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Live Demotivational Poster

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..

IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!

all lives matter -

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DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!

ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing

MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.

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CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am


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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 6:53 am
Thanx, gsd
gsdmusic - August 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Love it! :)
GaryO - September 4, 2012, 9:41 am
Then they learn it still ain’t theirs…..BRUHOOOOHAAHAAA. Thanks CPT
CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Kids need to learn that it aint yours till the old man croaks. 5/5
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank you, Lord.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 9:14 pm

love it
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 9:12 pm
Thank you, Mr Hammy…..could be
Hawamleh - September 3, 2012, 8:30 pm
5ls, feels like a true story as well..
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:36 am
Thanks Missy…doubt many will think the same, but now that I have a Miss P comment, it don’t much matter…need a ride to AZ?
MissPriss - September 3, 2012, 10:20 am
5Love the poster...just hope my parents never see it!


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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm

MY DAD.... -

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"

THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L


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poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am



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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


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ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:44 pm
Clearly, finicky Mittens doesn't do Pinot Noir... you gotta break out the Red Zinfandel... that stuff has legs!
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:10 pm
I had some c.a.t.s. hence my grammer. Kelsey grammer.
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:09 pm
Hey cool man I love drinking cats/with cats. C.A.T.S. being Cat alcohal that's sweet. No more hairballs not from that cats at any rate.

I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive

BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals

HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive

PUNK - is not just the sound or the music it's a lifestyle (oh, and death to America)

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 12:46 pm
ROR!!! Nice one.


LIFE - Live It

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon

Items confiscated -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:28 pm
This is fantastic. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:04 am
So good I had to post it twice.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.


H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.


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nicholsjoshua15 - November 5, 2017, 7:40 pm
My greatest fear isn't dying, it's living for nothing.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L

Same Day Delivery -

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."


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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:53 am
I hear that!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:17 pm
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:06 am
Very Very Good, And The Picture's A classic .

MAE WEST - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:52 pm
Thanks, all.
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm

this would be great at the new place....take a hint.
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:06 pm
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 4:59 pm
Words of a true person.
crankyhead - November 16, 2010, 11:02 am
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 9:24 am


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crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)


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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm
I Feel The Same Way !

THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:25 pm

LOL!~~Actually, in this instance it's PERSPIRE, and I think that's a given.
Goatboy - March 25, 2012, 8:11 pm
The one on the left will NOT live long and prosper, he's a red shirt.


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spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective


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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...

LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods


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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!

WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.


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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


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Katrystolo - May 13, 2012, 8:40 pm
Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:31 am
That is an awesome pic!


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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles

WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works

KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...

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ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.



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ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 11:38 pm
I might. ;)

Saskatchewan Pose -



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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.

OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?

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Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm

it was a one horse town

ALIVE - Everyday above ground is a good day.

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rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him


CALIFORNIA - or bust

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AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is

YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


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rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

d***, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.



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BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!

PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?

THE WOMEN - They Like-A The Pepper


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Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:09 pm
posted to motitwist...
maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Bull Crap !
Reality Lord - March 2, 2012, 7:38 am

post this to motitwist
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:42 am
5L for Iceman.
ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:32 pm
Whine aboot it. Then wake up & experience reality. Oh wow!

ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.

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Cool is overrated -

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


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GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Thanks guys
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 2:58 pm
Nature always wins in the end. Nice one
ughomer - January 21, 2013, 6:41 am



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Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:26 pm
Why, thank you kind gentleman. . .
herosophocles - February 27, 2012, 7:44 pm
True words good sir
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:45 am
Me Too.
HallieMarie - February 25, 2012, 9:42 pm

HELLO THERE - I died in August, 1977. I'm still dead. I'm not coming back. I don't live on the moon. Thank you very much.

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GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:50 am
Man, it seems just yesterday that was sittin’ there on the toilet, munchin’ on a fried peanut b***er and banana sandwich…5L for the memory, PV

SORRY GUYS - The old goat is still alive.


PASSION - Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.

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YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm

YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!


THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.

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Airman - May 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
bilge, Mooo+ was refering to Bones comment about Champipple.. that is the Sanford and Son ref
bilgebill - May 12, 2010, 5:16 pm
It's not a Snaford and Son reference. It is a reference to a skit from SNL.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:42 am
I love me a good Sanford and son reference.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 2:50 pm
sham-piple (Ripple and 7up)
Anonymous2 - June 9, 2009, 1:22 pm
Sham-pagne, for when you can't afford the real stuff.

END OF MONTH QOUTAS - Dead or Alive... they will get you either way

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 8:59 am
I think Danierae should have spent more time viewing the site before commenting...he just called me "stuffy"....ME!......And Dan, immediately running to my posters and bashing one because I hurt your feelings is bad form. suck it up b***ercup.
thatonechick - May 8, 2010, 8:40 am
AND it's tagged.
thatonechick - May 8, 2010, 8:40 am
Clarification: The humor arises when agdaniele PMs me about approving duplicate posters, and then lets this one slip... and it has a glaring error in the title.
Pseudosyco - May 8, 2010, 6:40 am
The fact that there is a boom mic above the pallbearers makes me question the veracity of this ph**o
danierae - May 7, 2010, 10:58 pm
thanks nice to know there are some laid back appreciating people in here
spacedog - May 7, 2010, 10:33 pm
Welcome to the party. Keep making posters. Most people need a little time to find their groove.
danierae - May 7, 2010, 10:30 pm
oh and the red circle was not made by me...thats how i found it. I think it would have been better without itas well
danierae - May 7, 2010, 10:27 pm
thank you spacedog. I didnt realize the picture has been used before I posted it. And I amm horrible at grammar sometimes...thanks for pointing that out for me. It was my first poster made....
spacedog - May 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
The picture is humorous, but the red circle isn't necessary. You can see it's a hearse and that's what makes you look for the people carrying the coffin. The spelling mistake *quotas* and that the picture has been used before account for the poor rating.
danierae - May 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
did anybody else see some of the pics used for this site...some may be offensive and some not even funny! If your easily offended or think the only things that are funny come from your own mouth,,i would say this sites not for you!
danierae - May 7, 2010, 9:21 pm
No I am from the states. But you are right we all dont share the same sense of humor...Apparently your one of those "stuffy" types thats a real drag to be around
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 7, 2010, 4:55 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 7, 2010, 4:53 pm
I'm guessing your British...Right?.....We don't all share the same sense of humor. Like Britcoms and such.
danierae - May 7, 2010, 4:50 pm
thatonechick: the approval of the poster itself or the fact that they are towing it?
danierae - May 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
How is 96967 better? and mooooooooooooo: im not saying its hilarious...but ironically funny. Cant say you didnt crack a smile at the pic
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 10:53 am
This poster is funny just because of the circumstances surrounding its approval. :D
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 10:46 am
oh there's more than just irony there :)
Faceplant31 - May 7, 2010, 10:46 am
Dis one better 96967
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Funeral procession, and they're towing the hearse....Ironic but not funny.
thatonechick - May 7, 2010, 10:39 am
What is this?

NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.

DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved


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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am
very long




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Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:16 pm
That carrier really is carrying