Tagged with: politic
 | POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - It killed Christmas |
 | POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot ActTAGS: feminism political correctness new world order Rating: 3.94/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conferenceTAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes Rating: 3.67/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. |
 | TECHNOLOGICAL DEPENDENCE - |
 | THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls |
 | CORPORATE - |
 | POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot ActTAGS: political correctness executive power patriot children Rating: 3.55/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | POLITICAL ASYLUM - |
 | GREEN TECHNOLOGY - |
 | ILLINOIS POLITICIANS - |
 | MARIO VS. LUIGI - The Next Generation |
 | IT'S ALL GEORGE W. BUSH'S FAULT? - |
 | POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought just last November for $700 Million. |
 | MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"? |
 | OPRAH FOR U.S. SENATOR? - |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | COOKIE MONSTER - Even on Sesame Street they know bullshit when they see it. |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY THROWDOWN - It's a classic battle between naive idealism and blind hope and years of govt service and national security experience. My money is on the old guy. |
 | IT'S ALL GEORGE W. BUSH'S FAULT? - |
 | $42,000,000,000.00 SHORTFALL - |
 | POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up. |
 | MISLEAD ABOUT TORTURE - When you are so well-practiced in speaking lies and B.S., it can be nearly impossible to recognize the truth when you hear it.TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi Rating: 3.34/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | ABYDOCOMIST - -A liar who boasts of his falsehood- Story time is over, sir. Stop telling people that you told off President Bush. |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | SARAH PALIN'S KID - FUCK YOU! |
 | CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN - REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH - |
 | THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract." |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic. |
 | MY POLITICAL SOAP BOX - Freedom of Speech is the law of the land Self-appointed "funny" police can go back to the mall. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION - Mr. President, it's time for an intervention. We'll start slow...it'll be okay. Now, just say one sentence without reading it. |
 | OH BROTHER! - |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. |
 | LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother! |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | SELECTIVE MEMORY - |
 | DEMOCRACY - |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother. |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | BARATHRUM - -An insatiable glutton- Politicians' appetite for our tax dollars $3.55T budget, $787B "stimulus", $410B Omnibus, & so on |
 | IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | EVOLUTION - Ladies and Gentlemen, the missing links! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY - See how simple the ObamaCare will be? It'll be cost effective too. It won't delay your care or get between you and your doctor. Trust us, we never lie. |
 | HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!! |
 | VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | POLITICS - Whatever they tell you... It's always the opposite |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | WHO BESIDES ME -TAGS: star trek politics republicans liberals with balls lol Rating: 3.19/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - How the hell am I supposed to know what to do about Iran and North Korea? I'm just a community organizer for Christ's sake! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy. |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | HOW ABOUT A BIG PORK SANDWICH? - |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | TOTUS - -Teleprompter Of The United States- |
 | CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE BANKING COMMITTEE - |
 | CENSORS - |
 | POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.TAGS: politics obama president democrats wiretapping funny true Rating: 3.16/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?" |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | POLITICALLY CORRECT - |
 | HANG HANOI JANE FONDA - |
 | THE ROAD TO ECONOMIC RECOVERY - |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Just like we told England in 1773, it's time to tell Washington D.C. that we've had enough! |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | MONARCHY - Send strings and tags from tea bags to the White House. Tell King Obama that we didn't accept this from King George III and we won't accept it from him. |
 | SKATING ON THIN ICE - |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door. |
 | FAIR AND BALANCED - You won't find that on the networks, All Barack Cheerleading, No Barack Contradictions, and Continuous Barack Support. |
 | SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Italy is in good hands |
 | DISSENT - I must respectfully voice my disagreement. Asswipe. |
 | GEORGE W. BUSH - |
 | OBAMA'S VETTING PROCESS - Geithner, Daschle, Freeman, Panetta, Richardson, Atkinson, Tierney, Garvey, Nazareth, over a dozen lobbyists, and the list keeps growing. |
 | BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can |
 | ANOTHER FOXY DEMOCRAT - |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | PRESIDENT PALIN - 2012 can't come soon enough. |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | "IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia? |
 | CHANGING OF THE GUARD - |
 | COMRADE OBAMA - |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | YOU'LL BOTH BE MISSED - THANK YOU - |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION - The official disease of the Democratic party. |
 | HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | QUID PRO QUO - ACORN commits voter fraud in no less than 14 states and gets $800K from Obama's campaign, access to a $2B fund in the "stimulus bill" and invited to help defraud the 2010 Census. |
 | IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking. |
 | TRACK RECORD - "A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance" Keep the "change" |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | HIALLARY - |
 | HOPE AND CHANGE - "Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions." -- Edward R. Morrow Oops! Too late. |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis |
 | WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? - |
 | FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In! |
 | CALL TO ACTION! - 1. Go to www.votesmart.org and find mailing addresses for your Congressmen. 2. Send them just the strings and tags of tea bags. 3. Tell them to stop wasting our tax dollars! |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | A MOTIFAKE CONSERVATIVE - Keep on barking, cause there's nothing else you can do. |
 | OBAMARX - Democracy is the road to socialism ~Karl Marx ...or in this case, Democrats are. |
 | CONGRESS - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG - |
 | SUBSERVIENT - President Obama Broke protocol by bowing to foreign royalty. Well, if you won't allow drilling for oil in the US, then you might as well kiss an oil King's butt. |
 | TEDDY - |
 | HOLLYWOOD AND POLITICS - Another Rich Clueless Hollywood Douchebag Chimes In |
 | BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!! |
 | TRANSPARENCY? - Want to know details of my health plan? Where the stimulus money goes? My ties to ACORN and extremists? My birth certificate? Here's my transparent answer. |
 | DIFFERENCE -TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | INSTRUCTIONS - |
 | POLITICS - |
 | 20% APPROVAL RATING - No one liked Bush. Stop pretending. |
 | RETARDED POLITICIANS - Making stupid statements at least since 1992 |
 | YOUR POLITICS - |