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THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't




THIS - is Gun Control




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass




DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.




THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view - Samuel Woodworth




THE HALL OF FAME -




LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"




WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys




STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




LEVELING -




WORLD WAR -




I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.




EPIC BOOBS -




LIMBO - The bar doesn't get any lower than this.




FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!




POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind!




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!




WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF BULLETS - start firing 25mm grenades


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Rating: 3.94/5

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HALLOWEEN -




MERRY CHRISTMAS -




DADDY -




THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!




LATEST POLLS -




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...




INGENUITY -




BRA REMOVAL POLL -




IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck.




YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!




EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on




HALLUCINATORY ART -




IF WE ALL HAD A BONG - We'd all get along


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.88/5

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DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill.




WELL I'LL BE DAMNED - It finally sunk in


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.88/5

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BACON - Worth going to hell for


TAGS: bacon hell
Rating: 3.87/5

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YOUNG ASH - He wants to show her his Pokeballs!




CHALLENGES -


TAGS: adversity
Rating: 3.86/5

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LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!




WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET -




FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too!




BARNEY - Even he hates Timmy. Doesn't he Timmy!?




WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!"




INTIMIDATION -




BUTTERFLIES - They're fucking metal




EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Some just don't have photoshop




PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon




MY BROTHERS -




DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!




DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC




BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.




THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven.




DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...




MR. PRESIDENT -




MY BALL AND CHAIN WIFE -




SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.




GOOD PREVAILS -




SCHOOL DAZE -




WET - Some things are just better that way!




ET 2 BRUTE? -




DISILLUSION -




IDEALISM -




70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.




THE VOICES -




DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!




OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé.




ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!




RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!




MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - Any intelligence may be absent in this poster.




CLASSIC JUILLIARD -


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Rating: 3.78/5

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CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!




CHRISTMAS -




BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue...




HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related)




FULFILLMENT -




OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star




SALMA - Voluptuousness personified!!!




PROMISE ME... -




BEST RULE 34 - Can it really get any better than this? (Except on Naughtyfake...)




FRENCH’S MUSTARD -




MOOOOOOO -




TROLLS -




FRENCH WOMEN -




REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -




G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




FINE DINING - Even in ancient times they took it too far




DINNER AT RON'S - Where presentation conflicts with "Don't play with your food"




FALL AND WINTER -




REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.




FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.




YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?"




IT'S ALL IN ADVERTISING -




OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - A visually perceived image that is deceptive or misleading.




RON'S ART -




MOOOOOOOOOOOO -




THEY SEE ME ROLLING - They waiting




DICK CHENEY'S MOM -


TAGS: ready pull
Rating: 3.73/5

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PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




WEDDING CAKE - Now we'd like to invite everyone up to get a good taste of my Bride!




LET'S REMEMBER -




THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.




JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMED - Rest in Hell


TAGS: executed
Rating: 3.72/5

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WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense




MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter"




OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags...




BASEBALL -




COSTUME IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN -




PERSPECTIVE -




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




A SAD DAY FOR ALL - The Passing of the Letter H T_e ramifications are _uge




RED SHIRTS -




HAPPY LABOR DAY, ENJOY IT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A JOB! -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.71/5

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BOY GEORGE - This time baby I'll be bulletproof




FINALLY - Fifteen years of gymnastics but at long last I can muck mu owmph mumph!


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.71/5

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BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.




NIPPLES -




HALLOWEEN -




HAIKU -




PARANOIA -




DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!




WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?




HI, I'M BILL CLINTON - Welcome Laura Ling and Euna Lee Want To Join The Mile-High Club?


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.7/5

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GET ALONG BESSIE -




PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time




TOGETHERNESS -




DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this!




KILLING SPREE -




REALITY -




36 BALL... - "in the DOUBLE D CUP... I mean, I mean..." "You mean 6 ball corner pocket? Yeah... I know what you meant, perv..."




BOOTY - As Popeye would have said, "Well blow me down!"




CINDERELLA -




MEMORIES -




ECHOLOCATION -




HALLUCINATIONS -




VISITATION RIGHTS -




YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS - I wore a blue shirt with a blue tie, and it was white shirt with a blue tie day. We laughed all morning


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.67/5

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PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it.




CONSISTENCY -




GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass




ALLIGATORS - they're getting smarter.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.67/5

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US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?




GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills...




YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Ladies...stay the hell away from the garlic!




I HEAR Y'ALL -




GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!




PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!




PLAYING DEAD -




PEDO BEAR - He's on it




FINALLY... -




YOUTH -




LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.




CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~