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Lemon Demotivational Poster

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS.. - throw it a lemonade

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Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:27 pm
Combu5tible Lemon5 that Burn your Hou5e Down!

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - you should make lemonaid then find someone whoose life has given them vodka and have a party

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Rating: 3.79/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:16 pm
Personally I prefer the softness of cranberry juice with Vodka, but if all else fails...
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:54 am

against other citrus fruits groups?
CpnKangaroo - April 11, 2010, 6:07 pm
Ron white joke ftw

LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts

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Rating: 4.42/5

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COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down

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Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


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Rating: 4.87/5

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Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:37 am
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Rating: 4.21/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better


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Rating: 1.86/5

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SORRY - Because of the economy Life can't just go around and give out lemons anymore. $4.12 a lemon

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Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - May 5, 2010, 11:39 am

LEMONS - When God gives you lemons You find a new God!

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Rating: 4.12/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like lemons...but those aren't from God
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 2:26 pm


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 9:39 pm
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am

lol...fav'd dog

LEMON DROPS - When life hands you a lemon. Make friends with someone whose life's been giving vodka

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Rating: 4.36/5

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Em’s Alaska Vacation -

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Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:25 pm
Dizz, forgive me for being rude. Thank you very much.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 12:51 pm
Sounds like your wife is like mine. I'll show her something I think is hilarious, and she'll go 'yeah, that's funny' then go back to her knitting
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2015, 12:05 pm
Even my wife laughed at that one!
mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:31 pm
ROTFL!!!! 1)recycling like a boss! 2)IgV beat me to the 'master bait' joke--glad I'm not the only one that came up with that! 3)I too, am a master of both! 5 howling lions, Big O! LUV it!
GaryO - February 1, 2015, 10:12 pm
Hey space. So good to see you back here!
spacedog - February 1, 2015, 9:46 pm
Silverheart - February 1, 2015, 7:13 pm

I fancy myself something of a master debater
GaryO - February 1, 2015, 6:44 pm
welllll, I'm pretty good at both (weeeeird)
lgvernon - February 1, 2015, 5:48 pm

Durn auto spell! That was BAITER, not banister.
lgvernon - February 1, 2015, 5:46 pm

Master banister, it would appear. (Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.)
Oldsod - February 1, 2015, 5:40 pm
Laughed...tears...can't breathe...must...give...5...and hail...to the master...
JesusWept - February 1, 2015, 5:08 pm
Haha real nice! 5


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Rating: 4.11/5

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TheGoat - September 19, 2010, 4:24 am
One of the nicest bits of Ph**oshop work I've seen in quite a while! 5L

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - You ask life for a better fruit

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Rating: 3.4/5

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falloutghoul - December 16, 2012, 8:56 am
I don't want your d*** lemons!


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Rating: 4.75/5

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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, - you probly just found lemons

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Rating: 3.5/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:33 am
"When God give you lemons, you find a new god. Godberry - king of the juice."

Life -

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Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L

JOHN LEMON - All we are saying is give lemonade a chance ...

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Rating: 3.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Imagine all the fruit living life in peace. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!

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Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her a** if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.

PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)

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Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm

monsanto -

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Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 12:23 am
Thanks Bobb for the encouragement! I'm pretty new at this so that's nice to hear :)
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 12:18 am
Yer doin' great stuff. Keep 'em coming!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:21 pm
When life throw5 you-- HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:40 am

Christmas-ade -

courage -

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Rating: 4.9/5

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falloutghoul - September 15, 2013, 8:23 am
I don't want your d*** lemons!

When Life gives you lemons like these -

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Rating: 4.89/5

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SOMEHOW - Deep inside you are relieved knowing that someone else gets bigger lemons from life than you

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Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - September 17, 2011, 12:16 am
Thank you
tellitlikeitis - June 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Where can I get a full size print of this poster? Excellent- this deserves 5 L's all around!

Lemons -

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Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2013, 8:11 am

"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson
Cannabal - August 5, 2013, 12:59 am
F'uckin' A.
CloudchaserS - August 4, 2013, 10:07 pm
If life doesn't also give you water and sweetener, your lemonade is going to be terrible

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS. - When god gives you lemons it's obviously his subtle way of telling you to make a lemon meringue pie.

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Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:43 am

Cave johnson might like to see this poster submitted to Motitwist :)
Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:41 am

I'm gonna get my engineers to come up with a combustable lemon and then i'm gonna se it to burn Lifes house down
falloutghoul - March 25, 2013, 10:37 pm
I don't want your d*** lemons!


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Rating: 4.4/5

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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:13 pm
Good idea, TNP. Aim for the eyes!
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:11 pm
Isn't it lime you have with tequila? Perhaps I am ignorant. Is so, I apologise.
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Better yet, take the lemons, turn them into lemon grenades, and throw them back in Life's face!
Iconoclast - May 26, 2012, 11:52 pm
Take the lemons, slice & mix with salt and Tequila.


THIS GUY - Knows what's up!

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Rating: 2.99/5
Ibdc - January 6, 2009, 7:57 pm
wow that plan is genius.
sultanofshadows - September 30, 2008, 8:11 am
oh my god do not go to this sight ill never be the same again its digusting
lemon_rep - September 16, 2008, 4:20 pm
www.lemonparty.org outlines a very intelligent economic plan!
Annie - July 21, 2008, 8:12 pm
Don't do it!
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:48 pm
That song will send chills down my spine for the rest of my life.
David Kapp - June 21, 2008, 9:46 am
Oh, Lord. This brings back painfull memories of the first time i got tricked into going to lemonparty thank god i rememberd, cuz id rather not cry in my corner


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Rating: 2.13/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:53 pm

Lemon - Aid -

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Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 2, 2015, 10:43 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:42 am
GROOAAAAN!!!!!! That is EVIL! LUV IT!!! 5LOL lions, Blesic!

Life like lemons -

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Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 28, 2014, 5:33 pm
truth, with a twist
Greybeard - December 28, 2014, 10:10 am
5LMAO. The "Kevin" syndrome ph**ographically explained... :)

This is an apple. -

Lemons -

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Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 3:47 pm
****tail! 2 parts lemoncello, 1 part Midori, 1 part blue curacao, shake wth ice and strain. Called it Tactical Lemon Response. You're kinda far from here, or I'd invite you over!
Silverheart - March 7, 2015, 7:12 am

Whatever it is, pour me double!
mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 2:01 am
Oh, Mikie!! I laughed myself silly!! You have also inspired me to invent a new ****tail or layered sh**!! I'll have to experiment! Any excuse to play with the liquor bottles! 5 soon to be tipsy laughing lions!

What this lemon needs is a good firm sqeeze! -

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Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - May 26, 2015, 7:08 pm
You're right, c-man! I busted up laughing as soon as I saw it! LOL!
Cannabal - May 26, 2015, 6:35 pm
Your grammatical error doesn't stick out quite like that lemon does.
mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 9:51 am
ROTFL! The grammar Nazis are sleeping! I misspelled squeeze!!! Nobody noticed??? hahahahahaha!!!!!
mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 9:46 am
so feed it dumb cane
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 5:34 am
Actually, I have a talking parrot named Paulie who won't shut the hell up@
mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 12:08 am
would that be the frequently used middle finger or a vintage surf music song?
Cannabal - May 24, 2015, 4:56 am
Well, I owe it all to a little bird....
mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:38 am
LOL! C-man, you have a way with words!
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 8:15 pm
My, Dizzy, you seem rather...hard up for some affection.
mizzdizz - May 23, 2015, 12:30 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 23, 2015, 12:27 pm
words, a great 5er