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FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass




WEDDING CAKE -




COMPROMISE -




MARRIAGE -




PAYBACK IS... WELL -




REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.




MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.




TILL DEATH DO US PART -




LOVE IS BLIND -




MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.




MARRIAGE -




DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.




MARRIAGE -




HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -




MARRIAGE - Defined between one man and one woman




MARRIAGE -




MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?




LIFE LESSON -




MARRIAGE - The day the music dies




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