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PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.
WAIT A MINUTE -
SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.
MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside
MR M -
FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"
A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.
DUAL QUAD'S - Your FTP server is not worthy.
AMPUTEES - Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we’re going to have a bloody good Paralympic team in 2012!
PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips
IT WAS WORKING FINE -
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -
DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - but I work with computers!
From The Earth To The Moon -
NOT A 12 STEP GROUP - They don't have a leg to stand on
SOME PEOPLE ARE LUCKY - but some people just are not
PORCELINA - For some reason she missed out on the lead role for Alice In Wonderland.
THE DREAM JOB -
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