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Nuke Demotivational Poster



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Asegeir - August 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
Me, in anticipation of twisted metal.

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Should be given to the Nuclear Bomb 78 million people killed in Wars from 1900 - 1945. NO world wars since

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SamV - October 23, 2009, 12:03 pm
Whether you are being sarcastic , which i know you arent, or for real you failed at this one airman
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:48 am
As long as there's no hair in my bacon Haar. Ew.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 5:08 am
Splitting hairs and dicing numbers. "No World Wars" - that's true, insofar as it goes. There wasn't an active WW in 1900, either, so the head count should start at 1914.
Nitekreeper - October 15, 2009, 4:29 am
You're forgetting the Vietnam war and the wars in the middle east, of course. Did you even think before you posted this.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 2:09 am
Excepting for, of course, those religious folks who refuse to eat pork. So what, about half the earth's population?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am
carried on a cozy ten minutes or more after everyone involved figured out that there was more than enough bacon to go around?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:54 am
You guys are all retarded. F*uc*k the bomb. You only ever used it to kill civilians anyway. Give the Nobel Peace Prize to bacon! No war has ever been fought by, over, or otherwise because of ... bacon! But name even one war that would have been ...
LURCH - October 15, 2009, 1:13 am
WTFO I was simply stating the case openly in an arena that would remain unconvinced if Obama himself admitted failure. though ineffective, it feels AMSOME to let go of the ire I really feel towards this charletain in a borrowed suit of feelgoodism. sorry
klikklak - October 14, 2009, 2:24 am
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:55 am
While there are some valid points in that rant, I prefer a more civil tone based on his actions and policies. I try to avoid the personal attacks since none of us know him on a personal level. Do as you like Lurch, but calmly stating facts is stonger, IMO
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:50 am
Of course the world loves him, he has singlehadedly weakened the only superpower and rendered the dollar unstable. He has agreed that America is the evil that the world must defeat and a socialist love fest will ensue right after the world comes together!
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:47 am
OBAMA SUCKS BALLS AS A POTUS, SENATOR, AND PERSON complete epic fail! forget debate, Unless you embrace the demise of the constitution and the USA, He is the ultimate FAIL! Screw him and the liberal pussies that voted him into office, hope you are happy
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:26 am
troops and the POTUS had to consider it for a few weeks, while he went to lobby the Olympics board for Chicago and his wife. Soldiers are dying, but the Olympics are more important to him. That is a disgrace from the Commander in Chief, period. v/r,
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am
What I am stating is that he sent a message to Iraq that we were gone when he got in and that contributed to losing some of the gains under the surge. Also, he appointed his Afghan General and has only met with him ONCE. That Gen asked for additional
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:20 am
"Not doing as well anymore though" -- uhmm are you suggesting that Obabma has cut spending on your two wars? And that THAT is the reason you are not doing as well?
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:15 am
It's funny that there has been massive spending to increase the size of our govt over the past 9 months with the notable exception of the 15% cut in the Dept of Defense's budget. Hmm, strange we still are in 2 wars right? Not doing as well any more though
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:08 am
Shame. Your economy could use a good world war right aboot now. *snickers*
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:06 am
Hell yeah, Amn!
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 4:53 am
The first Nuclear bomb was only tested on the 16th of July in 1945... but yeah it is a buzzkill for world wars
Derek - October 12, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfectly true, but just keeping people comfortable would account for it too.


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UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
So, 5L to the poster. And 0L to the humans who want to turn anything glowing into a bomb.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Originally Albert Einstein wanted nuclear energy to power world using little energy cost. World leaders decided to do something different with it. After he saw how others used and abused his findings, he regretted ever discovering it.
CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 12:20 pm
If the French safely do 60+% of their power using nuclear power, surely we can in the US. Especially if liquid thorium reactor dev gets more backing. Such reactors can be made to self-regulate, slowing reaction as they get h**ter.
pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L. coal power is much worse for the environment, nuclear is cleaner and more effiecient
Cloudchaser - November 3, 2010, 10:12 am
5L. I love what this says about people who protest nuclear power but ignore the environmental problems that other methods of power generation cause

DISTRACTION - If we really wanted to slow down Iran's nuclear scientists, we'd introduce them to Angry Birds.

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Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:55 am
I like the concept.

POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus

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NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima

NUKES - Because sometimes bullets just aren't enough.

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maverick1 - January 13, 2011, 1:14 am
Nukes: Because nothing says f*** YOU! like a mushroom cloud.
aesop's folly - December 24, 2009, 10:16 am
ahh, the good ol H10 bomb
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:49 am
They, who have been lost in the many wars of motifake. That of the tunnels. That of the politifake. And those who are continually fed to the five lions, in order to keep them happy.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO! Indeed!
MrRandom - December 24, 2009, 1:46 am
Many people are buried there.
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 1:37 am
LOL! It's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden...
phydeaux - December 24, 2009, 1:32 am
Well, I'm somewhat stoked that my first submission got accepted...and bummed that it got 1L. Ah fate, cruel mis*****...

NOT REALLY - but it was a nice thought

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:48 am
somehow the sign should have been in Fine print XD , but THATs just me =]


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:11 pm
That motifake just put a 5mile on my face.



THE AIRFORCE - Guarding nuclear launch codes

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Staff Sergeant - February 7, 2009, 5:29 am
and we are constantly out of regs with our facial hair...you are obviously sharp as a bowling ball
airman - September 12, 2008, 7:25 am
because we take nuke codes on civilian aircraft? ur a smart one....


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NUKES - watch out korea americas gonna get you

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maoworks2 - March 31, 2013, 11:42 am
It's Going To Happen That's it !.

NUKES - When you just dont care anymore.

DUKE NUKEM - Men want to be him Women want to be with him

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:35 pm
Hey: he's way better than Lil' Chuckie (Norris for u unintelligent morons)
weber - June 10, 2009, 12:30 pm
Duke Nukem: Everyone knows he's a g**

NM -

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HELLO? YOU THERE? - "AHH WHAT THE F..." Call Dropped.

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maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:32 am
Bravo !

NUKES - Not as scary as clowns.

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THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ATOMIC BOMB... - They actually contain midgets that divide by zero.......

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Bort - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
You're going to make someone blow a flux capacitor trying to figure your comment out. ;-)
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:51 am
Good one, but this is an H-Bomb.

HOPE - There's none left.

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Khatmonsuk - March 25, 2009, 7:09 am
Thanks...for what?
Bob Chin - March 20, 2009, 9:09 am
Thank you

Rerun - the one and only -

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Greeny - September 8, 2013, 9:16 am
rerun - September 8, 2013, 8:52 am

Taking a bow.

PROJECT PLUTO - Damn America, you scary!

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:47 pm

that was 50 years ago. imagine what they're hiding from us now.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:28 am
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:28 am
Hey! Plot's a planet! ...well, it was anyway

waking-up -

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Cannabal - May 9, 2013, 6:41 pm
Yeah, gotta lay off that spicy food.

THE JAPANESE - They can't believe they didn't think of this sooner

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THE END - At times, we wonder how and when it might all end, But few will imagine the end is right out their window.

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Moar - April 29, 2009, 3:45 pm
Ph**oshop, Adobe
Hvy - September 7, 2008, 10:21 am
Al Asad Iraq


War Games -