Query tags with term: owned
BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.
SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.
FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...
TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...
OWNED - Check and Mate
OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...
SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...
HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.
BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.
UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.
GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
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