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BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!

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aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.

DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~

THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine

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twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!

COAT RACK - $1,795.00

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TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm


TANQUERAY AND TAB - and keep 'em comin'

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Airman - July 19, 2011, 3:02 pm
this may be the first time i laughed at being called a prick .. LOL.. and yes, it has happened
Azzameen85 - July 19, 2011, 6:45 am
Just love the simplicity
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:18 am

oh you prick...third time this month i've had to wipe beer off my screen...and nose. epic


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spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!

OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.

COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....


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THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000

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Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.

THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY ? - That is one huge crack !!!

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Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 6:16 pm
Looks pretty high to me.
LikeNoOther - May 24, 2011, 5:52 pm
Is she on high heals ?!

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:15 am
All Obama did was be black and be the president of the USA and win.
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Good point, Aggy.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 6:01 pm
Peace prize my a**. From Bull****! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUuA7WBRE
TheSarge - October 28, 2009, 1:34 pm
I put myself in the running for the next one.I figure I have the same qualifications as Obama does...NONE!!!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Lest we forget that Yasser Arafat got one, too.
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:54 am
We all know where hard work will get you. And to the 172 other people nominated for this "prize"...Work harder, because peace dosen't happen if people are all happy, well fed, and have housing with water they can drink piped in.


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Master - April 24, 2011, 3:59 pm
I can't even find the cans! :-( The pride (of five) are on their way!
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 3:28 pm
Love it 5L
Sean - April 24, 2011, 12:55 pm
All my cats know how to operate a can opener. I just wish they would let this can opener sleep in a little later once in a while. Sheesh.

PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar

POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!

WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.

WHAT? - You don't have the Rent? That's it! RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!

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EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.

IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.

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forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? d***, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am
dude seriously, chill the f*** out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am
The person who made this should be sh** for their stupidity.


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gas - March 6, 2012, 4:42 pm
thx mon ami
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)

OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.


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Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
Sean - August 19, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whew. At first I thought ol' sapcepooch was takin' a sh** at me, but then I realized that nawwwww: those cats are white, and there's only twenty of them. Back to my ironing ....

VANITY - Go ahead and see if 'DED-HNKY' is available too.

WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.

HUGGY OBAMA - The Chitown Hustler

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EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.

CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.

Plumber's Crack -

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JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm
A 5er


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forseti - May 26, 2011, 8:39 am
in geen geval!!
justme - May 26, 2011, 1:58 am
back in 1690 my ancestors came from over germany to the netherlands... german enough?
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:14 pm
Only Germans are allowed to be grammar nazis! So: HALT! :P
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:35 pm
if you are going to be a grammar nazi. lets take a look at you comment. 5th frtom the left couldn;t has to be couldn't fothe has to be for the
CaptainBaked - May 25, 2011, 9:51 am
Ok mr verbally observant.. ill write that down and be sure to consult my dictionary next time
house - May 25, 2011, 2:40 am
5 from left managed to sewt the timer for 1st ph**o but couldn;t do it fothe 2nd one - she's behind the camera. Oh and just to be a grammar Nazi - its devAstation
justme - May 24, 2011, 12:22 pm
the fat chick has eaten her XD
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:27 am
much more interesting: where the heck is 5 from left?!?
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:57 pm
whahaha lol, 5l's

National Geographic -

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spacedog - March 22, 2014, 12:54 pm
Duck ***e?! You call yourselves scientists?

frack -

RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!

SOME PEOPLE... - Are oblivious to their own wrongdoing.

