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Most Demotivational Poster


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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.

GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!



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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
Canadian gold.


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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.

MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...


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rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


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WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".




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gas - August 5, 2011, 8:45 pm
or "the critic we all have in5ide" xD

REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!

good cops -

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mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am
This is awesome!

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN'S DOG - I don't always eat human food, but when I do, I poop all over your bed


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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally

27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -


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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am
Her last name was f-ing wh*** you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am
Magnificent, Cpn!

TIME - Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 8:34 am
Epic Potential Man... If only you had used a better pic..


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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
The subject of limited resources is near and dear to Haar. 5L
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:47 pm
Excellent. The "h" makes it great.

BRIBERY - Never give up the best catch ever. You can always get another wife.

childhood ruined -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:27 pm
I love this! Very good! ^
JesusWept - September 25, 2016, 4:51 pm
Nice streak, Lord! All up'd.


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spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:42 am
5L and that's what myspace is for.
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:23 pm
good'un Mr Greeny


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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of s*d's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!

FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday

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Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.

R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/ph**os/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit b***on, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad ph**os about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the ph**os, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my ph**os on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.

SALVATION ARMY - Doing the most good...

the first three hours -

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Bedtime Stories -

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Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).



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Chef - June 7, 2010, 5:08 pm
Sniff... 5Ls Pie... and 7 friends I won't see again




ITS ONLY WHEN WE SEE - That we try to fix the wrong we have done but by then its to late

RONSART - He's a cruel bastard

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RON - October 23, 2009, 2:34 am
Owe ya' now two 5L...check with ya later.
freestyler - October 2, 2009, 8:50 am
Together with Sean's comment this is really funny.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
And rumor has it -- from now on at least, if you pass it on -- RON's planning to "do" weiner dogs for the rest of the month!


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phydeaux - December 30, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ah, bless the world for English Majors....well done. 5L sir

SNOOZE BUTTON - Yeah, wake me up on Saturday. I've never heard of Lake Powell.

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Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 5:44 pm
Yeah but I'm a Schlitterbahn kind of guy. I'm a sucker for advertising.
Airman - February 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
Dan Quayle LOL.. are you in West Texas? I know they 'float' the river in tubes around Austin.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yeah I've heard of it. I've just never been there. Like I said, humor fail. Garbage pail. Superjail. Dan Quayle. Paper trail. Killer whale.
Fatt Matt - February 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
he's looking for a good hook up on some smoke... so am I, going to PM my po box to ya
culos - February 19, 2010, 2:24 pm
I'm Dutch - (The Netherlands), why?
thegreenranger - February 19, 2010, 2:03 pm
where are you from culos?
culos - February 19, 2010, 1:31 pm
Who the hell is this guy Powell and what kind of a first name is Lake anyway??? Just kidding, I'm an old guy from across the pond in Europe and I know where and what it is.....
rerun - February 19, 2010, 12:46 pm

I am an olg guy in Texas and I have heard of Lake Powell. I get it. 5 hazy brain killing sh**s of whatever that was
Airman - February 19, 2010, 11:35 am
zing! you're telling me that a young guy in Texas doesn't know where Lake Powell is? or Party Cove? Figure out when ASU is on spring break, take some buds, and rent a houseboat. Remember to take a sign that says t***? You would have a blast
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 6:56 am
Oh boy... this poster sounds worse than it was supposed to. I'm just kidding, Airman. Humor fail. Well, unless you think it's funny. In which case, ZING!!!!

MOO+17 - is moooooooooooooooooin' on up

THAT'S NOT A FULL MOON... - It's a pie chart showing how much sleep I'm going to lose tonight worrying about what the rest of the world thinks.

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agdaniele - May 1, 2009, 10:35 pm
French is good, but it's solid anyhow.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 9:06 pm
Shoulda stuck with "The French" instead of "Rest of the World". Oh well.


THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD - I don't always pretend I'm a bird, but when I do, I get high first.

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MissPriss - November 11, 2015, 2:15 pm
Thanks fellas. The sad thing is I'm old enough to remember seeing all of them. The sadder thing is that I'm not old enough to forget them...yet! Teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2015, 1:43 pm
I 5L% agree.
concern3 - November 10, 2015, 4:23 am
Here Here a 5er
JesusWept - November 9, 2015, 4:14 pm
JASON!! My old buddy! L L L L L

Morning Train -

new blood -


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Oldsod - December 11, 2015, 5:51 am
5L and nicely done! Come, sit a spell.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:46 am
lol! Its the catnip! 5L!