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Query tags with term: owned


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...




BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




CANCER - Shmancer...




FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...




CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."




OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




OWNED - Check and Mate




BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.




ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.




BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.




HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.




FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.




OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




FAIL!!!!!! -




KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.




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