to train Culos as a partner in the annual Co-Ed Volleyball league |
 | TAIL WALKING - Not as fun as tail chasing but someone has to do it |
 | NEW CAR SMELL - Soon to be replaced by new "hot ass girlfriend" smell! |
 | THE MOCKING - ‘Muahahahaha!’ Sad about the trainer, but…this is why they’re not called Cuddly Whales |
 | WORKING GIRLS - Always happy when the fleet is in |
 | LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - |
 | GROUP THERAPY - |
 | TRUE LOVE - |
 | THINKIN TREE COWBOY LORE - |
 | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - She's going to scratch the fucking paint |
 | MESSAGE SENT - Message received |
 | WHEN A WOMAN IS TALKING TO YOU - listen to what she says with her eyes |
 | STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent. |
 | HALF OF LIFE IS FUCKING UP - The other half is dealing with it |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | MORALE - is low for the men in the field |
 | EPIC FUCKING WIN! - This kid is made of it. |
 | MAC N' CHEESE - |
 | PLAN B - |
 | DAMN! HE BIT ME - How to tell if Cubbybear likes you |
 | NO MORE LOOKING AT CUBBY'S PROFILE - You'll shoot your eye out kid. |
 | LICKING HER LIPS - A non-verbal sign that says...I'm Horny Recognized around the world and in all four quadrants of the Federation |
 | PLUS-MINUS - |
 | EVEL KINEVEL - |
 | ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE - And remember my people, There is no crime in being poor... just dressing poorly. |
 | TAKE UP SMOKING NOW - |
 | THE POLICE - Laugh their asses off when Agdaniele tried explaining to them that he was just giving the transvestite a ride home. |
 | I DON'T CARE - |
 | UMM HELLLLLLO!? - |
 | DRINKING VODKA AND RUM - |
 | INSERT EXPLETIVE HERE - Because one of the prettiest cartoon wives in the history of ever, was portrayed on film by the most unattractive lesbian of all time. |
 | MR NATTY ICE VIKING - Not as tough as he looks...only PUSSIES drink LITE BEER |
 | TWILIGHT - |
 | DREAM WOMAN - |
 | HUMOR - |
 | SOLITUDE - |
 | NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES - Because this BANNING thing really SCARRED me! |
 | WALKING THE FISH - If this isn't evidence to the end of the WORLD... ...I don't know what is! |
 | STICKING IT - You are doing it wrong |
 | NEW FROM SERTA - The Cubby Perfect Sleeper Get the sleep you deserve |
 | GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT - |
 | BRA CLASP UNHOOKING - this event was only held once as it came to pass that most of the motifakers had never seen nor unhooked one before. |
 | HANDICAP PARKING - A perk you really don't want |
 | THE MOTIFAKE DATACENTER - Mr. Motifake has been upgrading a lot and for good reason! |
 | MR. PRESIDENT - |
 | CHERRYKINI - |
 | HEAVEN CAN WAIT - But can you? |
 | THERE ARE 2 KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD - Carnies and Regular Folk Guess which one will shank you with a corn dog stick |
 | THE MOTIFAKE BIKINI DEATHSQUAD - Protecting our website from TIMMYS See Culos or Cubbybear for applications! LogicDude approves all trainees |
 | CHEEZBERGER ME! - |
 | JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU'RE OKAY - An unidentied Male body was found today. He was described as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and small dick. |
 | MULTITASKING - NOT SOMETHING MEN ARE VERY GOOD AT ANYHOW - |
 | HOW DARE YOU - |
 | ACHIEVEMENT - |
 | LIMPETS - Um......errr? It's just not the same. |
 | IT ISN'T PREMARITAL SEX - |
 | YOU GO AHEAD... - No one's looking. Speaking of no one's looking... |
 | C U L O S - No one is safe! |
 | THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR - |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility. |
 | JUST LET ME KNOW - |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | CLEAVAGE - Has a wonderful hypnotic powerTAGS: cleavage power hypnotic boobs epic bikini boobs tits chesticles Rating: 3.75/5 More motifakes by MustyK |
 | KINDERGARDEN - needs to be fixed |
 | HAUNTING - |
 | THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME |
 | THALASSOPHOBIA - |
 | LOOKING HAWT - I think she's just about ready... |
 | DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple |
 | KINDRED SOULS - |
 | ZORDON -TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit Rating: 3.73/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | THE KING OF COOL - If you raced cars, motorcycles, did your own stunts & basically lived life to the fullest... Yeah, you were cool. |
 | RESERVATIONS - |
 | NETWORKING - |
 | MAKING POSTERS - Its really very simple. |
 | SOME MORNINGS - |
 | MARY-MAGDELINE - |
 | HOLY FUCKING SHIT - Illustrated. At last. |
 | HURRY HOME - I'M WAITING .... - |
 | M.A.L.T. - |
 | TAKING A BREAK... - We hate to see you go, Porcelina, but we love watching you walk away. |
 | STRING-KINI MODELS - covering up the "good" bits just so they can make it to motifake |
 | INDUSTRIAL THINKING CAP - |
 | AND IF... - |
 | 5 LIONS - ...just showed up looking for Simba! They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years is because he owes them money! |
 | EMPTINESS - |
 | KATE BECKINSALE - Did anyone say "Wow"? |
 | THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - |
 | IT'S A LAZY WORLD - |
 | FUCKING BITCH - The things you do for her, because you still love her. |
 | REINTARDATION - |
 | READING IS FUN-DAMENTAL - |
 | KEEP LOOKING - The candy is definitely in there |