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JUSTICE -




HALLOWEEN -




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -




YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!




PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?




REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.




YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?"




PARANOIA -




DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this!




BOOTY - As Popeye would have said, "Well blow me down!"




MEMORIES -




VISITATION RIGHTS -




HAPPINESS -




MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...




TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does.




SOMETIMES I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT - and think 'just where did I go wrong? Then the voices come and say 'This is going to take more than one night'


TAGS: october voices
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by gil



THIS IS TURBO - When she takes off, she always lays down rubber.




ENVY - Who knew the "Little Green Monster" of jealousy was this hot?




THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork




GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.




MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?




KITTEN KOMBAT -




GOOD OL' SCHOOL DAYS - When it was just the girls doing the baiting... Not your state penitentiary.




IGNORANCE - Sometimes the answer is right in front of you. Yet you still can't find what your wife was looking for.




AAARRRRRRF! - I left ye a present on the poopdeck Cap'n!




DING DONG -




AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles




RECRUITING - After two Shuttle failures, NASA has to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts to give the space program a boost!




JUMP THE SHARK - I don't think you've quite grasped the concept...




LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.




NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy.




PLAYBOY -




HEY - I don't think her boobies are real... I mean, who wears their boobs on the outside of their clothes?




INSPIRATION -




THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Are awkwardly high pitched and condescendingly sarcastic. They give great makeup tips though...




THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS -




IGNORANCE -




THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.




JEALOUS? - You're darned tootin' I am!




WEINER DYSFUNCTION - For erections lasting more than 4 hours please contact your Veterinarian!




RESTLESS LEGS SYNDROME -




STEREOTYPE BUSTING - Apparently cats have a thing for balls too.




LOLCATDUDE - Some things just never change.




NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~




CHILDHOOD DREAMS -




CANNED GROOVY - Ingredients: Psychedelic Mushrooms, marijuana, acoustic guitars, tie-die apparel and non bathing nudists. May contain traces of conformity




HAPPINESS - Is being reincarnated as a pigeon near where your boss works




HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!




DEEP THROAT - Sure, it looks inviting, but it's a SHARK, okay? I'm just soooooo conflicted!




POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.




FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!




LOL CATS -




JEALOUSY -




OCTOBER 30, 2009 - The night Christmas came early on MotiFake. Along with every guy watching the comments section.




LOSERS - Not a real weiner in the whole bunch... that bitch in the painting is nice though!




BONG APPRECIATION - Hippies and stoners aren't the only ones who like BONGS




OCTOBER 23, - 4004 - They didn't say what time


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Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Airman



HALLOWEEN -




THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - Yo no hablo Inglés




WII RESORT - because you're too poor to afford a real vacation




YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."




SPIDERMAN - better make room for Colbert




JEALOUSY - Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. ~Mark Twain Brraaiinnss!! ~a zombie




CONFLICT -




CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 57 -




FACING THE FACTS - When will you finally realize that none of the pretty girls are looking at you?




ATHEISM - Atheism tends towards skepticism regarding supernatural claims citing a lack of empirical evidence. Just as the world was considered flat. Not seeing YET isn't reason for disbelief.




SMOKIE VS MISS GINGER - There's a thin line between love and hate, which is why this will end the same way all good catfights should: with hot pussy-on-pussy action!




JEALOUSY - For when there is something you want more that the other person has.




INVENTION PIRACY - Elder God Douchebag is extremely paranoid about it. And you would be too, if all your tchnological breakthroughs were easily assembled using Duplo blocks and Fisher-Price toys.




DREAMS... - ...of the possibly disturbed




ATHEISM - Belief takes effort, evidence and trust. Denial takes nothing.




INSPIRATION - is one thing... having the tools or platform to start your dream from is another.




SAMURAI - The not so silent cousin to a pirates worst nightmare.




PACHINKO - For when you can't get over the feeling you have to play with tiny balls.