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EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!




BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...




FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...




OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




OWNED - Check and Mate




SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...




BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.




BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.




KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.




GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...




DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."




FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.




FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.




BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.




RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.




AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...




CANCER - Shmancer...




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