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Query tags with term: owned


BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...




FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...




OWNED - Check and Mate




SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...




BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.




BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.




FAIL!!!!!! -




THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.




GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...




FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.




OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.24/5

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THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!




FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.




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