Tagged with: king
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | REGICIDE - It ain't easy! |
 | VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility. |
 | KICKING YOUR ASS - |
 | CHRISTMAS - |
 | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - She's going to scratch the fucking paint |
 | 5 LIONS - ...just showed up looking for Simba! They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years is because he owes them money! |
 | EPIC FUCKING WIN! - This kid is made of it. |
 | LURKING - |
 | HAUNTING - |
 | LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do... |
 | EMPTINESS - |
 | DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | THAT LOOK - Right before you sneeze |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | A MAN'S COOKING ABILITY - |
 | PACKING HEAT - Make yourself appear bigger and slowly back away |
 | YOUTH - |
 | HOLY FUCKING SHIT - Illustrated. At last. |
 | MIDGETS - They're just like the "shorties" you used to date, but without that annoying pedophile label. |
 | 1870'S ENERGY DRINK - And it comes with that cool straw, too. |
 | LIKE TALKING TO A WALL - Wait... It IS talking to a wall |
 | COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...? |
 | POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget! |
 | HONESTLY OPRAH - |
 | THIS ASS KICKING - is brought to you courtesy of Fruit of the Loom |
 | HE'S THE KING OF THE BEASTS - When She Lets Him |
 | NETWORKING - |
 | PERFECTION - |
 | PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach |
 | SELF SATISFACTION - |
 | KING ARTHUR - |
 | MOTIFAKING - |
 | BREAKING NEWS! - Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game |
 | TAKING A BREAK... - We hate to see you go, Porcelina, but we love watching you walk away. |
 | DAVID THORNE - Fucking Legend deleted deleted |
 | THE KINGS WRATH - |
 | METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING - I Can't Wait To Get To Second Base |
 | WOMEN - |
 | LADY GAGAAAUGH! - Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick! |
 | SECRETARIES - |
 | BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife. |
 | HOOKING TO THE CATAPULT - A Real Quick Start To Your Day |
 | BELIEF SYSTEM - |
 | BREAKING UP - |
 | IF YOU DRINK LIKE A MAN - |
 | CANADA - |
 | ROYALTY - |
 | KING KONG - |
 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | FUCKING SHOWOFF - |
 | FIRST BASE - |
 | BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?" |
 | WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST - |
 | CHERRYPICKING - |
 | CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - You should've seen what happened to Rand when she brought him cold coffee |
 | BONGS - |
 | TOUGH LOVE AND DISCIPLINE - |
 | CHINA - |
 | CADUCEUS - It's that little gold thing that you're almost staring at. |
 | FUCKING - The best austrian village since 1070. |
 | BREAKING THE NEWS - There are good times, and then there are great times. |
 | INDUSTRIAL THINKING CAP - |
 | CHOKING THE CHICKEN, A MUCH SAFER KIND OF SEX... - |
 | ADVERTISING - |
 | IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King |
 | PERSUADING - |
 | KING OF THE MOUNTAIN - |
 | LOLRATS - |
 | SMOKING - can cause health problems |
 | BROKEN DREAMS - |
 | Holy Fucking Shit - |
 | STOCKING UP - Because the party will turn ugly if the Greybeards run out of booze. |
 | ENGLISH - Taught Fucking American style |
 | NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION - |
 | TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM - It sounds noble in theory... |
 | MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. - He has a dream... ...cast! |
 | HISTORICALLY SPEAKING - |
 | SUPERMAN - When they called you a strange visitor from another planet, they weren't kidding! |
 | DRINKING - Some people are just better at it than others. |
 | KINGS - 3 is plenty |
 | POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans. |
 | MOTIFAKING - Looks like I picked the wrong week... |
 | "UM, MOMMY? WHAT'S..." - "Shut up and put your seatbelt back on, Jimmy. We're going to Burger King." |
 | ASKING FOR IT - She Is |
 | STUFFED ANIMALS - |
 | home cooking - |
 | PICKING YOURSELF UP - So much harder with epic boobs |
 | YOUR LOOKING AT HER BREASTS - Anne is NOT pleased |
 | He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing - |
 | LOOKING OVER THE SHOULDER - |
 | CHOKING THE CHICKEN - |
 | CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW - |
 | WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT - She shouldn't be rubbing two sticks together. |
 | MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends |
 | - nice rack |
 | OVERTHINKING SHIT - |
 | BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved. |
 | BREAKING OLD HABITS - Get a grip Annalyn...It's just a banana! |
 | TAKING STOCK - |
 | BEDS - He fucking LOVES them! |
 | COLUMBUS DAY -TAGS: leif ericcson is the rodney dangerfield of viking explorers Rating: 3.22/5 More motifakes by Haarakkon |
 | TEDDY. FUCKING. ROOSEVELT. - He wasn't a loser like you. |
 | 3 DOORS DOWN - Even though most of your songs sound almost EXACTLY alike, I suppose we can still refer to you as musicians. But you get some of these to go with it.TAGS: relax people i am just joking musician assignment Rating: 3.21/5 More motifakes by Produceman117 |
 | DENIAL - |
 | LOOKING AHEAD - |
 | COOKING AND CLEANING - They Can Do It!...or else |
 | WHY ISN'T THE STIMULUS WORKING?? - We took money out of the economy to put back in the economy. Why are things not working according to my plan?? |
 | HELL - |
 | MOMMY WORKING - And that's how you turn your kids into serial killers. The End. |
 | OH MY FUCKING GOD - is that gin? |
 | MARTIN LUTHER KING, Jr - |
 | GIVING UP SMOKING IS EASY! - i've done it hundreads of times. |
 | GENUFLECTION - |
 | WALKING THE DOG - You're doing it wrong! |
 | ENJOY YOUR VOTE HACKING - |
 | CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE BANKING COMMITTEE - |
 | TELL THE TRUTH - if they looked like that, you totally would |
 | A.T.M.'S : PROOF THAT THE BANKING INDUSTRY IS EVIL - |
 | KEEP WALKING - keep walking, keep walking, keep walking, don't look, don't look...damn that smells good.no no...keep walking, keep walking.. |
 | CAN ALL OF YOU STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS? - NOPE...Sorry! |
 | CAUTION - |
 | SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything. |
 | A THINKING MAN’S MOTIFAKER - |
 | HAPPY DRUNKS - |
 | TEMPTATION - |
 | F*CKING SNIPERS - Be they in Halo or here on Motifake, these guys are annoying as hell. |
 | SIGNS OF STUPIDITY - |
 | WISHFUL THINKING - |
 | TAKING NOTES - Somehow I think it is too late for this Blonde |
 | BULLYING - |
 | FUCKING GROSS - That wasn't the kind of stretching out I had in mind for you |
 | DO NOT SMOKE - While breastfeeding... you'll burn your mothers tits. |
 | I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT - so here's a mountain with a pancake on it's head |
 | BEST FRIENDS - That's right Mr. Ferret, I'm cleaning you. At least until Momma goes in the other room then it is dinner time. |
 | LOL - I hate when that happens! |
 | TAKING BACK THE PEARL NECKLACE - It's easier than you think...wHy sO SeRiOuS? |
 | ROSARIO DAWSON - The Comic Book Geek that every other Comic Book Geek dreams about |
 | I'M GOING TO F*CKING KILL YOU! - |
 | FAKING IT - |
 | THIS WEEKEND - |
 | RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - A little preparation can keep you from waking up teen pregnant |
 | DRINKING - She May Finally Be Making Sense |
 | I'M WARNING YOU... - If I find out you had anything to do with that bus hitting me, you're going to get one WHOPPER of an ass kicking! |
 | TRAILS - Just because you're following a well-marked trail doesn't mean that whoever made it knew where they were going. |
 | WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ? - Mind your own business Punk! |
 | CONTEXT - Without it, a boring workout scene can cause geeks to sweat heavily, have trouble breathing, and suffer "pulled muscles". |
 | KING OF THE ONE LION - Ronsart leads the charge |
 | THERES A FEELING I GET WHEN I LOOK TO THE WEST, AND MY SPIRIT IS CRYING FOR LEAVING. IN MY THOUGHTS I HAVE SEEN RINGS OF SMOKE THROUGH THE TREES, AND THE VOICES OF THOSE WHO STANDING LOOKING. OOH, IT MAKES ME WONDER, OOH, IT REALLY MAKES ME WONDER. - |
 | NOTE TO SELF - |
 | EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone |
 | WHACKING DAY - FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP Stop it! That's not what I meant! |
 | MOTIFAKING - RISKY BUSINESS - |
 | THINKING - |
 | YOU SEE? - It's really not so bad. With the right amount of "stimulation", her PMS symptoms will be gone before you know what hit you! |
 | PHEASANT PLUCKING DAY - |
 | OBAMA LOOKING COOL - |
 | I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. - |