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RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.




LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"




WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys




STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




OPPOSITION -




THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!




I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.




POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind!




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...




PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -




LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...




BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...




SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.




RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!




OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star




DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.




REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.




WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.




DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




PROTEST RULE #1 - The side with the hottest chicks wins every time




GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills...




SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!




BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell




GOOD ADVICE - Better advice: Plant Emo trees. They cut themselves.




FUTILITY -




POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!




FAITH -




OBI-CAT KENOBI - The LOL is strong with this one... but then again, so is his litterbox.




CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!




BIG GAME HUNTERS -




GOING POSTAL - How can you tell when the Post Office is hiring? The flag out front is at half-staff.




KNOT HOLE - Yeah, my wife calls it her "NOT-hole" too.




WORKPLACE SAFETY - OSHA is going to hear about this one...and for whistling at me and "rating" the fall? Maybe the EEOC will get a call too!




MOTIFAKE HOF - We need to do some advertising! I mean, Agamemnon218's "Honey please..." motifake is way better than any old Rembrandt!




ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!




ROYALTY -




PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - I didn't even know that protest signs could be male and female!




KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber"




SORRY, SWEETHEART... -




OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?




PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)




DICK MUSEUM - The "Icelandic Phallological Museum" Now you know what happens to people when you combine Bjork and cold weather.




HIS TREE - WILL NOT REPEAT ITSELF




SUBLETY - A shirtless muscley guy manhandling a looooooong gun round? Nope. Nothing gay about that.




BEEF - C'mon Romeo... First, let's say "Fuck you, Tybalt" in iambic pentameter, and then let's go over there and shoot his ass! Oh, btw, why are you all dressed up?




THEY DID PROTEST -




MIDGETS -




DRUIDS - I am the Forest. I am friend to the trees, the animals, and all of natures' creatures.




FAIRY TALES REDUX -




THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.




PHARMACEUTICALS -




OGGLING YOUR BOSS'S WIFE - usually results in one of these




MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS -




ALL PROTESTERS EXPLAINED - Ahh Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble!!!!




BLACKFRIDAY -