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 | MR. PRESIDENT - |
 | PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conferenceTAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes Rating: 3.67/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | KANYE FOR PRESIDENT - Why don't the Americans just elect someone they already hate?.. And save the rest of us the annoying news and politifakes. |
 | ONE BADASS PRESIDENT - Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight |
 | BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all! |
 | HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU - |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | PRESIDENT - |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | CHUCKTATORSHIP - |
 | POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up. |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract." |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | PRESIDENTIAL DOWN TIME - There's Always Work To Be Done |
 | TELEPROMPTER ADDICTION - Mr. President, it's time for an intervention. We'll start slow...it'll be okay. Now, just say one sentence without reading it. |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | BARATHRUM - -An insatiable glutton- Politicians' appetite for our tax dollars $3.55T budget, $787B "stimulus", $410B Omnibus, & so on |
 | GREATEST JOKE EVER! - |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY - See how simple the ObamaCare will be? It'll be cost effective too. It won't delay your care or get between you and your doctor. Trust us, we never lie. |
 | VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. |
 | MADAM PRESIDENT - Get back at everyone who bashed you and win it all in 2012. YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!! |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | Invisible President - |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | NATIONAL SECURITY - Wait a minute...I know this one...don't tell me...got it! That was a movie starring Martin Lawrence, right? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | DEJA VU - |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | TOTUS - -Teleprompter Of The United States- |
 | HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition. |
 | POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.TAGS: politics obama president democrats wiretapping funny true Rating: 3.16/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?" |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | OBAMA'S VETTING PROCESS - Geithner, Daschle, Freeman, Panetta, Richardson, Atkinson, Tierney, Garvey, Nazareth, over a dozen lobbyists, and the list keeps growing. |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism |
 | PRESIDENT PALIN - 2012 can't come soon enough. |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption neededTAGS: bush america usa president government george bush Rating: 3.09/5 More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT - For keeping us safe for 7+yrs and for taking the fight to the bastards who planned 9-11 and those who cheered in the streets that day. |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking. |
 | OUR PRESIDENT - He Gives The Best Gifts |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | 20 JANUARY 2009 - Here comes the change! |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | HOPE AND CHANGE - "Our major obligation is not to mistake slogans for solutions." -- Edward R. Morrow Oops! Too late. |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis |
 | FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In! |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | A MOTIFAKE CONSERVATIVE - Keep on barking, cause there's nothing else you can do. |
 | IDIOT PRESIDENT - Killing America one tax at a time! |
 | TRANSPARENCY? - Want to know details of my health plan? Where the stimulus money goes? My ties to ACORN and extremists? My birth certificate? Here's my transparent answer. |
 | SILVER LINING - I just found mine! |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA??? - Might as well "Change" the country's name to USSA (United Socialist States of America) |
 | HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News |
 | THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?" |
 | PRESIDENT REAGAN - Even North Korea didn't fuck with him |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | REAL PRESIDENTS - We Don't Have One Of Those We Used To But Not Any More |
 | GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - |
 | ALMOST OUR NEW PRESIDENT - Tell me there is no resemblance, and you'd be lying. |
 | PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals |
 | 2012 - |
 | HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY - Celebrating a job only a fool would take |
 | OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different |
 | DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January. |
 | OBAMA - |
 | TED NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT - We need a REAL American! |
 | BOOGERS - When I pick mine, I like to call them "dirty, dirty Jews" before I eat them. Watch... |
 | AND THOSE MR. PRESIDENT - Are A-10 Warthogs They are Community Re-Organizers |
 | AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL DIGNITY - Obama Dropped It |
 | I'M NOT PRESIDENT BUSH - "If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have ran four years ago" |
 | OBAMA'S MARKET - Self explanatory |
 | OBAMA'S AMERICA - You asked for it. Be prepared.TAGS: obama democrat barak president liberal conservative democrat Rating: 2.84/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | IRRELEVANCE -TAGS: irrelevance howard dean democrats president california texas ohio scream Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | $9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/ |
 | EXCUSE ME PRESIDENT OBAMA - |
 | TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message. |
 | SWINE FLU - An epidemic sweeping across Washington D.C. Symptoms: uncontrollable pork spending, complete disregard for voters and a total lack of accountability |
 | EPIC FAIL - Need I say more? |
 | PRESIDENT ELECT - |
 | SCORPIO FOR PRESIDENT - My name's not Mr. Scorpion. It's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either. Call me Hank |
 | PRESIDENTS PLAYING POKER - Not as cool as dogs...BTW, they ALL cheat! |
 | MODERN ROYAL FAMILY - Two Presidents... thus far. Long live the Bushes!TAGS: politics bush bushes republicans president Rating: 2.69/5 More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo |
 | I'LL TAKE PRESIDENTIAL AFFAIRS - For $400 Alex |
 | PRESIDENT BUSH - Thank you sir for trying your best. |
 | "IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID" - The battle cry of Democrats during Clinton's successful 92 Presidential campaign. It's more appropriate now than it was back then. |
 | DICK CHENEY - Safeguarding you from freedom! |
 | HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen! |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - Without The Teleprompter He's Just Another Empty Suit |
 | - An insult used by those who wish for a failure instead of a success in order to say they were right |
 | REPUBLICANS - If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants, Keep It In The Family. |
 | DRUNKEN PRESIDENT - Sadly, it's not a new Jackie Chan Movie |
 | PRESIDENT - cant have everything |
 | DICTATORS - Unfortunately for me, he didn't say anything I wanted to hear. Now if you'll excuse him, he has some deck chairs to rearrange.TAGS: obama democrat barak president liberal conservative democrat Rating: 2.6/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |