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SIX-PACK ABS -
THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.
VIKINGS - DON'T GET US MAD. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE MAD.
DRINKING PROBLEM - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
OH OH OH - the humanity
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...
ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -
IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King
EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -
CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...
MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage
CONTINUING EDUCATION -
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -
UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.
CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer
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