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 | DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | MR. WTFO BANNED - |
 | YO OBAMA - I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT MARTIN LUTHER KING JR WAS THE GREATEST NOBEL PRIZE WINNER OF ALL TIME |
 | CAP AND TAX - NO! Don't do it! Don't do it! |
 | KIDS - Say the darndest things |
 | PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN! |
 | THIS ISN'T - The change you were looking for... I'll take what I want, while you go about your business... Move along... |
 | OBAMA - |
 | WHAT ARE THE ODDS? - A black woman in America that is descendant from slaves? Extraordinary! Tomorrow's bomb: Some Hispanic people have parentage that illegally entered the US! More News later as it develops! |
 | NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others |
 | THE OBAMAS - Even More Fucked Up Than The Simpsons |
 | REGRETS - -- "That's the last time I go out for drinks with your husband." -- "Welcome to my world." |
 | PLANNING - |
 | GOVERNMENT MOTORS - The new 2010 Socialist-5000. Comes in Pelosi Lime, Reid Pink, or Commie Red. |
 | RACE CARD II - Yeah, it's gettin' old . . . like Jimmy Carter. |
 | DO THEY HAVE - the Mamma Mia soundtrack? |
 | BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all! |
 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | PRESIDENT - |
 | OBAMA = CHANGE - How's That Workin' For Ya, Dems? |
 | NEW INTERROGATION METHODS - On the bright side, the Al Qaeda training manual doesn't have instructions on how to resist these methods. |
 | POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought just last November for $700 Million. |
 | ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nationTAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational Rating: 3.39/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | COOKIE MONSTER - Even on Sesame Street they know bullshit when they see it. |
 | OBAMA - Former karate kid |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY THROWDOWN - It's a classic battle between naive idealism and blind hope and years of govt service and national security experience. My money is on the old guy. |
 | POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up. |
 | MISLEAD ABOUT TORTURE - When you are so well-practiced in speaking lies and B.S., it can be nearly impossible to recognize the truth when you hear it.TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi Rating: 3.34/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | ANTI-WAR LIBERALS - Enough said |
 | OBAMA FACTS - |
 | THE GLARE - |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract." |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION - Mr. President, it's time for an intervention. We'll start slow...it'll be okay. Now, just say one sentence without reading it. |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | LOOKING OVER THE SHOULDER - |
 | PREZ POKER 2 - |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | PREZ POKER - |
 | PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. |
 | LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother! |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | RACE CARD - Wow!! His bonus air miles must be off the chart! |
 | LESBIAN PRIDE - |
 | GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat Rating: 3.27/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | KLINGON MIND MELD - |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother. |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GREATEST JOKE EVER! - |
 | IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | OCTOBAMA - Too much to handle...one of them gonna die! |
 | IF YOU WANT TO LIVE - |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | FACTS - The kryptonite of the Democrats. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | EVOLUTION - Ladies and Gentlemen, the missing links! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY - See how simple the ObamaCare will be? It'll be cost effective too. It won't delay your care or get between you and your doctor. Trust us, we never lie. |
 | HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!! |
 | MADAM PRESIDENT - Get back at everyone who bashed you and win it all in 2012. YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!! |
 | MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD - |
 | BLOW JOBS - Bill was right, it's good to be the President |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley) |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | PASS THROUGH TAX PLAN - He doesn't want us to know that businesses pass taxes to employees & customers CEOs will fire employees and raise prices on everyone Way to look out for Main Street, dummy! |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - How the hell am I supposed to know what to do about Iran and North Korea? I'm just a community organizer for Christ's sake! |
 | GENUFLECTION - |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | DEJA VU - |
 | PRO CHOICE LIBERALS - They're for abortion because they don't want any competition while they whine, cry and pitch fits. |
 | NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy. |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough. |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | TROOP SUPPORT - A liberal Congress will always fail the military |
 | TELEPROMPTER - Because remembering lies gets confusing |
 | HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition. |
 | POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.TAGS: politics obama president democrats wiretapping funny true Rating: 3.16/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?" |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | CHANGE! - Yep, socialism is definitely a "change". |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest. |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Just like we told England in 1773, it's time to tell Washington D.C. that we've had enough! |
 | OBAMA'S NOT THE ONLY ONE - WITH A STIMULUS PACKAGE |
 | THESAURUS PART 2 - Excuse me, Mr. Ron. You forgot a key definition in yours. |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | MONARCHY - Send strings and tags from tea bags to the White House. Tell King Obama that we didn't accept this from King George III and we won't accept it from him. |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | OBAMA - Give it a couple years and you'll see. |
 | ANTI-WAR LIBERALS - The more you keep your head buried in the sand, the longer you leave your ass exposed to attack. |
 | FAIR AND BALANCED - You won't find that on the networks, All Barack Cheerleading, No Barack Contradictions, and Continuous Barack Support. |
 | ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions |
 | GEORGE W. BUSH - |
 | OBAMA'S VETTING PROCESS - Geithner, Daschle, Freeman, Panetta, Richardson, Atkinson, Tierney, Garvey, Nazareth, over a dozen lobbyists, and the list keeps growing. |
 | BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can |
 | WAHTS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SIMBA AND OBAMA? - ones an african lion and ones a lyin african |
 | HYPOCRITES - Pointing the finger at the President so nobody notices how bad they are screwing up the country |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | VOTER FRAUD - $800K from your campaign fund so ACORN can stuff the ballot boxes for you, Senator. That's not the kind of "change" this country needs. |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | SOCIALIZED DENTISTRY - Yeah, this doesn't work either. |
 | SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history. |
 | "IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia? |
 | COMRADE OBAMA - |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |