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 | YAWN OF DOOM - |
 | PULLING OUT - |
 | BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do |
 | ALL ROADS INTO AND OUT OF RENO - are moving very slowly |
 | OH, WOW! - The fabric on your blouse is phenomenal! Is that satin? (whispers) No but seriously, though. I don't know about them, but fuck it... I'll try peanut butter. |
 | MONTREAL TWO STEP - |
 | PERSUATION - |
 | MAKING OUT, JUST TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT DENT TO YOUR WIFE/PARENTS THE NEXT MORNING - |
 | THE FULL BRAZILIAN - |
 | ROMANTIC OUTLOOK - |
 | MOTIFAKE.COM - everyone is welcome |
 | SUICIDE - |
 | SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem |
 | WHATUTALKIN'ABOUT? - Life sucks when you stopped being CUTE |
 | TOO LATE NOW - You can't take something off the Internet - It's like taking pee out of a pool. |
 | NEW MODS TRYOUTS - NO NO NO....the blood needs to flow...not splatter! THATONECHICK will demonstrate one more time... |
 | 33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES - |
 | RON NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT - an equipment upgrade this year The MAC 'Jules Verne' Edition may have trouble with the new OS |
 | FORGET LENO - |
 | PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids. |
 | HOME SECURITY SOUTHERN STYLE - |
 | YOUR LAST COMMENT - |
 | IRONY - |
 | IT'S OVER - |
 | JUST LIKE A DROID -TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers Rating: 4.15/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | ABILITY - |
 | WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH - |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | STANDING OUT IN THE CROWD - It's all good...until the dinner bell rings |
 | GIRLS NIGHT OUT - The girls that you ignored when you FIRST walked in...are looking pretty HAWT right now...I guarantee you'll get lucky |
 | PRODUCT LOYALTY - |
 | CHINESE NEW YEAR - |
 | IN LIFE - |
 | THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE - Welcomes reunions with its past members. For those who still do not believe, just remember being a member can get you a million dollar contract with MTV |
 | CORRUPTING YOUTH - Otherwise, how will your special brand of insanity reach future generations? Think on that...while I organize the puppet show. |
 | DO YOU VOTE DOWN POSTERS WITHOUT LEAVING A COMMENT? - This also applies to.... Critiquing posters without creating them and re-submitting rejected posters! |
 | CONJOINED TWINS - |
 | IT'S GOOD TO BE KING - |
 | BRING OUT THE MARSHMALLOWS - RERUN AT LAKE POWELL - |
 | HUMOR - |
 | RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating. |
 | TEBOW - |
 | THE POPE CARD - |
 | IN A RECENT SURVEY CARRIED OUT - people proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower! 86% of the residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower 14%said they hadn't been to prison yet |
 | ANYBODY - |
 | MWLF - |
 | SUNDAY - Us. You. What's up? |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - 2 out of 3 ain't bad ?? |
 | LD, WATCH YOUR BACK! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS OUT TO GET YA.... - |
 | NOW ABOUT THAT A.... - What's wrong with supporting EDUCATION? On the evening NEWS women teachers do it all the time! |
 | LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - |
 | OH MY GOD - |
 | AGDANIELE - |
 | SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!" |
 | FUCK IT - I'M OUTTA HERE! - |
 | STANDING OUT. - It promotes a personality. It also makes you look like a douche bag of epic proportions. |
 | ADULT TIME OUT - It's.....Terrifying! |
 | THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE, NO MATTER HOW AMSOME YOU THINK YOU ARE, SOME DAY OR ANOTHER YOU WILL BE SHAT UPON! - |
 | FUCK IT, I'M OUTTA HERE AS FAST AS I CAN - |
 | BUTTERFLIES - They're fucking metal |
 | IDEALISM - |
 | BUSTING OUT - |
 | EVERY NIGHT ABOUT 10 PM - the ritual begins at our house |
 | SOMETHING BETTER THAN SEX? UMMM... - YOU ARE! That's right Motifaker! YOU! Least that's how it seems. I'm always fucking off instead of .... |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | GREYBEARDS SECRET HIDEOUT - |
 | GIRLFRIENDS - |
 | IDEAS - |
 | BUGGING OUT - |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!" |
 | NORTH VS SOUTH - |
 | ADULT KENNY - He dabbled in porn at first, but his co-stars always complained about the necrophilia. |
 | BAD NEWS: SANTA HAS OUT-SOURCED CHRISTMAS DELIVERY - Good News: Computer navigational error has sent all the presents to your house. |
 | MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father! |
 | I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS... - Where the hell is DATELINE? |
 | BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell |
 | YOUTH - Without sports or thoughts of Mother-in-laws to distract them, 2 out of every 10 fish suffer from Premature Spawning |
 | JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU'RE OKAY - An unidentied Male body was found today. He was described as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and small dick. |
 | FRENCH CANADIANS - |
 | JEB!!! PULL OVER!!! - |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | GOING OUT TONIGHT? - |
 | GENETICALLY MODIFIED - |
 | GUYS NIGHT OUT - Save the date guys! And be sure to bring small bills... |
 | THE CENSUS IS HERE - |
 | SOUTHPARK CONSPIRACY THEORY - |
 | LOOK OUT! - It's paperzilla! |
 | BEHOLD - |
 | ZORDON -TAGS: because produceman117 has me thinkin about power rangers dammit Rating: 3.73/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | THE SWEET SCIENCE - |
 | HOW ABOUT - you and me jumping in my '86 Escort and hitting McDonalds for dinner? Guess not huh? |
 | PRIVATE INFERNO - |
 | MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say |
 | THE PURPLE DRAGON - |
 | HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF - S.T.F.U. |
 | EXTORTION - |
 | RATTLESNAKE JAKE - |
 | I'M OUT - Because i drank the kool-aid |
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - Then Mountain-biking in the Grande Canyon probably isn't for you |
 | YOU CAN GO OUT WITH THE GUYS - After you change the light bulb in the hall Fine! |
 | ACME - |
 | JUST ABOUT THERE - |
 | THE MOUTH - Of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer |
 | THE SNUGGIE - FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT CAN'T FIGURE OUT BLANKETS - |
 | WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay? |
 | I'VE GOT A FEELING - That Something Fun Is About To Happen |
 | TRUTH ABOUT CATS - |
 | LOOK OUT!!! - He's behind you! Cubby hasn't had his coffee yet! |
 | EIGHTEEN AND LEGAL - |
 | LINGUISTIC EXPERTS -TAGS: linguistic experts bj mouth god bless them motivational ronsart Rating: 3.64/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | DISNEYSITTER - |
 | BONE - you said it was just a nervous tic |
 | TROLLS - |
 | REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on! |
 | A GOD SEND - |
 | COME OUTSIDE HONEY! - I just increased our already substantial debt By another $60,000! MERRY CHRISTMAS |
 | ECHOLOCATION - |
 | LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN - Kick the first ass! |
 | YOUTH IN ASIA - I don't get what everyone's so up in arms about They don't take up much room... |
 | MOVIN' OUT - |
 | THEY'RE ON TO YA - RUN!! |
 | WHITEOUTS - |
 | WITHOUT WARNING - A half of the population of the midwest disappeared overnight. |
 | TALK ABOUT MAN HANDS - I Wonder What Else She Can Grip Like That |
 | CSI: MIAMI - |
 | MYSTERIES - |
 | OCEAN CROSSING - |
 | YEP. THAT'S ME. "VEGGIE." - I was trying to show you my new adorable baby poultry-shaped fridge magnet on my dry erase board, but I accidentally sat in front of it, so um... ...anyway, Happy Hanukkah. |
 | LIFE - |
 | HYPOCHONDRIA - |
 | BOREDOM - It can lead to this. |
 | BIFROST BRIDGE - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem |
 | SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl! |
 | TIMING - |
 | THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE CONGREGATION - ABOUT TO RECEIVE HIS BLESSING - |
 | UNDERSTANDING - |
 | THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin. |
 | BEER HOLDER - |
 | DRUG DOGS - They Can Sniff Out Crack |
 | MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE INTERNET - |
 | CONGRATS! - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | DISAPPOINTMENT - What a waste of gas. |
 | MISSED OPPORTUNITY - |
 | SWEAT - |
 | TUTELAGE - |
 | GOLF PORN -TAGS: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh and take two mulligans outta petty cash Rating: 3.5/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA (EST. FEB 8, 1910) - Thank you for 100 years of service. |
 | THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it. |
 | THE INTERVIEW IS OVER - You're Hired Can You Start Immediately? |
 | NO MAKING POINT ABOUT THE WAY WE DO THINGS - -The Government |
 | IMPRESSIONABLE YOUTH - |
 | SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~ |
 | WOMEN FAIL - Time Management |
 | TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat? |
 | MILK - |