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Query tags with term: owned

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.

TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...

FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...

OWNED - Check and Mate

SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.

MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.

UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.

FAIL!!!!!! -

THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.

GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...