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TWILIGHT MOMS -




FACT -




BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind




UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..




FOUR MOVIES - one expression




AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -




AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -




A CROSS-OVER -




FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?




JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?




STILL - A much better love story than Twilight




GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.




REINVENTING -




Pow! -




MIDNIGHT SNACKS - If we aren't supposed to have a midnight snack then why is there a light in the fridge ?




DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




EXISTENTIALISM -




DOUBLE STANDARDS - sure when Robert Pattinson does it it's romantic but when I do it it's creepy




EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.




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