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VISIONARY -




PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.




WAIT A MINUTE -




SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.




MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside




MR M -




FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"




A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.




DUAL QUAD'S - Your FTP server is not worthy.




AMPUTEES - Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we’re going to have a bloody good Paralympic team in 2012!




PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips




IT WAS WORKING FINE -




CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -




NEGOTIATION -




DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - but I work with computers!




From The Earth To The Moon -




NOT A 12 STEP GROUP - They don't have a leg to stand on




SOME PEOPLE ARE LUCKY - but some people just are not




PORCELINA - For some reason she missed out on the lead role for Alice In Wonderland.




THE DREAM JOB -




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