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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.
IMAGINE THAT -
EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.
AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked
THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris
REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind
UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS -
MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.
THE DAY THE WILD SNORLAX APPEARED -
THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required
DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.
CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone
SOMETHINGS YOU CAN'T KILL - FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S THE MASTER SWORD
SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model
WE WERE SOLDIERS -
WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton
COMMUNISM - Yeah, great idea...
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