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MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS?




IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN -




BLONDES -




DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




FEMALE HUNTERS - I'd let her mount me any day.




ABILITY -




POETRY -


TAGS: wordsmith
Rating: 4.32/5

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THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't




CHINESE ECONOMICS 101 -




THE APPROVAL QUEUE -




THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...




LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"




THE LONG LOST DIARY - Chris would have fit right in with us




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"




WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass




DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.




THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view - Samuel Woodworth




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...




I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.




PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart!




KERMIT - He's the goddamn Batman


TAGS: 
Rating: 4.03/5

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DOWN TIME - We all need it


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Rating: 4.03/5

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THE HALL OF FAME -




MANS BEST FRIEND - they're called that for a reason!


TAGS: 
Rating: 4/5

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GENESIS - Facebook version.




STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




METH ADDICTS -




HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list.




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




OPPOSITION -




THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing




GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.!




LEVELING -




COMPLACENCY -




BADMINTON -




PROSTITUTION - SHE ALWAYS HAS A REASON FOR IT !




MATH GEEK POSITION - OH COMON !




A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN - One must always have goals


TAGS: a man s perfect day
Rating: 3.99/5

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FIVE LION WORTHY -




THIS POST'S FOR YOU -




SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!




HOMEFRONT -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.96/5

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EVOLUTION -




LIMBO - The bar doesn't get any lower than this.




HISTORY -




SELF DATING -




MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis




FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!




EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.




POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind!




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them?




THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!




FORESIGHT -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: candygram
Rating: 3.93/5

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GOOD TIMES - Only old men at 2:00am really want them.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.93/5

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UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry.




SUPERHERO ENDORSEMENT - Power Girl and wieners were a natural pairing


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.93/5

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UUUUGGH -


TAGS: museum
Rating: 3.93/5

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HAKUNA MATTATA -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.93/5

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SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!"




HALLOWEEN -




WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -




REGICIDE - It ain't easy!




MERRY CHRISTMAS -




TWILIGHT MOMS -




I AM BECOME TIMMAY -




PROMOTION -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.91/5

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DADDY -




THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!




LATEST POLLS -




BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.




THERE SHE BLOWS -




SEARCHING FOR ALIENS -




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -




GENETICS -




TEAMWORK - Success comes with everyone doing their part




THE WINNER -




INGENUITY -




GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples




BEGGING POSITION -




SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -




BRA REMOVAL POLL -




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.




THE VATICAN MUSEUM - Beautifully done, very ornate And boys under 14 get in free every day


TAGS: museum day
Rating: 3.89/5

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BRICK TOP - nemesis (n) - A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.




"MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN VISITING" - Good for you, Luke!!


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.89/5

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IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck.




MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.




DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!




OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST -




HUMILITY -




MY RIGHT HANDS WHORE -




CULOS - Wherever there is a pretty lady in a dress, There is a creepy old guy in his underwear. Hiding in the shadows. Masturbating




WELL I'LL BE DAMNED - It finally sunk in


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.88/5

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HALLUCINATORY ART -




SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.87/5

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AWESOMNESS - Not in this picture




NICE RIMS -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.86/5

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WHY MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake
Rating: 3.86/5

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I SWEAR TO GOD -




GOOD LUCK -




GOOD MODERATORS -




THE BARK KNIGHT -




CUBAN WOMEN -




OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY -




GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 -




PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -




LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...




MOTIVATION - “Muff this serve and you'll never be my doubles partner again!”


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.86/5

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MOTIFAKE - After a while, it seems like everything is a potential Motifake.




CHRISTMAS -




DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken.




REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -




A.D.D. - A condition often associated with an inability to maintain focus and atten... Hey look! Shiny penny!


TAGS: funny humor
Rating: 3.85/5

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GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!




THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - It's a bit different then others




WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET -




FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too!




MEN - We're so simple minded.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.85/5

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I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys.




FEMINIST ICONS -




BARNEY - Even he hates Timmy. Doesn't he Timmy!?




WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!"




INTIMIDATION -




SEX ADDICTION -




FEEDBACK -




HISTORY -




AN EMPTY MIND -




BUTTERFLIES - They're fucking metal




5 LIONS - ...just showed up looking for Simba! They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years is because he owes them money!




A TIMMY -




PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE -




WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?




GAMES -




OPERATION DESERT STORM -




PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around...




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




MY BROTHERS -




DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -




INSPIRATION -




MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you




DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC




MICKEY D'S TRAINEE VIDEO - Oddly, Ahmad accidentally dropped the burger to the floor, twice, on its way to the bag.




BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.




PRESCRIPTION -




BRB - LOL




MEN - Always looking for the competitive edge


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.82/5

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VOYEURISM -