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 | YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY - to be sexy |
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | THINKIN TREE COWBOY LORE - |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | REGICIDE - It ain't easy! |
 | VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility. |
 | KICKING YOUR ASS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - She's going to scratch the fucking paint |
 | 5 LIONS - ...just showed up looking for Simba! They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years is because he owes them money! |
 | EPIC FUCKING WIN! - This kid is made of it. |
 | MR. PRESIDENT - |
 | LURKING - |
 | HAUNTING - |
 | BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them |
 | LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do... |
 | YOU GO AHEAD... - No one's looking. Speaking of no one's looking... |
 | EMPTINESS - |
 | DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | THAT LOOK - Right before you sneeze |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | A MAN'S COOKING ABILITY - |
 | CLEAVAGE - Has a wonderful hypnotic powerTAGS: cleavage power hypnotic boobs epic bikini boobs tits chesticles Rating: 3.7/5 More motifakes by MustyK |
 | BIKINI - |
 | 24/7 - |
 | A DAY AT THE BEACH - I could really use one after seeing this... |
 | PACKING HEAT - Make yourself appear bigger and slowly back away |
 | YOUTH - |
 | BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? - |
 | LOOKIN' SEXY - Hopefully they'll ignore the puddle between your legs |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | HOLY FUCKING SHIT - Illustrated. At last. |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | KATE BECKINSALE - Did anyone say "Wow"? |
 | 1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too. |
 | LIKE TALKING TO A WALL - Wait... It IS talking to a wall |
 | COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...? |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | SANDKINI - |
 | THE STEAKINATOR - This is why you're FAT |
 | POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget! |
 | THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME |
 | HONESTLY OPRAH - |
 | OUR KINDA GAL - |
 | THIS ASS KICKING - is brought to you courtesy of Fruit of the Loom |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | OCEAN CROSSING - |
 | HE'S THE KING OF THE BEASTS - When She Lets Him |
 | NETWORKING - |
 | YOU TALKIN' TO ME? - You talkin' to me? Then who else you talkin to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to? |
 | PERFECTION - |
 | CHEEZBERGER ME! - |
 | PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach |
 | SELF SATISFACTION - |
 | KING ARTHUR - |
 | MOTIFAKING - |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | BREAKING NEWS! - Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game |
 | TAKING A BREAK... - We hate to see you go, Porcelina, but we love watching you walk away. |
 | DAVID THORNE - Fucking Legend deleted deleted |
 | MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label. |
 | THE KINGS WRATH - |
 | METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING - I Can't Wait To Get To Second Base |
 | WOMEN - |
 | LADY GAGAAAUGH! - Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick! |
 | SECRETARIES - |
 | BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife. |
 | HOOKING TO THE CATAPULT - A Real Quick Start To Your Day |
 | JABBA - won't miss you. I replaced you with Jar Jar. He can't tell you apart anyway. |
 | BELIEF SYSTEM - |
 | BREAKING UP - |
 | IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN - |
 | CANADA - |
 | ROCKIN' IT OUT - Popped collar and sweating like a rapist... you are the king |
 | TARKIN DOCTRINE - |
 | ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day! |
 | BEER HOLDER - |
 | ROYALTY - |
 | KING KONG - |
 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | KINDNESS - |
 | FUCKING SHOWOFF - |
 | FIRST BASE - |
 | BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?" |
 | WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST - |
 | FRIENDS - |
 | FUCKIN’ MONDAY - |
 | BREAST FEEDING - Every man alive wants a turn. Some women too I'm sure. |
 | PUMPKIN PIES - This is how they're made |
 | CHERRYPICKING - |
 | CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - You should've seen what happened to Rand when she brought him cold coffee |
 | BONGS - |
 | TOUGH LOVE AND DISCIPLINE - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | CHINA - |
 | KINDERGARDEN - needs to be fixed |
 | TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school. |
 | CADUCEUS - It's that little gold thing that you're almost staring at. |
 | KICKIN’ AROUND IDEAS - |
 | PERFECT - Just f-ing perfect!!! |
 | FUCKING - The best austrian village since 1070. |
 | BREAKING THE NEWS - There are good times, and then there are great times. |
 | INDUSTRIAL THINKING CAP - |
 | SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!! |
 | CLINT FUCKIN' EASTWOOD - chuck who? |
 | CHOKING THE CHICKEN, A MUCH SAFER KIND OF SEX... - |
 | ADVERTISING - |
 | ADULT SWIM - Nothing To Do With Skinny Dipping And Hot Chicks |
 | IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King |
 | SEAN FUCKIN CONNERY - Daniel who? |
 | PERSUADING - |
 | KING OF THE MOUNTAIN - |
 | LOLRATS - |
 | SMOKING - can cause health problems |
 | FUCKIN’ AMERICA - |
 | BROKEN DREAMS - |
 | Holy Fucking Shit - |
 | STOCKING UP - Because the party will turn ugly if the Greybeards run out of booze. |
 | ENGLISH - Taught Fucking American style |
 | NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION - |
 | TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM - It sounds noble in theory... |
 | NEEDLE!? - |
 | SUMMERTIME - |
 | LITTLE DID WE KNOW - |
 | MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. - He has a dream... ...cast! |
 | HISTORICALLY SPEAKING - |
 | SUPERMAN - When they called you a strange visitor from another planet, they weren't kidding! |
 | DRINKING - Some people are just better at it than others. |
 | KINGS - 3 is plenty |
 | POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans. |
 | ART - |
 | MOTIFAKING - Looks like I picked the wrong week... |
 | THE CHUCKLES KERFUFFLE - |
 | FUCKIN - |
 | "UM, MOMMY? WHAT'S..." - "Shut up and put your seatbelt back on, Jimmy. We're going to Burger King." |
 | ASKING FOR IT - She Is |
 | STUFFED ANIMALS - |
 | BE KIND TO CHIPMUNKS - You'll need them on your side when the gophers attack |
 | GEMMA ATKINSON - England's Greatest Ever Export |
 | FUCKIN’ AMERICA - |
 | home cooking - |
 | PICKING YOURSELF UP - So much harder with epic boobs |
 | YOUR LOOKING AT HER BREASTS - Anne is NOT pleased |
 | He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing - |
 | LOOKING OVER THE SHOULDER - |
 | CHOKING THE CHICKEN - |
 | UNSINKABLE #8 - If only Mary Jo Kopechne looked like this... |
 | KINDERGARTEN - |
 | CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW - |
 | WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT - She shouldn't be rubbing two sticks together. |
 | DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS |
 | MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends |
 | - nice rack |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | BARTENDER - |
 | UNSINKABLE #6 - In the unlikely event of a water landing, your chest may be used as a floatation device. |
 | OVERTHINKING SHIT - |
 | MY KIND OF WORKPLACE! - Just where is it? |