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RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass




MY BROTHERS -




DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!




WAITING FOR ANSWER -




VETERANS DAY -




MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - Any intelligence may be absent in this poster.




ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -




DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC




AMERICAS MEMORIALS -




SUCKERS -




R AND R -




REST IN PEACE -




WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.




MILITARY SERVICE - All have given some Some have given all Thank you


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Rating: 3.61/5

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TWO WORDS -




BEST OF THE BEST -




AIR SUPERIORITY - Not just bombing your ass back to the Stone Age, but to the Jurassic Period!




AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




GREAT MEN -




AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!


TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.47/5

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TIMELESS VALUES -




TUTORIAL FOR MILITARY SERVICE-NOOBS - May come in handy when watching war-movies....


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SERVICEMEN - All gave some, some gave all




LINE OF DUTY -




OUR RESPECT & THANKS -




P.L.O. -




I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




DIPLOMACY - Here! Have 68 grains of it!




"LIVE AND LET LIVE" - "That's my motto. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker." --George Carlin




THE MILITARY - some countries get it right Where's the recruitment officer?


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Rating: 3.36/5

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CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment




HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.




MILITARY MIGHT -


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WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton




NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.




AMERICAN SERVICEMEN - A proud tradition of providing and defending freedom around the world




CANADIAN NAVY CARIBOUS - Even the US Navy Seals look up to them




MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!




C-17 -




40MM SUPPOSITORY - Fast and effective relief from those major pains in the ass




PRIVATE CLUB -




FAIL. - French Military victories?




FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.




AND THE ROCKETS - Red Glare




TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military




FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction




MILITARY - Only Queers and Steers come from Seoul Kwan, which are you? See me at my quarters, sunshine.


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Rating: 3.14/5

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FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.




BLIND FAITH -


TAGS: military
Rating: 3.13/5

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IN THE MILITARY -


TAGS: it s so true
Rating: 3.13/5

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A MAN IN UNIFORM - Everyone loves 'em




HYPOCRITES - Pointing the finger at the President so nobody notices how bad they are screwing up the country




PARARESCUE -




US NAVY - (n)1. Translated for the ancient Hebrew word meaning "awesome beyond the comprehension of human reasoning."




LISTEN TO HIM! - He was stationed at the While House during the Bush Presidency.




MAKE LOVE NOT WAR -




TEN-HUT -




GREAT TOURIST DESTINATIONS -




"SEMPER FI" - Means-"Mess with democracy and we'll slap you so hard your ancestors will feel it."




AMERICA’S FINEST -




REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.




YOU! - STFU and choke yourself!




DESERT STORM - War fought in Sand... Sometimes it gets up in your Kanye. You're gonna lose to the mods 1:1 are the odds.




US NAVY SEALS -




ARMY RESERVE -




U.S. MILITARY - Helping To Install Peace In The Middle East


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CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough




BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen




DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.




MARINES - They'll fuck you up.




NATIONAL GUARD - cuz sandbags don't fill themselves


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.73/5


PARARESCUE -




GAY SOLDIERS - They'll cover your rear.




SPIT SHINE - The amount of time it takes to destroy a parade-quality polish is directly and inversely proportional to the amount of time spent achieving the gloss.




PARK A TANK ON TOP OF ANOTHER - because why the fuck not?




WAR - it's hell




WAR - Who says it can't be sexy


TAGS: war military
Rating: 2.64/5

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Weather Balloons -




HERTZ RENT-A-CAMEL - NO MATTER HOW YOU RIDE IT, IT HERTZ


TAGS: military soldier camel hertz rental
Rating: 2.63/5


COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''




FIRING RANGE SAFETY OFFICER -


TAGS: military army ak47
Rating: 2.56/5


MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - is a contradiction in terms.


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Rating: 2.54/5

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THE MILITARY - They are running out of money


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Rating: 2.53/5


ARMY INSTRUCTION - When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.




HEY BIN LADEN - Try to hijack one of these babies; mutherfucker.




the new sword -


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.47/5


REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




MILTARY DOGS - They wear crotch-less camo, stand on two legs, wear shoes and fuck your shit up




marines -


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.4/5


THE FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION -


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.38/5

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NOT SPECIAL OPS - These guys aren't Special Ops They're from the 2nd Infantry Division




MILITARY CUTBACKS - WITH GAS PRICES RISING WE ALL LOOK FOR WAYS TO SAVE MONEY


TAGS: funny
Rating: 2.37/5


AL UDEID AMMO - Supporting OES 'Round the Clock (Operation Enduring Supervision 2008)




AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! - Droppin' bombs so big your dicks will get smaller. Domo Arigato mr. Roboto bitch.




HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.




MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - An oxymoron now more than ever.


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Rating: 2.27/5


Conspiracy -




SLUTS - Because the Army needs Moral booster too!


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.24/5


CLOTHING OPTIONAL -




Survival Training -


TAGS: military politics clinton
Rating: 2.22/5


CHOICES - Do Something Amazing


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.19/5


ied guy -


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.15/5


U.S. ARMY - MMmmmmm....pizza!


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.14/5

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CAN O' WHUP-ASS - Osama made us open one




MARINE'S WITH RPG'S - It's all fun and games until someone loses a limb!!!




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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.07/5


TOASTER PASTRY - Toaster Pastry In An MRE? Well Thank Fuck For That!




TEAMWORK -




hide -


TAGS: military
Rating: 1.94/5


UN peace keeping -


TAGS: military
Rating: 1.86/5


counseling -


TAGS: military
Rating: 1.84/5


NATIONAL GUARD - Because not everyone can be a real soldier.




AIR NATIONAL GUARD - Nobody comes close.....enough




ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -




DANGEROUS FAIL - Please tell mr they aren't using MILES gear with live ammo. Oh my God.




MILITARY'S SECRET PROJECT - CODE NAME- PROJECT D.


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Rating: 1.44/5

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LOLCAT SITUATION -




MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - Non-existent throughout the universe.


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Rating: 1.42/5


INCOMPETENCE - You think a lack of skill= I can do anything...:(




SUCK IT UP! - Don't be a baby.