Query tags with term: owned
 | BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally. |
 | SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end. |
 | FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find... |
 | TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute... |
 | OWNED - Check and Mate |
 | OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST... |
 | SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies... |
 | HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this. |
 | CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley. |
 | BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles. |
 | MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are. |
 | BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie. |
 | UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling. |
 | FAIL!!!!!! - |
 | CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat. |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady. |
 | HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail Rating: 3.18/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you. |
 | OWNED - Life sucks and then you die. |
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