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Los Demotivational Poster

D - 6 A HIT! -

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!

HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.

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DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!

CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough

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RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course

MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.


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culos - August 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Looking at the votes only 1 out of 9 people is a cat lover LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:18 am
10. Signed, the dog
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 6:19 am
Cat 5cratch fever!


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Timmah - June 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
I think I've been spending too much on facebook. Considering I just tried to find the like b***on on your comment
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 6:43 pm
These aren't clowns. These are douchebags that like shat music.

THOUGHTS - The Only Reason Some People Get Lost in Thought Is Because It Is Unfamiliar Territory...

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 4:00 pm
Logic isn't EVERYBODY'S strong point, Mr Spock.
Weatherlawyer - January 12, 2012, 10:24 pm
What if you thought your ancestors f***ed monkeys?
Rick69 - January 1, 2012, 12:24 am
That is true, "Faith without a base is as good as anybody's guess". Thus I believe healthy amount of curiosity and understanding is key; especially when it comes to religion.
CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:41 pm
That would explain a lot of the religious folks who go through life believing everything their religious leader of choice tells them without ever questioning him/her

A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people

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FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm


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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 7:49 pm
I just lost the race.


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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:59 pm
Nice one!! go to cry to mama!
dindi - February 16, 2011, 4:06 am
tina6a6i - February 16, 2011, 1:32 am
cry me a river dorkface
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:12 pm
Absolutely love this one. Definately 5 tissues for you!

MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.

CHINA - This is why they lose wars.

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javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


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GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
well done...


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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm


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davidelite10 - August 4, 2011, 12:14 am
This is the largest win I've ever seen , kudos
tellitlikeitis - August 3, 2011, 8:35 pm
Love it! Also, reminds me of my first German Shepherd... Ginger.
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 5:35 pm
5acrilegiously good

THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!

JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he f***ed for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm


MEANWHILE - in Australia

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madcow - December 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Im Aussie 2 hahaha:)
TheNightFlower - December 3, 2010, 4:24 pm
Me too Zreiser, I'm Aussie as well and love it too. :D
Zreiser - December 3, 2010, 3:06 pm
Being Aussie, I love this one! Simple, but amazingly effectively funny.
Airman - December 2, 2010, 11:16 am


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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am


OBVIOUSLY... - It's Not Penny's Boat.

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Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Obviously... you can read.


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Greeny - September 24, 2011, 1:44 pm
The fun, and then the cool


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Wytch - August 8, 2011, 5:37 am
Love this!
mariand - August 2, 2011, 2:05 pm
awe5ome... and when the wrong one catches you with the right one, she's completely finished
BoneCD - August 2, 2011, 10:07 am
LMFAO...another great Culos offering! 5L


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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:45 pm
If the war was about oil, than petrol would be a dollar a gallon.
Sho - March 3, 2012, 9:22 am
A war on their land for their oil?
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:34 pm
well it can't be serious, everyone knows it was about oil, right ?
SJagMP - January 25, 2012, 5:07 pm
is that a serious question?
Sho - January 24, 2012, 3:01 pm
What was the war about again?

LOSER - You know your a loser when your imaginary friend leaves you

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:08 pm
despite what verdeckt caught, I still found this to be a true demotivational poster. 5L from me. just be a little more careful next time
Verdeckt - December 10, 2011, 1:07 am


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spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm

HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition.

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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:16 am
The Obama Whitehouse has CHANGE'd the definition of ignorance, it was bliss, NOW it's policy.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:54 am
lmfao @ Reid, hahaha

DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my b*** make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!

WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.

DOWN UNDER - No matter how large the group, you can always spot the Aussie

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 10:42 am

SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:57 am
That's only funny because I've been there. Or it would be funny except I've been there. 5 laughs either way.


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SLEESTAK. - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your cave...


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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol



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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:43 pm
He's already dating Éowyn.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid. 5/5
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:53 am
*mumbles grumbles something about typos* Find someone else who makes YOU happier than they ever did
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:52 am
The best way to get even=Find someone else who makes happier than they ever did

NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention

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IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of a**tonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame a** euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm

TETRIS - Don't you just hate it that you never get the long piece when you really need it?

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malman - December 24, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol...prague tetris builgin :D
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:54 am
Many thanks for bringing that horrible and evil song back into my head. 5L

DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.

REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm
regret vs remorse..

CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true

THE GAME - You just lost it.


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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


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spacedog - October 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Admiral.
MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:59 am
That is so sad. My heart aches for you. God bless.
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
5 slit wrists.


NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading

THE GAME - You always lose


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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
you can never go wrong with a sh**gun it would have been better if they were side by side and not one on top of the other but 5L anyway
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:28 pm

These are gorgeous, RL!~

2 Girls No Cup -

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Sean - October 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
Hey thanks, Airman, thanks for the balloon. But what about the other 98? Hmmmm? You know?! The one's you used to start a global thermal nuclear war?!? Killing, oh I don't know, let's say billions of people. Sheesh.
rerun - October 5, 2011, 7:34 pm

gas - October 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on

HE WHO WALKS - with wise men will be wise

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Verdeckt - October 13, 2011, 7:09 pm
The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I do exist.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:07 pm
Yeah Airman, but what about he who hides from them?


