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 | THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" - |
 | FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't |
 | DOWN TIME - We all need it |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell. |
 | THE APPROVAL QUEUE - |
 | PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart! |
 | THE HALL OF FAME - |
 | METH ADDICTS - |
 | LEVELING - |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | SUPERHERO ENDORSEMENT - Power Girl and wieners were a natural pairing |
 | HOMEFRONT - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | HISTORY - |
 | EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain. |
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine! |
 | FORESIGHT - |
 | GOOD TIMES - Only old men at 2:00am really want them. |
 | UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry. |
 | SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!" |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | WIFE'S FIRST HUNT - |
 | MERRY CHRISTMAS - |
 | I AM BECOME TIMMAY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | LATEST POLLS - |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | GENETICS - |
 | SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL - |
 | OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy. |
 | BRICK TOP - nemesis (n) - A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions. |
 | I SWEAR TO GOD - |
 | GOOD LUCK - |
 | CUBAN WOMEN - |
 | DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken. |
 | WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET - |
 | MEN - We're so simple minded. |
 | I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys. |
 | FEMINIST ICONS -TAGS: feminism icons fisting sammich propaganda mensactivism Rating: 3.85/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | BARNEY - Even he hates Timmy. Doesn't he Timmy!? |
 | BUTTERFLIES - They're fucking metal |
 | PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE - |
 | WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life? |
 | GAMES - |
 | PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around... |
 | REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom |
 | MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you |
 | MICKEY D'S TRAINEE VIDEO - Oddly, Ahmad accidentally dropped the burger to the floor, twice, on its way to the bag. |
 | MEN - Always looking for the competitive edge |
 | ONE'S NICHE - EASIEST TO FIND WHEN OFF THE LEASH - |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie? |
 | MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one. |
 | MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced. |
 | HOLIDAY PHOTOS - |
 | NEVER MESS - With Success |
 | GOOD PREVAILS -TAGS: beam me up scottie i know i know thats battlestar gallactica Rating: 3.8/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | ROCK - |
 | WET - Some things are just better that way! |
 | THE VOICES - |
 | WHAT?!? - |
 | CANADA - There are moose-prints everywhere. |
 | LESSONS - |
 | OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé. |
 | RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules! |
 | ITSA ME - Mario! |
 | UNFAPABLE - |
 | CUBAN SWIMMERS - |
 | INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com! |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | SEX ADDICTION - |
 | HAUNTING - |
 | DONT MESS WITH CANADA - |
 | HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related) |
 | OLD SCHOOL - |
 | FULFILLMENT - |
 | PROMISE ME... - |
 | CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - |
 | SOMEONE - ...really needs to get laid. Seriously. |
 | PART TIME WORK - |
 | LIBRARIANS - |
 | EASY RIDER - |
 | YOUR MEMORIAL - |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | THE FIRST TIME - |
 | FRENCH WOMEN - |
 | CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes |
 | HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night! |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | SOME HELP - Please get some You piece of shit |
 | AMERICAS MEMORIALS - |
 | SCHIZOPHRENIA - Much like the progression of COMMENTS between 7 pm and 3 am |
 | GREYBEARDS - |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN - |
 | OF COURSE - |
 | IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us" |
 | THEY SEE ME ROLLING - They waiting |
 | LET'S REMEMBER - |
 | EPIC - |
 | JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMED - Rest in Hell |
 | WHATS IN A NAME - |
 | GOURMET CHEF SCHOOLS - They charge you over $50,000, and don't teach you to make anything as tasty as this. |
 | AND THEN THE OTHER GUY BURST INTO FLAMES - Best race ever! |
 | BELGIAN WAFFLE? - |
 | EPIC MESH - With epic ass too! |
 | COSTUME IDEAS FOR HALLOWEEN - |
 | JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed |
 | ANNIVERSARY - |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | SUCKERS - |
 | AND WOMEN WONDER - Why men think it's ok to lie |
 | MISS PORCELINA - |
 | ANIME GIRLS - Oh wait, that is a real girl. Never mind. |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | THE LOOK - |
 | FLASHING 12 O'CLOCK - |
 | NIPPLES - |
 | ULTIMATE EVIL - |
 | SCREAMING MY NAME - |
 | "COME" INTO MY "PARLOR" - |
 | BEATING IT'S WINGS 43 TIMES - Only applies to Swallows Not Sparrows |
 | ROAD SIGNS - |
 | HOMEMADE GIFTS - Always have that personal touch that we all love |
 | TWISTER - |
 | LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy. |
 | LIFE - |
 | KILLING SPREE - |
 | AMERICAS FUTURE - |
 | REALITY - |
 | A KISS - |
 | "WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?" - "Three minutes later as you asked before." |
 | TIME - |
 | VIDEO GAMES - |
 | CINDERELLA - |
 | MEMORIES - |
 | KNIFE GUN - Nothing else invented by man has been quite this epic. |
 | LIKE WOMEN - |
 | SOME PEOPLE ARE RETIRED - |
 | ENCOURAGEMENT - That's right, keep practicing, daddy needs a new Plasma tv |
 | MEMORIALS OF HEROES - |
 | FIRST AMENDMENT - Suspended until further notice |
 | CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - |
 | BIKINI - |
 | TIME - |
 | UHHHH.... - I don't know what it is, but I wanna fuck it! |
 | CUBAN WOMEN LEAVING LAS VEGAS - |
 | PATRIOTISM - I wanna kiss the flag. |
 | YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Ladies...stay the hell away from the garlic! |
 | WOMEN - |
 | DEADLY SINS - |
 | PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL! |
 | SUMMER HELP - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU! |