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DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




NOW RON - I know it's Star Wars Day but...


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Rating: 4.3/5

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WTF. NOT THE REACTION YOU'D BE HOPING FOR... -


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Rating: 4.21/5

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CHINESE ECONOMICS 101 -




THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.




LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"




WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys




STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




OPPOSITION -




THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing




LEVELING -




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.




EPIC ASS -




EVOLUTION -




POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind!




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!




GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.!




ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements


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Rating: 3.92/5

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THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!




LOVE -




GENETICS -




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...




COMPLACENCY -




DECADES OF AIR POWER -




PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -




LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...




I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys.




I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - She's going to scratch the fucking paint


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Rating: 3.85/5

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OPERATION DESERT STORM -




PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around...




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




GREETINGS -




BADMINTON -




THE EROGENOUS ZONES -




TEAMWORK -




DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...




SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.




GOOD PREVAILS -




GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin'




M&M GLADIATORS -




RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!




UNFAPABLE -




U.S. ECONOMICS #101 - Makes sense to me.


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Rating: 3.78/5

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED -




INTERNET FAME - Facebook? Twitter? Yeah, right! If you really want to get noticed, post those pics on MotiFake.com!




HAUNTING -




CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!




BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue...




HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related)




DO YOU EVER NOTICE... - When you stand Capt America up next to Deadpool Cap seems a little light in the loafers... or is it just me?


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Rating: 3.76/5

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OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star




LIBRARIANS -




ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -




YOUR MEMORIAL -




DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.




THE FIRST TIME -




REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -




AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.




NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee




TEXTING - rofl no im nt bsy im only drvng




I KNOW - She smells like a new truck.




THAT LOOK - Right before you sneeze




HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition




REPUBLICA DEPORTIVA -




PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




EPIC -




WHATS IN A NAME -




ACCEPTANCE -




BASEBALL -




FRENCH CANADIANS -




FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...




WHAT IF THE NFL PLAYED LIKE MADDEN -




BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.




PARANOIA -




CHUCKO NORRISO -




WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?




CLEAVAGE - Has a wonderful hypnotic power




PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time




HARD WORK -




PROTEST - If you protest long enough that you are right You soon become wrong




HEARTS AND MINDS -




"WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?" - "Three minutes later as you asked before."


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Rating: 3.68/5

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PRETENSIOUSNESS - When you have made only one movie previously, and you feel the need to coach sword play to the guy that has earned the title "Sir."




NO WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY - I think it's time to call this rule passe


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Rating: 3.68/5

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YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS - I wore a blue shirt with a blue tie, and it was white shirt with a blue tie day. We laughed all morning


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Rating: 3.67/5

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ASIAN TV - Meet "Melly Anne" from the hit show "Girrigan's Irand"




BIKINI -




24/7 -




MICROSOFT - Lets face it, they're not changing the world They're just developing more ways for people to waste time.... and watch porn




GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills...




CANADIAN -




SECOND PLACE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!




YOUTH -




LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.




IT IS NOT POSSIBLE - to have too much Imitation Crab Meat


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Rating: 3.65/5

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SLEEP WELL TONIGHT - Sleep Well




CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!




CLUB ORGANIZERS -




OLD PAGES OF KNOWLEDGE -




HE’S NOT DEAD -




NO... - I am married.




PARADISE -




I DONT' REALLY KNOW IF THATS HOW SOCCER IS PLAYED - But either way, I want to play!




EPIC FACEPALM -




BONE CD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN .... -


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Rating: 3.63/5

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POST-IT NOTES -




TEAMWORK -




SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!




LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!




RON'S ART -




BEING CONSERVATIVE -




GOOD ADVICE - Better advice: Plant Emo trees. They cut themselves.




A.D.D. - Wow! She sure is pret- OH LOOK! Butterfly!




SECOND DEGREE POLYNOMIALS - Also persians final resting place


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Rating: 3.61/5

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NOPE...NONE -




GUINNESS - Once you go black...




TWO WORDS -




HOLD ONTO LOVE -




IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -




BEST OF THE BEST -




JUST A NOTE -




SURVIVAL -




HYPOCHONDRIA -




STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY -


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Rating: 3.58/5

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COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?




THIS -




PRETTY CASINO DEALERS -




JUST SAY "NO" - If you pull down their panties and see the RED RING of DEATH


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Rating: 3.57/5

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DYSLEXIA -




TECHNOLOGICAL DEPENDENCE -




FUTILITY -




TYRANNOSAURUS REX -




POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!




DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!




"DAVE'S NOT HERE..." -




WHITEOUTS -




WRESTLING -




THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls




NO MEANS NO - No No No No No No No No No No YES!


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Rating: 3.57/5

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SOLITUDE -




THE NORWEGIAN BLUE - Lovely Plumage




WHEN I NOD MY HEAD, KICK IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN.... -


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Rating: 3.56/5

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AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here




BOUNDARIES -




NATUROPATHY -




OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -




HELL HATH NO FURY -


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Rating: 3.55/5

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I HOPE THAT'S NOT A GUY... - Between Peall & Pearce


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Rating: 3.55/5

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''KNOWN BUT TO GOD" -




CARNAL KNOWLEDGE -


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Rating: 3.55/5

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RONALD - Welcome to McDonalds. You want someone killed with those fries?