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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.




IMAGINE THAT -




CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck




THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


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CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.




THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required




CHUCK NORRIS - HE DOESN'T TELL LIES, HE CHANGES FACTS.




7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...




HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.




CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone




SOMETHINGS YOU CAN'T KILL - FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S THE MASTER SWORD




POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast




CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden




LITTLE CHUCK NORRIS -




BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?




OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!




TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it grew 6' tall and learned karate.




CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...




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