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Lemons Demotivational Poster

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - you should make lemonaid then find someone whoose life has given them vodka and have a party

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:16 pm
Personally I prefer the softness of cranberry juice with Vodka, but if all else fails...
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:54 am

against other citrus fruits groups?
CpnKangaroo - April 11, 2010, 6:07 pm
Ron white joke ftw

LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better

LEMONS - When God gives you lemons You find a new God!

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like lemons...but those aren't from God
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 2:26 pm


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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am

lol...fav'd dog

Em’s Alaska Vacation -

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GaryO - February 4, 2015, 11:25 pm
Dizz, forgive me for being rude. Thank you very much.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 12:51 pm
Sounds like your wife is like mine. I'll show her something I think is hilarious, and she'll go 'yeah, that's funny' then go back to her knitting
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2015, 12:05 pm
Even my wife laughed at that one!
mizzdizz - February 2, 2015, 11:31 pm
ROTFL!!!! 1)recycling like a boss! 2)IgV beat me to the 'master bait' joke--glad I'm not the only one that came up with that! 3)I too, am a master of both! 5 howling lions, Big O! LUV it!
GaryO - February 1, 2015, 10:12 pm
Hey space. So good to see you back here!
spacedog - February 1, 2015, 9:46 pm
Silverheart - February 1, 2015, 7:13 pm

I fancy myself something of a master debater
GaryO - February 1, 2015, 6:44 pm
welllll, I'm pretty good at both (weeeeird)
lgvernon - February 1, 2015, 5:48 pm

Durn auto spell! That was BAITER, not banister.
lgvernon - February 1, 2015, 5:46 pm

Master banister, it would appear. (Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.)
Oldsod - February 1, 2015, 5:40 pm
Laughed...tears...can't breathe...must...give...5...and hail...to the master...
JesusWept - February 1, 2015, 5:08 pm
Haha real nice! 5


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Rating: 4.11/5

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TheGoat - September 19, 2010, 4:24 am
One of the nicest bits of Ph**oshop work I've seen in quite a while! 5L

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, - you probly just found lemons

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:33 am
"When God give you lemons, you find a new god. Godberry - king of the juice."

Life -

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mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L

Christmas-ade -

courage -

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falloutghoul - September 15, 2013, 8:23 am
I don't want your d*** lemons!

When Life gives you lemons like these -

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Lemons -

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2013, 8:11 am

"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson
Cannabal - August 5, 2013, 12:59 am
F'uckin' A.
CloudchaserS - August 4, 2013, 10:07 pm
If life doesn't also give you water and sweetener, your lemonade is going to be terrible


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pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:13 pm
Good idea, TNP. Aim for the eyes!
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:11 pm
Isn't it lime you have with tequila? Perhaps I am ignorant. Is so, I apologise.
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Better yet, take the lemons, turn them into lemon grenades, and throw them back in Life's face!
Iconoclast - May 26, 2012, 11:52 pm
Take the lemons, slice & mix with salt and Tequila.

Life like lemons -

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GaryO - December 28, 2014, 5:33 pm
truth, with a twist
Greybeard - December 28, 2014, 10:10 am
5LMAO. The "Kevin" syndrome ph**ographically explained... :)

Lemons -

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 3:47 pm
****tail! 2 parts lemoncello, 1 part Midori, 1 part blue curacao, shake wth ice and strain. Called it Tactical Lemon Response. You're kinda far from here, or I'd invite you over!
Silverheart - March 7, 2015, 7:12 am

Whatever it is, pour me double!
mizzdizz - March 7, 2015, 2:01 am
Oh, Mikie!! I laughed myself silly!! You have also inspired me to invent a new ****tail or layered sh**!! I'll have to experiment! Any excuse to play with the liquor bottles! 5 soon to be tipsy laughing lions!