Olde Demotivational Poster
IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.
A SERIOUS SCAM -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...
THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart
GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?
THERE WAS A TIME -
HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban
The Olden Days -
BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -
SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".
CHRISTIANITY - Just because your book sold more copies, dosen't mean you have a better villan.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich
HOLDEN COMMODORE - Spankin' the Falcon since October 1978
LS1 - MAKING OTHERS CLAIM THEY MISSED A GEAR SINCE 98'
GOOMBA PIGEONS -
AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!
THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.
VOLDEMORT - And you think he was a fantasy
IT'S TIME - No one wants to see the day, but we all know it when it comes
ONE TRICK PONY - But HE thinks it's the GREATEST TRICK EVER!
FRANKSTON - The picture says it all
MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.
COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.
CAUTION - Hot beverages are very hot and may contain small dogs.
GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.
FOOLS FOOL THEMSELVES -
DID YOU KNOW - Okinawa Island is also where approximately 450 young men live in fear for their lives everyday.
CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -
THE END -
GOLDEN YEARS -
BIFROST BRIDGE -
IT'S A LAZY WORLD -
GOLDEN SHOWERS -
THE AUSSIE V8 - Fryin' tyres since 1969
SILLENCE IS GOLDEN -
SELF CONSCIOUSNESS -
An only son, a folded flag -
Better Silent & Thought a Fool -
ingenious innovations -
He said, she said! -
The Name Of The Game -
RULE IS GOLD. -
GOLDEN YEARS - For David Bowie It's not just a song title It's his very definition
THEM GOOD OLD DAYS - They'll never come again
AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.
THANKS DAD - For not deleting your history folder.
THE START OF IT ALL -
BEAUTY - Its in the eye of the beholder
WHY DO I POST PICTURES OF WOMEN... - 20 years younger than me??? well here's 20 years older...how do ya like me now!
SMOKING - to avoid death, don't smoke the whole thing
YE OLDE PHOTOSHOPPE - Wanna fill an empty street with a million cars? Use photoshop!
ATHEISM A DIVINE CREATION REQUIRES A DIVINE CREATOR -
JOB INTERVIEWS -
tick tick tick tick BOOM -
Accurate Prediction -