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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.

MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends

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tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Splat! In more ways than one.
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:36 am


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Vegan - February 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
All new political "Fakes" posted on Politifakes.org
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:37 pm
Please take all political talk over to our sister site - politifake.org - thank you!
Chillax - December 20, 2009, 12:36 pm
Looking back as the health care "debate", cap and trade, etc... deals cut behind closed doors in a completely partisan manner (e.g., what happened to the transparency promised by Obama), do you still believe he has lived up to the change he promised?
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No problem with learning, I do it every day but we cannot completely abandon common sense like the govt has done. Nor can we ignore the basic principles that this nation was founded on. Politicians took an oath to protect the Constitution not destroy it.
Derek - September 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Change does involve learning - and this may prove to be too hard for some.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
With you ignorant attacks on others for simply having a different opinion, it looks like you're puking all over this site.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:26 pm
Dip****s like you make me laugh so hard I almost puke.


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pzykosiz - September 14, 2011, 12:09 am
if you look at it sideways, it's almost like a middle finger
Jerk - September 13, 2011, 2:44 pm
I didnt want to read it anyway
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 12:05 pm
What V said.. BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* ahahahahahahahaha
CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 10:38 am
I'm drunk, what's your excuse?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 10:21 am
BWAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* ahahahahahahahaha
caveman - September 13, 2011, 10:14 am
From someone that is technologically inept..... i hate you

THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.

WHY DO WE WAIT - until something has died to remember how beautiful it was?


HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"

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mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
h***ers, Dirty dirty h***ers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, ra** is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol f*** up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The b****es won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture

IN THE BEGINNING... - ... There Was Michael Bay.

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Rating: 2.24/5

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Paranoia - October 10, 2009, 4:45 am
I like this more than that agdaniele, probably because i think michael bay does overuse explosions in his movies. So I appreciate his pun. coulda had a better pic to make the joke more coherent though.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 2:12 am
Pearl Harbor sucked.... just a little bit more than this motifake.

REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.

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Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...

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Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


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Rating: 2.21/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
I don't get why some people are turned off by muscular girls. I think she's h**, though this could always be Ph**oshopped perhaps...
K Wells - April 11, 2011, 3:47 am
She'll need to be really gentle and careful on any hand jobs!
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 1:41 pm
Bump. (I'm starting to question my ***uality)
culos - March 24, 2011, 8:17 am
No she can't, look at those guns, she'll never be able to come near the center of activity anymore, her arms will always be pointing outwards to the sides :-)
steph1 - March 24, 2011, 7:54 am
now that she can do this herself all she needs is a good "toy" and you are history


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Rating: 4.68/5

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culos - June 27, 2011, 7:51 am
You're welcome
tellitlikeitis - June 27, 2011, 6:42 am
Thanks for my morning funny Culos, or and for the coffee that spray.

THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'

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Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am

THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...

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Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


TYPICAL - Mercedes drivers really think they can park anywhere they like

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motiphantom - March 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
You're spelling 'you're' wrong!
firedog911 - January 22, 2011, 7:11 am
Your doing it wrong!

STARBUCKS - They're also crap at coffee

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Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:48 pm
And what coffee Starbucks does make, tastes like an ash tray.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:47 pm
Well said! 5L. I can't remember the comedian who said it, but he said "Let's get something straight, Starbucks doesn't make coffee. Starbucks makes milkshakes. Anything with 90% milk, whipped cream and a cherry on top is a milkshake."

BULLIES - saving kids from watching new moon god bless them

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Rating: 3.88/5

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TETRIS - thanks to the US Army now available in Afghanistan

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Rating: 4.3/5

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Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:53 am
I don't know...for some sick reason I keep thinking what a tempting target that pile of bricks must be, for bored snipers...
pointer - January 4, 2011, 7:17 am
I can hear the jingle of the music in the background!! absolute Gold!

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....

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Rating: 3.29/5

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szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.


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Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm

"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."

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Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!


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Rating: 3.89/5

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OWNED !!! -

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.


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Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
like nine month's worth


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Rating: 4.73/5

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robbidos - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm
I thought that was just Sunday mornings?
forseti - May 5, 2011, 11:25 am
very nice


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Rating: 4.52/5

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templar13 - January 20, 2012, 10:20 pm
I think it applies to Lit majors too
Verdeckt - January 15, 2012, 7:29 am
I thought that was Arts students..


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Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm


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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...

WISDOM - Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. -George Foreman


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Rating: 4.52/5

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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection

HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.

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Rating: 1.95/5

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THE PLOT - Pick it up at our Lost & Found department

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Rating: 1.6/5

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auda - August 31, 2008, 7:09 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, MIT's version of Shakespeare's Macbeth!

LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!

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Rating: 4.92/5

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PHILOSOPHY - Those who live in glass houses, should masturbate in the basement.

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Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 8:36 pm
forseti - July 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
Those who live in stone houses, should not throw glass!

Multiculturalism -

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Rating: 4.32/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:30 pm
This poster lacks any context if you don't recognize these faces.
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


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Rating: 3.47/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am
Hell yeah, Ron!