Query tags with term: owned
EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!
TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...
BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.
SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.
FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...
OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...
OWNED - Check and Mate
SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.
HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.
KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.
THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!
GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."
FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.
SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.
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