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Query tags with term: owned

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.

CANCER - Shmancer...

FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.

THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."

OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...

OWNED - Check and Mate

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.

BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.

FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.

OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.

TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

FAIL!!!!!! -

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.