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 | ABILITY - |
 | LOVE - |
 | WTF. NOT THE REACTION YOU'D BE HOPING FOR... - |
 | LEVELING - |
 | COMPLACENCY - |
 | EPIC ASS - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements |
 | GENETICS - |
 | I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys. |
 | GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin' |
 | DO YOU EVER NOTICE... - When you stand Capt America up next to Deadpool Cap seems a little light in the loafers... or is it just me? |
 | ANOTHER VETERANS DAY - |
 | THAT LOOK - Right before you sneeze |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | REPUBLICA DEPORTIVA - |
 | ACCEPTANCE - |
 | CLEAVAGE - Has a wonderful hypnotic powerTAGS: cleavage power hypnotic boobs epic bikini boobs tits chesticles Rating: 3.7/5 More motifakes by MustyK |
 | HARD WORK - |
 | YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS - I wore a blue shirt with a blue tie, and it was white shirt with a blue tie day. We laughed all morning |
 | 24/7 - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU! |
 | YOUTH - |
 | LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. |
 | IT IS NOT POSSIBLE - to have too much Imitation Crab Meat |
 | SLEEP WELL TONIGHT - Sleep Well |
 | HE’S NOT DEAD - |
 | POST-IT NOTES - |
 | TEAMWORK -TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible Rating: 3.63/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks! |
 | IT'S NOT HIS FAULT - |
 | JUST A NOTE - |
 | "DAVE'S NOT HERE..." - |
 | THE NORWEGIAN BLUE - Lovely Plumage |
 | NATUROPATHY - |
 | I HOPE THAT'S NOT A GUY... - Between Peall & Pearce |
 | RONALD - Welcome to McDonalds. You want someone killed with those fries? |
 | SURVIVAL - |
 | ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell. |
 | SISTERS - |
 | REALITY - |
 | BLOCKATIEL - |
 | SAFE SEX - So you'll never look down and see chocolate chips on your snickerdoodle |
 | MISS ME YET - |
 | NOTICE ANYONE MISSING? - |
 | CONUNDRUM - |
 | OKAY, SHORTY... - You may have won this round, but next time, I'm taking you down! |
 | NOTHING - I am really looking forward to it |
 | GOD DAMMIT JOE - |
 | IT'S NOT THE SAME - |
 | IF YOU NOTICED THE SURFER - I Have Some Bad News For You |
 | KNOT HOLE - Yeah, my wife calls it her "NOT-hole" too. |
 | ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day! |
 | RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - |
 | ILL CONCEIVED - |
 | JESUS - What in the everloving hell did you put in that chilli Martha?? |
 | GENERAL BONKERS - |
 | BEST NEWSPAPER AD - |
 | NOTHING SAYS - |
 | FEELINGS - |
 | LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time. |
 | PAULINA PORIZKOVA - Did a few movies, mostly she's just a smoking hot supermodel. |
 | ANOTHER BIRTHDAY - |
 | GIMME ANOTHER DRINK - I Need It Before I Watch Dad Marry That Whore |
 | KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber" |
 | LOVE IS GRAND - |
 | LOOK HONEY - |
 | DO NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS - |
 | I'M NOT A TROLL - My mommie left her laptop on |
 | MUST NOT STARE - The vortex is strong here...must look away...getting weaker... |
 | WEINER DOG PORNO - |
 | BIG BREAK UP - |
 | SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time |
 | /B/ - |
 | REUNIONS - Your family reunion will never be as cool as Arrogant Knight's. |
 | NOT GOOD - Shitting bricks while getting a blowjob |
 | HOT OR NOT - There really are hot chicks on that site!!! |
 | WOW - |
 | DO NOT LEAVE THE AREA - |
 | EASTWICK - |
 | ARE WE NOT MEN? - No, we are Motifakers |
 | I SEE - |
 | FINALLY! - |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | HEARTS AND MINDS - |
 | I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU - |
 | EMPLOYEE PRICING - |
 | LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother! |
 | LAST BUT NOT LEAST - |
 | NOTHING COMPARES - to the thrills and chills of the Dead Fly Circus |
 | THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead. |
 | I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems. |
 | PENDING INFERNO - |
 | OLIVE GARDEN - |
 | UNEXPECTED GUEST - |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | DONNER - |
 | GOT MILK? - |
 | ANOTHER DAY BEGINNING - |
 | VAMPIRELLA - |
 | FORD MOTOR COMPANY - |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | COMMUNICATION - |
 | SELF DISCOVERY - |
 | IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin |
 | YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED EARLIER - By now you're pretty much fucked. |
 | MOTIFAKE - Now with twice the masturbations per hourTAGS: motifake nsfw masturbation masturbate not safe for work Rating: 3.21/5 More motifakes by Coberloco |
 | DISCRETION - |
 | GOD’S NOTIFICATION - |
 | CHANGE - Because stealing the foldin' money from your back pockets is more efficient than the change in your front pocket! |
 | TAXES - |
 | IRONY - When "what actually works" doesn't work |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | NOT NOW, I'VE GOT A HEADACHE! - |
 | ANOTHER REASON - Why Our Economy Is Stuffed. |
 | OBAMA'S NOT THE ONLY ONE - WITH A STIMULUS PACKAGE |
 | SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER - |
 | I DID NOT LIE TO YOU - I lied towards you |
 | GETTING AN EARFUL: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK THAT BITCH! - |
 | THIS IS NOT - Like The Video Game |
 | SURPRISE - |
 | HEY...SHE NOT SMART - Who wants them that way anyways? |
 | ANOTHER FOXY DEMOCRAT - |
 | TAKING NOTES - Somehow I think it is too late for this Blonde |
 | NOTHING IS EASY - Everything is difficult. |
 | YIP-PEE - |
 | SAY OPRAH - |
 | DO NOT SMOKE - While breastfeeding... you'll burn your mothers tits. |
 | MAKE LOVE NOT WAR - |
 | WORSHIP AT THE ALTER - |
 | NOT SAFE FOR WORK - You got all excited, didn't you? |
 | RED MAGE - Jack of all trades, master of nothing! |
 | FAKING IT - |
 | "BLOWTARD" - |
 | THIS IS NOT - Your father's Air Force |
 | I'M NOT OLD - The thing about the Cougar, she gives unbounded energy |
 | FENCING - |
 | NOTE TO SPELLING NAZI: - Fuck You |
 | 8 DEADLY SINS - |
 | NOTE TO SELF - |
 | INNOCENCE NOT - |
 | GIRLS - |
 | I-PODS - Not just for listening to music any more. |
 | NOT SOMETHING - My wife ever has to worry about |
 | ROMANCE - |
 | HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY! |
 | CONSERVATIVES - |
 | NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE - Mediocrity may be a bit too kind. |
 | DON'T QUOTE ME - |
 | HERE'S ANOTHER REASON... - ...why you should always upgrade to first class, at every opportunity. |
 | UNWANTED, NOT NEEDED,....ALONE - Cubby! What happened???? |
 | EYE TEST - |
 | FAIRPLAY (NOT BY ME...) - |
 | UNDERDEAD -TAGS: overkill zombies and sucking flesh wounds notwithstanding Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Haarakkon |
 | ANOTHER GREYBEARD WANNABEE - I don't think he'd fit in somehow.... |
 | CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone. |
 | IT'S NOT THAT BAD - you could have woken up married... |
 | THE NEGATIVE - |
 | CLEAN - |
 | ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO BE A CONSERVATIVE - |