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 | YOUR CONSTANT COMPLAINING - This kid doesn't hear it (or understand it). |
 | THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry! |
 | SCORE! - Look what I found! Somebody threw out a perfectly good white girl! |
 | SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you. |
 | CONSTIPATION - Taking ONE picture while suffering from it is bad enough, but four? |
 | FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find... |
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 | OWNED - To be continued... |
 | MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines Rating: 3.49/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?" |
 | LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster. |
 | DO THEY HAVE - the Mamma Mia soundtrack? |
 | BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie. |
 | EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK! |
 | DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours. |
 | SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end. |
 | THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it." |
 | INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world. |
 | NEWSPAPERS - There's a reason they are all going out of business. |
 | LASER HAIR REMOVAL - Will NOT make your body look like this, unless it already looks like this with some hair. |
 | SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies... |
 | UNWRITTEN RULES - Sometimes, they need to be written down. |
 | YUGI-OWNED - Opponent's 'Fist' attacks your 'Face'. No, you cannot activate a trap card. |
 | SUPERFLUOUS - Ladies... unfortunately, most of you are in no danger of being kissed by anyone, anyway. |
 | AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse... |
 | MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Where's my credit card?! |
 | FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone. |
 | CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there. |
 | AWESOME, HUH?! - Wanna see me eat it? |
 | Pwned - |
 | UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling. |
 | AND IF THEY DROWNED JESUS? - Then Christians would pray to this. |
 | WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do. |
 | HONEY, RUB MY FEET! - A command the one on the far right can never give. |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | OWNED - .... there are many ways to be it |
 | HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this. |
 | OWNED - There's no better way to describe it. |
 | HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws." |
 | MERCY - Because of your thoughtfulness, instead of shooting you dead, she'll just knee you in the marbles. Well played. |
 | AIRMAN - Disagrees with your comment... |
 | FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful. |
 | DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle." |
 | ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home. |
 | ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives Rating: 2.92/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither. |
 | EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. |
 | CANCER - Shmancer... |
 | TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute... |
 | BLOWN-GLASS ART - Beautiful! Stunning! Susceptible to BBs and eight-year-olds! |
 | DREAMS - When you realize can't reach or achieve your own, ruin someone else's. |
 | EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers. |
 | OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS - |
 | OWNED - Damn you, Superman! Damn you!!! |
 | CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat. |
 | FALSE ADVERTISING - A sticker will never be more effective than waving a Glock. |
 | C.H.P. - Can't Handle PoliceworkTAGS: california highway patrol fail owned crash police cops Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | GOVERMENT OWNED - Obama Motors is now open! |
 | WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly. |
 | RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company. |
 | RETARDS - They're EverywhereTAGS: reatrd they are everywhere lol owned infinity pwned noobs Rating: 2.75/5 More motifakes by 1337boon |
 | HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu..... |
 | IRELAND - There are things that make up for the lousy weather (outside of the Guinness). |
 | FIGHTER WAREHOUSE - Do you think they carry replacement legs there? |
 | SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal. |
 | ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff. |
 | MAKE-UP - Necessity is the mother of invention. |
 | SIBLING RIVALRY - Keep trying fatty... You'll never be as hot as your sister. Or your mom |
 | RUGS - Some couldn't be more obvious if Aladdin was flying around on it. |
 | POLICE PURSUITS - This is how they ought to be handled. |
 | RONNIN OWNED - Never ask from 1a2a3a to translate your anti-QQ slogans for you |
 | BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles. |
 | INSANITY - |
 | SENIOR PICTURES - It was bad enough to take them. How did you not burn them... all. |
 | STEROIDS - |
 | KTFO - ...and now, your moment of Zen |
 | AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT - Helping people like Eileen here get work since 1990. |
 | 'CAUSE... - I got some more motifakers to creep out. |
 | OH MY WORD! - That Cheerleader's skirt keeps blowing up... Don't look... Don't LOOK... DON'T LOOK... Wowwie Wow wow WOW! |
 | ENABLERS - Not only did the schmoe in the pic think his pose looked so hard it demanded preservation for posterity, but someone else agreed enough to take the pic. They need to be held accountable, too. |
 | ....OWNED.... - noone will ever help you |
 | FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you. |
 | TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan... |
 | FAT "GANGSTAS" - Don't usually make past their first drive-by. |
 | EBAY - Just like con-men, punishing the stupid. |
 | AFGHANI MOTOR CORP. - New models now available with convertible tops.TAGS: fail owned car bombed convertible iraq afghanistan war Rating: 2.54/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
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 | YEAH... - You wish, buddy. |
 | J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity! |
 | OWNED - and theres not a damn thing you can do about it |
 | JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit. |
 | TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?TAGS: politics republicans democrats europe europeans fail owned pwned liberals conservatives Rating: 2.44/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | FAKING ALIEN PHOTOS - Because faking UFO photos is for the nerds. |
 | WHAT MORE - can you say? Everything is owned when religion gets slapped in the face. |
 | COMMITMENT - |
 | MORONIC - Trading a sinking ship for one that has already sunk. |
 | QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count... |
 | TOE NOSE - Only slightly more attractive than his brother, Dick. |
 | CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley. |
 | Irony - |
 | LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional. |
 | RECESSION - "MADE IN THE USA" |
 | HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better. |
 | BOOBOWNED - Hell yes! Boobs for Obama! |
 | SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks. |
 | TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played... |
 | OWNED - is what you just got |
 | FLEE, TIBET! - Run, squishy, run! |
 | JESUS OWNED - The Best kind of Ownage There is |
 | KILL YOURSELVES. - You two should do it. |
 | OWNED!! - No matter where you're from, fatties and pain will always be in the same place |
 | COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it? |
 | OWNED - What you say about my Corolla, Civic Boi? |
 | OWNED? - Yes I believe so |
 | BAGGED AND DROWNED - He dreams of that fate. |
 | TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?TAGS: halo 3 halo halo 2 screenshot pwnage owned pwn ownage humiliation Rating: 2.08/5 More motifakes by Rocker4JC |
 | COSPLAY - There should be a weight limit. |
 | CHRISTIANS - Get all pissy when you insult their precious bible. Yay road to hell! |
 | EPIC FAIL - |
 | BATOWNED - Bet he didn't see that one coming! |
 | AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter. |
 | OWNED - Nothing sucks more than being submitted by a girl in a jiu jitsu match |
 | ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for. |
 | ESCAPE ROUTES - Most effective when they get you out of trouble, not into a trash can. |
 | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... - The answer is YES. He SHOULD be wearing a bra. |
 | JESUS' BIRTH - That's how old this joke is |
 | KITTY? - Everytime you masterbate Msster Chief kills a kitten |
 | OWNED - and there's nothing you can bout it bitch |
 | OWNED - Grammer Cat received what he deserves |
 | YES! - You are on Google Maps |
 | OWNED - Because even birds hate arabs |
 | FUNNY THAT - Considering that +50% of "American" companies are actually owned by Germans |
 | OWNED - Vanner got it...oh did he get it |
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 | YOU, SIR - Are an abosolute fucking retard. British brought English to America. Why d'you think its called English... |
 | SEX - More important than god and prostitutes |
 | RED TEAM - YOU SUCK |
 | FAIL!!!!!! - |
 | ONLINE SWINDLERS - Tricking dopes and rubes to send them ten dollars a piece... or they are legit and in porn. |
 | YOU GOT OWNED - Completely fucking owned |
 | OWNED - Life sucks and then you die. |
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 | NUN'S WITH NUN-CHUCKS - Still get there ass kicked by ninja's |
 | TITANIC - I don't care if it is the highest grossing movie, it was just made so Di Caprio gets his shirt off |
 | REVENGE - Someone has said something you find objectionable. They are smarter than you, and they have a few highly rated posters. But you win... You give their posters one lion! Sucker! |
 | SCOTLAND - It gave the world Sean Connery Your move America |
 | THE OBVIOUS - thank you for stating it (the shadow is better) |
 | THINK - think about what you write or you will get owned |
 | GAY TEST - I failed: "There are* big tits at the end of this tunnel." |