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Query tags with term: november


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing



RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!



DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -



DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...



OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star



ANONYMOUS -



THANKSGIVING -



EFFORT -



BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon



REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom



OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?



BLACKFRIDAY -



SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.



SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.



AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.



DRUIDS - I am the Forest. I am friend to the trees, the animals, and all of natures' creatures.



FROG JESUS - He died for our shins which apparently isn't enough for The Pope.



THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!



LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"



DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.



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