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Query tags with term: owned


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.




THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.




KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.




PLASTIC SURGEONS - The Emperor should have got one that had a diploma from somewhere other than a trade school in Memphis.




PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."




YEAH... - You wish, buddy.




J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.




AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.




WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly.




MISS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAGEANT - Someone forgot to tell the owners that fat and beautiful are mutually exclusive.




TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?




ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.




FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful.




RUBBING IT IN - It's never a good idea, even when you are the PO-PO.




HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu.....




FALSE ADVERTISING - A sticker will never be more effective than waving a Glock.




WHAT MORE - can you say? Everything is owned when religion gets slapped in the face.




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