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Looking Demotivational Poster


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing



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Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:49 am
I'm suddenly reminded of a story my parents tell of an experience they had at the Cincinnati Zoo....


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champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm
Ahhh, the old surfing for p*** trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm
Don't forget the breath mints.




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holymoly - February 1, 2012, 5:02 pm
love it spank.... Keep pumping in the cash and eventually your checking account should change... 5 broke lions 4 u

*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.

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Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs

second place is a set of steak knives -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.


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Rating: 4.57/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:48 pm
Para Jumpers are the toughest (physically speaking) form of airmen, at least in the U.S. My Ranger buddy lol'd and told me to call them the chairforce. e_e
Airman - June 29, 2010, 10:47 am
pretty classy looking poster for a low life subject. Almost looks like a Ron motifake. Thanks Ice. I have to go check the mirror now

SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).

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Rating: 4.44/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm

so are dreams. 5L


A HAIRCUT AND A SHAVE - Good Grooming Can Make All The Difference


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Reality Lord - January 11, 2011, 5:48 pm

and the young kids say ".....who?"

NO! - That is not what I meant when I said, "I'd like to see her box."

BE CAREFUL - You may find what you're looking for.

FABIO - is looking at you.


CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!

HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?

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Rating: 2.62/5

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sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.

For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -

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Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
thats severely unhealthy

Photogenic -

Did you find me -

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Rating: 5/5

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spanko - September 16, 2014, 8:13 am
Thanx Greeny and GaryO
GaryO - September 15, 2014, 9:10 pm
I did, then I found a bit of myself…stuck between page 32 and 33. Good to see new blood. Welcome, spanko.
Greeny - September 15, 2014, 8:50 pm
rather nice

Male or Female -

local immigration services -

bad fun -


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bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 12:55 pm
Thank you rerun, and also thanks to Mooooooooooooooooooo for your help.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:10 pm

What I actually meant to say, very nice for 1st time out of the box.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:09 pm

this is your 1st? You should treat this like ***, start off crappy and get better as you get more experience...then you can last longer
5150monkeylove - October 1, 2010, 7:50 pm
Noobs crush themselves, skank. The Regulars and mods just keep noobs in line. Once a noob loses it over his crappy poster being denied, then they step up the game and hammers come out. (other a**orted offenses are dealt with 2) Awesome poster, dude! 5
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:23 pm

this is a noob's first???? very nice dude...5strong Lions. great first poster.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:18 pm
now you are just toying with me, ive seen how you guys crush noobs
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Ha!...I'm backing down now....
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm
i will be the one doing the skull fornicating
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:07 pm
I like you already......will you wear my letter jaket?.....Fukin queer bait......that's how we roll, no harm meant....Sally.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:03 pm
as a "noob" i know there will be tests to pass before i can even smell breakfast
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
Amsome...I love a noob who's willing to self deprecate.....that doesn't mean I'll buy you breakfast.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 12:57 pm
thank you and i do answer to skank
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 11:29 am
so far, today. nice starter poster. I'll give a cherry bustin' 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 11:28 am
4 lions for you skank....you don't mind if I call you Skank, do you?


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Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 2:46 pm
Awesome Pic!
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:19 pm
Awesome. 5L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:45 am
nice, deep thinking


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Zealot - May 9, 2010, 11:51 am
think for yourself, question authority.
rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:04 am

you drive a 5 speed?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 10:04 am
I'm not corrupted... I'm just a little shifty. :P
rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:01 am

this one better make the top 10. I think it is great
sickartist - May 9, 2010, 10:00 am
I named no names.
rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:51 am

what? Who you talkin bout?

The End Result -

AMERICA'S FINEST - Gee, thanks for making us look so good dork !


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Dude 4515 - January 14, 2010, 4:54 pm
hey! if we start treating them equally, does that mean we can give them t**** twisters, slaps on the a** after a good play, and dress with them in the same room, like we do with other guys? they might be on to something here
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:40 pm
Want to be treated fairly? Okay! We will treat you like we treat fellow guys. ***ual puns, racisism, and bashing! Now get back in those kitchens and start making sammiches! If we have to put the seat down, you have to make us food. Fair is fair.

TOC - That Other Chick... not as good looking or smart. But what a voice!

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Rating: 3.88/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
I like toc tribute day. :)


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Hawamleh - April 18, 2011, 1:00 pm
like my 4th poster :)
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:33 pm
Not too bad, cant say I relate but good poster
djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:11 am
Pouahhhh!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:05 pm
Shock And Awe...Shock And Awe
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:28 pm
...especially looking in a body-length mirror after dry-humping a snow-cone

MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.


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DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!


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Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:21 pm
I made this. I forgot to log in. I'm so used to not having to type my name when I upload.


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Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey, thanks man.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 4:05 pm
:o) one of your best Sean
Sean - June 9, 2009, 9:38 pm
Hey, if you can remember the last time you found your rake, you're wrong, that was probably someone else's rake ... er' wait a minute ... that's just great ... just did this one and already I don't get my own feeble attempt at humor.
agdaniele - June 9, 2009, 7:37 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... the last time I found my rake, I.... wait, I don't get this one.

HOW OFTEN - do you get to order pancakes by the meter?! You can find some syrup in that trough to your left...


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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm

and the blow dryer...you have the cigg plugin attachment?

HI - "I'm Richard."

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Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:11 am
Very g**...
dgbt - March 11, 2009, 9:10 am
Hi, this is g**

DON'T HATE ME... - ...because I am beautiful.

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Faceplant31 - June 30, 2010, 4:58 pm
g**! U can do better!