Poo Demotivational Poster
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
FRIENDS - Who needs them when you have a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool
YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...
REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.
DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.
PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool
YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...
IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"
COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.
KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.
DEADPOOL'S LOGIC - It Makes Sense... ... If You Don't Think About It... ... Or Argue It.
DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)
NATURAL SELECTION -
FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.
MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO - He's small and brown, and comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
Brain Enema -
I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.
HERE'S A SPOON - So You Can Eat My Ass
WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -
I SHALL FLING MY POO -
POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley)
CLOWNS - Apparently Deadpool is like everyone else who saw IT in 1990...
ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson
IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!
CRAPPY JOBS - AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR JOB SUCKED...
DEADPOOL - Not the most PC perso...but... BBBAAAWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Black cock....get it?
DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily
THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).
SAFETY FIRST! -
SHORYUKEN! - Better than a back-hand.
OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.
LIFE IS -
BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden
DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake
BY GOLLY -
STUPID GUYS ARE STUPID! -
POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."
MEDIUM RARE -
KILLING YOU WAS NOT ENOUGH - Now Deadpool will play games with your head.
I WISH HAVING GAS WAS MY PROBLEM. -
COOLING OFF EH -
FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.
METAL DUMP - Can cause brutal shredding of the chili ring.
THE SMALLEST THINGS -
STEALTH HOUND -
GOOD LORD -
HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive
FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.
MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This
LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.
WE ALWAYS NEED AN INTERSECTION BETWEEN POOR AND RICH PEOPLE -
IF I ONLY HAD OPPOSABLE THUMBS -
LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character
HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.
GOOD AIM -
EVER WONDER... -
the hero's journey -
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
MOMMMMMM! - Uncle Cubby's been in my toy chest again
CUBBY'S NEW BODYGUARD - Training hasn't been going all that well
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds
CARNIE BOB -
UNREALISTIC - COME ON!!! everyone knows Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc pit...
TRIUMPH - Triumph is just "TRY" with that extra "UMPH" in it... For me to poop on.
LDS BAPTISMAL BASIN - Man, them Mormons know how to have fun!
WE HAD A CLEAN POOL! - Never make deals with EVIL...
DIRTY LARRY OF ARABIA -
CHAZ BONO - FROM FAT UGLY WOMAN TO FAT UGLY MAN THAT WAS A HELL OF JOURNEY BUDDY
EH, BOO BOO? -
CALLING IN -
DEAR CONSEQUENTIALISTS - Please realize that despite the outcome, there's still a difference between pissing in the pool and pissing into the pool
DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER -
AC-130 - Far below there is a Russian going "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!"
INTERNET DATING -
THEY'RE NICE THAT WAY -
ITS SO EASY TO DO -
~DOGS~ - Remember. You were the one that thought it was adorable to let him keep licking your face.
PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!
GENE POOL - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
ANIMAL CRUELTY - comes in many forms.
WHY NOT? - You would flush a gold fish down the toilet, right?
GUINNESS - The Soup of Beers
SPAGET - He's A Grown Man
DEADPOOL: THE MOVIE - Don't f*ck this one up, Marvel!
SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.
THE HUNTER -
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...
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