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Problem Demotivational Poster

DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either

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Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool

Disenchantment -

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Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L

ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!

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Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!

PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.

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Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.

DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.

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Rating: 4.65/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:51 pm
I have a better nitpick than that. You see, if you square something and take the square root, that's actually the same as taking the absolute value. So this could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


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Rating: 4.54/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm
this is awesome!! 5 lions

Mens Nite Out -

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:41 pm
BTW: Kids, don't go looking for you parents p***o stash... J-J-Just-Just don't!
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:37 pm
The story of "Three Men & a 'Lady'"...
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm

ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.

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Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!

AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.

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Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


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Rating: 4.62/5

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NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:51 pm
(((-284*-2)^2)-322,000*-2+1,253)Ls for you!


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


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Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


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Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


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Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:53 pm
Dare to draem, Bone. Dare to drame.
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I dream of out living my wife. I’d maybe get some peace for my efforts before my crap heart gives out a few days later. But, as karma goes, she’d probably end up in the same place and kick my a** for eternity for doing it. Best not tempt fate. 5L Sean!!!
Airman - September 4, 2012, 5:47 pm
the sight of those bunny ears warms any ****le you can think of
Sean - September 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
Oh you guys! You really know how to get an ol' sailor to come ashore. Now run along. Yer tartin' up the whole warf. I'll be around more from time to time. Tootles.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 7:09 pm
We-hell, a legend returns. Heard much, read much, seen so much…..welcome home Sean. Don’t be put off by us relative noobs. The fronds are being laid for your re-entry. 5L
gas - September 3, 2012, 8:30 am
he terribly looks like an old version of cillian murphy.. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 8:14 am
Sean!! Good to see you man. I hope this means you're back for good. 5L
Greeny - September 3, 2012, 5:48 am
Same here, on both counts-5
Sho - September 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Ahhh yes I love me some Sean poster. Did I ever mention that your work inspired me to start making my own? 5L


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Rating: 4.33/5

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LordRamoth - March 20, 2013, 8:30 am
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:01 am
You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P
GySgt1811 - June 13, 2011, 11:55 am
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:40 am
Sweet... Love the pic.
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:52 am
cool5... I wonder whats happening after using more than a bullet for solving one problem...

IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT - When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem

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Rating: 4.04/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:23 am
"Who wants a hug?" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Budog - December 25, 2011, 2:35 am
Steroids = Huge Muscles, Tiny Winky...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 2:20 am
That guy's wiener must be tiny!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 22, 2011, 11:13 am
At least when they tell you you are ugly, you know you can kick their a**...
gas - December 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
uff that turned my stomach xD


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Rating: 3.13/5

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That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am

OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.


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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


Dear Math -

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.

THINK BIG - Always remember, no matter how big of a problem you overcome; it’s still just one problem, and there are a lot more where that one came from.


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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am
misspelling, eh?

PEOPLE - "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." (Douglas Adams)


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Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low

Math -

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny

EVERY PATH - has it's puddles

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


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Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?

DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker

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ALCOHOL - Alcohol is man greatest problem, I never run away from my problems!

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MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


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Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:51 am




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Budog - February 24, 2012, 10:08 pm
DW, I didn't realize that is what the pic depicts. Thanks for the info. I guess someone had to keep Loki that trickster out of trouble. Thor could handle it, he would be to much for today's ministers.
DaunWan - February 24, 2012, 7:42 pm
Yes, the very religious depiction of THOR sewing LOKI's face to his sleeve. That's in Second Perrenials, right?
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 10:26 am
Ah yes, I see that now. Thought it was just another thought provoking p*******…
Zetmonk - February 24, 2012, 4:20 am
I thought he was going for the eye. ;-)
gas - February 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
ahh ok, I wondered if it was some kind of representation of Jesus and Judas and I was missing something "biblical" U_u
Budog - February 23, 2012, 10:11 pm
Notice the one person is about the other persons mouth shut. It is there, but it does make you think to figure it out...
Greeny - February 23, 2012, 8:09 pm
I'd say it's an artistical cry for help
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:44 pm
I Have A Question ?
gas - February 23, 2012, 3:12 pm
I liked the text, but I don't get the picture.. what it's supposed to be?

DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...

FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say



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GreyScorpion - September 30, 2010, 3:26 pm
no problem, there's ***bies, so, no problem at all
forseti - March 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
YES! Your shoes are g**!

understanding -

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:37 am
wood and coffee! The two best ways to start my morning!
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:25 am
Of course forseti comes back with something that's hard to s******...a 5L teehee!
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 8:51 pm
Don't force it down too hard or your feet might fly out from under. It's called torque.
spacedog - January 22, 2014, 6:04 pm
Ha! Good to see one of yours forseti.
GaryO - January 22, 2014, 8:45 am
BAM! Fors 5
Reality Lord - January 22, 2014, 6:46 am

Lol...epic fors :)


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GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:51 pm
Problem? Greeny, be serious, fruit in beer...that's a problem
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:53 pm
So True Greeny 5L Cheers.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:15 am
Mr. Greeny...5L!


Ralph Waldo Emmerson -

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THE PROBLEM WITH AN OPEN MIND - Is that sooner or later people will come along and try to put things in it...

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Viper - May 11, 2010, 8:38 am
5L making me think about my life right now thanks a million!


LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."


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agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:53 pm
Can't caption this better!

THOUGH MARRIED FOR YEARS, IT FEELS LIKE 10 MINUTES... - ...10 minutes under water!

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:40 pm
10 mn sounds about right if you include the f5replay :)
TrueGrave - February 12, 2012, 10:55 am


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Verdeckt - July 5, 2011, 6:10 am
In truth, I did have a dilemma, I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be part of the joke. It was awesome regardless.
Reality Lord - July 4, 2011, 2:10 pm

dude you just keep getting better and better. shame the spelling nazi's are about to ra** you....again. (....p'ssst...tried to take some of the heat for you....notice the "s on nazis...lolz"
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 1:57 pm
well you get what I mean
Verdeckt - July 4, 2011, 7:03 am
You mean Dilemma.. I wasn't sure I should tell you.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

BIGGER PROBLEMS - You look at this and think it’s either half full, or half empty. I look at this and think, 'if i get up now to get another beer, someone's gonna take my seat'



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SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:26 pm
If you could care less then that means that you do care, even if it is a small amount. if you couldn't care less then you don't care at all. :)
SINNER75 - April 12, 2011, 7:24 pm
^^^my thoughts exactly
MPsniper - April 12, 2011, 5:06 am
so you "could" care less?... or you "couldnt" care less?

EVERYONE IGNORES ME! - I SAID, everyone ignores me!

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Jmac0585 - June 8, 2009, 10:35 am
Here, Here!
BoneCD - March 14, 2009, 11:48 pm
Mucho thx WTFO
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:32 pm
5 non-combatant lions for being quick and topical. Well done, BCD.


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JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 5:56 pm
Vikings? Those guys dont look very scandinavian :-P
ThatOne - October 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
Vikings...are you kidding...them Common!

IT'S A BRICK - Because your problems mean much to us

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Chuck Palahniuk -

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Reality Lord - July 10, 2013, 5:22 pm

so rich dude
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:16 am

Perfect! 5LLLLL
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:24 am

Enlightenment -

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm

Calcutta we have a problem -

Comparison -

waking-up -

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Cannabal - May 9, 2013, 6:41 pm
Yeah, gotta lay off that spicy food.

THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...

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MissPriss - April 26, 2016, 12:40 am
Well what better way to spend your retirement? A little elbow grease and you can move right in. Glad your missus enjoyed it lol
OldIrish - April 25, 2016, 6:05 pm
I laughed pretty hard with this one. When my wife came to investigate, she said: "Laughing at your future residence, huh?"
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.

NOTHING - Can come between a man and his liquor.

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:39 pm
I love this poster!....and I miss drinking....At least I don't wake up n**** in your moms front garden anymore.....
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:55 pm

i love these!!!
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm
CoolioIndeed - November 10, 2010, 11:27 pm
I don't remember expecting anything from you, Ham. Sowweee.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:46 pm
Seriously You Expect Way Too Much Brain Power from Me... I say What I Mean.... No Fooling Around...
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 8:31 pm
is that a rhetorical question?
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:26 pm
You Just Get Me Don't You :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:25 pm
LMAO!!!!! Funny poster. 5l
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
When all you have is Motifake and masturbation.....The day is easily made.
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:21 pm
Made My day 5ls
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
Only one flaw... there were 3 barrels left. Unless they had embarked within the last 6 hours, they'd have already been down to one barrel. 5L


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road less traveled -

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 12:03 pm
Teenage grandchildren will send yer adult kids screaming down that road. Fun to watch, point, laugh.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:44 am

how is that a problem? get teenage kids...you'll understand.


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mariand - January 15, 2013, 5:29 pm
cheers mao...
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
Looks Good 5 Big Sh**s L's

Rubik's Cube -

Contemplation -

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TheSanityInspector - June 10, 2014, 2:23 pm
"Life is difficult. That'll be $150.00, please."

that first world problem -

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demon001 - July 26, 2014, 12:06 am
akkor végre ideje!
Bolverk3778 - December 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Only a problem if you have lumbered yourself with a 'Smartphone'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 12:29 am
Or hutsese.
JesusWept - December 15, 2013, 12:41 pm
Could be worse. Like Klingon or something hehe. L L L L L


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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:39 am

n8ice. greeny try some different font types to add variety and impact to your stuff. getting there dude.


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Iconoclast - February 1, 2011, 12:42 am
Excellent. I would like to give you 5 fingers, but I've used the line with the 4 3/4 fingers on my right hand.


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fred - October 17, 2010, 5:31 pm
Zeus was a busy boy! :D
pzykosiz - July 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
how did this not get NSFW. Whatever, 5L's
Airman - July 19, 2010, 5:47 pm
BoneCD - July 19, 2010, 5:20 pm
5 Greek Poodles Derek!
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
Good one Derek. 5L
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:24 pm
This is funny in a strange way. 5 poodles


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Greeny - May 30, 2011, 10:46 pm


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Airman - March 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
Nice Cap'n.
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:45 pm
Very nice tribute Cpn, 5Ls.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
great tribute. but i dont think Ron gets drawers block.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
AMSOME!! I had the same general idea for this and couldn't put it together, well done CPN. 5L

pickle jar? -

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Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.

No Problem -

SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


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alex4digiprod2 - November 2, 2011, 10:37 am
I think the problem is that you play cricket.
Derek - November 1, 2011, 10:26 pm
They might let you hold one in each hand if playing Brokian hyper-cricket - or dealing to zombies


Hoo Boy -

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 3:32 pm

Greeny - December 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
I liked my search words better...

quandary -

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MY NAME IS BILL, - and I have a drinking problem. (Hi, Bill...)

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 10:58 pm
Very well done. 5L

NINJAS - no survivors.

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tdrd - January 5, 2010, 8:37 am
He's dead too.
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 11:40 am
you wouldnt see him if he was a ninja
Mauá - May 18, 2009, 7:41 pm
He's not a ninja.
berge - February 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
Very Logical, Logicdude! Hazzah!
LogicDude - January 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
Sorry, can't be a ninja...I can tell because I can see him...and because you were still alive to post this.

WHIPLASH - I will give you five minutes to quit whipping me you dirty man you.

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agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:21 pm
Great poster, yes.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
that home schooling poster cuts him a break this time
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:19 pm
Who? Deadraisin?
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
I havent seen this yet, but why don't they just shoot him?


BY MY CALCULATIONS - This problem doesn't even exsist!!!

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HMMMM... - Ah yes there's your problem

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Aethelynda - November 11, 2008, 12:06 pm
Man looks like his leg is bent backwards. No comparison with biting a lemon
Maradona - June 25, 2008, 9:23 am
Somebody's f***ed
Murdock - April 7, 2008, 4:57 pm
Man looks like he just bit a lemon. Ouch.

Delegating -

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MissPriss - January 22, 2016, 6:16 pm
Dawgonnit...a 5!
maoworks2 - January 22, 2016, 1:48 pm
You Got It !
concern3 - January 22, 2016, 5:14 am
You nailed it a 5er
Greeny - January 21, 2016, 9:06 pm
As low at it goes - 5
Reality Lord - January 21, 2016, 7:45 pm


Addiction -

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OldIrish - May 14, 2016, 11:05 am
I swear I'm not in the pub THAT much. Uppity up up up!
MissPriss - May 14, 2016, 12:57 am
Nice return! UP'd

Quila Kitty Says -

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MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:18 am
I told you I have shares in Nabob right? Thanks for the vote dizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:40 am
Miss Priss, you b1tch! You made me choke on my coffee again! 5 lions laughing so hard it hurts!!!
MissPriss - December 25, 2014, 2:51 am
Purrfect! Thanks Thedge.
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 1:10 am
True that !