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Query tags with term: owned


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...




BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...




OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...




OWNED - Check and Mate




CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.




HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.




BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...




KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.




MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.




THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!




OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.


TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.




GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.




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