Los Demotivational Poster
D - 6 A HIT! -
HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.
THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -
CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough
MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.
HOUSEKEEPING MADE EASY -
THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...
A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people
FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...
ISN'T IT ANNOYING -
MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.
CHINA - This is why they lose wars.
IT 'S JUST WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG ! -
THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose
TURKEY BACON -
JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM
MEANWHILE - in Australia
ALIEN ENCOUNTER -
OBVIOUSLY... - It's Not Penny's Boat.
SADNESS CAN'T BE FUNNY -
LOSER - You know your a loser when your imaginary friend leaves you
HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition.
DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.
DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST -
SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -
SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -
TRUTH HURTS -
NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...
MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention
TETRIS - Don't you just hate it that you never get the long piece when you really need it?
DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.
REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.
THE GAME - You just lost it.
LOVE LOST -
CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -
NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading
THE GAME - You always lose
NEW WORLD ORDER -
2 Girls No Cup -
HOMELAND SECURITY -
I THINK OF YOU - AND LET IT GO
HE WHO WALKS - with wise men will be wise
THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -
MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends
NATURAL SELECTION -
KEEP THE CHANGE -
THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!
WHY DO WE WAIT - until something has died to remember how beautiful it was?
2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -
HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"
IN THE BEGINNING... - ... There Was Michael Bay.
REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
DO WAH DIDDY -
MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA -
THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'
THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...
ACTUALLY, AIRPORT SECURITY SHOT IT -
TYPICAL - Mercedes drivers really think they can park anywhere they like
STARBUCKS - They're also crap at coffee
BULLIES - saving kids from watching new moon god bless them
TETRIS - thanks to the US Army now available in Afghanistan
MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....
"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."
FLYING MONKEYS -
OWNED !!! -
MOST USELESS DEGREE EVAR. -
ISRAEL PWNED. -
WISDOM - Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. -George Foreman
HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.
THE PLOT - Pick it up at our Lost & Found department
LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!
PHILOSOPHY - Those who live in glass houses, should masturbate in the basement.
EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE -
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