Query tags with term: owned
EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!
BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.
OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.
HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.
THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!
UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.
THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.
GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.
DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.
SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.
BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.
KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.
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