Query tags with term: owned
BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.
OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...
TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...
FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...
OWNED - Check and Mate
SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.
UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.
CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.
SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.
GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.
THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."
COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?
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