Query tags with term: marriage
MARRIAGE - it brings out the best in people
FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass
WEDDING CAKE -
HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man
REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.
MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
TILL DEATH DO US PART -
LOVE IS BLIND -
HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.
MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.
DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.
HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.
WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -
MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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