Query tags with term: norris
CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
IMAGINE THAT -
CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck
THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".
CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.
THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris
EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.
THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required
CHUCK NORRIS - HE DOESN'T TELL LIES, HE CHANGES FACTS.
7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...
HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.
CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone
SOMETHINGS YOU CAN'T KILL - FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S THE MASTER SWORD
POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast
CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden
LITTLE CHUCK NORRIS -
BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?
OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it grew 6' tall and learned karate.
CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...
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