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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.




THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine




THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you




REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches




LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...




THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




GREAT HUNT -




THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.




NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -




AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -




WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -




IMAGINE THAT -




SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...




MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


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PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you




EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.




NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!




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