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VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
...2009 "cap-and-trade" energy bill that's probably going to be passed or the national healthcare bill on the horizon. Or the myriad of other negative things BHO has done.
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:47 pm
...wasn't all that wonderful of a president. He made some good decisions and some bad decisions. But he was no where near as detrimental to the USA as BHO is. And the country IS going down the tubes. Apparently not enough people have heard about the
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:44 pm
Yes, the picture is ****. Hence Obama is in it. The poster however is not, although I'll admit it's not demotivational... except to Liberals. As for the argument between LogicDude and hermes, I mainly agree with LogicDude. However, I believe that Bush
ThisPictureIsShit - May 25, 2009, 7:47 pm
Will someone please get rid of these stupid-ass wrongly-done ones?
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:22 pm
Americans that is willing to stand in the gap for us, be safe and let your fellow troops know we're praying for them! If you need some quick air support, my Bro is flying Apache's out of Al Kut - just call for "Crash Test Dummy" okay? Out!
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:20 pm
dedication to your country and what it stands for, your family, and your brothers and sisters standing with you in the line. A lot of people are failing to feel that pull to serve and that is truly sad. Thanks again for being one of those truly great
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:18 pm
election - I think McCain was despite all the crap about his age, etc. and Palin as a running mate (VPILF!!!). God bless you for your dedication to your country - you don't join the military because it's a million-dollar job, you join because of
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
all the in of W used to make it he changed his position (like the military tribunals and wire***ping). I don't think W was the best, but I DO think he was the best on the ballot for those 2 elections. I don't think BHO was the best on the ballot this past
LogicDude - May 23, 2009, 1:15 pm
Yo Hermes, It's easy to second-guess anyone w/o all the info and anyone who makes it into the White House is going to make decisions that will piss off folks. Decision W made were criticized, but have since been validated by BHO - once he had access to
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:45 am
how he is running the country. This new potus won by a landslide, to me that means the majority of the U.S was not happy with how things were going. god bless and goodluck. Im going back out the wire so see yall later.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:42 am
well dude I wish all your family members serving abroad and in the homefront all the best. for some of us the military is the only way of life we know and our love for god, flag and country keeps us serving reguardless of who is in the white house and
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:37 am
bail out fredymac and fanymae neo cons praised him when bho bailed out ing they acted like it was a travesty. And as far the bonuses go when you take money from the gvt, you have to do what they say. everyone knows that.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:33 am
exeption of lincoln. So why o why do neo cons keep gloryfying him and @ the same time pretending to disagree with everything bho does. he has been potus less thansix months and theyre acting like the country is going down the tubes. when ghw decided to
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:26 am
not because he wanted to lead the country into a new great era but because "dady was potus and i want to be like daddy" But bsh senior was a real man with great integrety. In doing this W has been the most devisive potus ive ever heard of with the
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:20 am
but he is in the top three worst. and he fooled everybody to the point that there is these neo con fags putting up posters of him claming he is the greatest thing since jesus. He was and is a dumb un-articulate, spoiled man-child who wanted to be potus
hermes - May 23, 2009, 7:17 am
sorry i meant to say he is afraid of horses and other farm animals. well again i wemt on a rant when all i want to say is he was not the best potus we have had in recent history, he is not the worst, that honor belongs to the peanut farmer.
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:29 am
let's make believe it aint there and maybe it will go away aproach wich has worked so well this far. Have you ever wondered why there are no pics of him on a horse? even thought he owns a ranch because he is afrais of horses yet portrais himself a cowboy
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:29 am
let's make believe it aint there and maybe it will go away aproach wich has worked so well this far. Have you ever wondered why there are no pics of him on a horse? even thought he owns a ranch because he is afrais of horses yet portrais himself a cowboy
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:21 am
were unfavorable he went and passed a family values bill to keep the bible thumpers happy and bring his numbers up. he used these folks as political pawns. Refused to do anything about the economy in the early stages of the resecion choosing instead the
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:16 am
Nuclear incorectly, seemed to be un able to get trough a speech without geting tounge twisted or butchering even the most common of quotes (fool me once shame on me, fool me twice........duh.... you aint foolin me again). Any time the polls
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:10 am
but his wife is pro-choice, and his 2 girls are very obviously not religious at all. wich goes against the chritian value of "keeping your household". The man has a bachelors in history from yale and an MBA from harvard and he still pronounced the word
hermes - May 23, 2009, 6:05 am
gwb. Lets face it the guy forest gumped his way into office the first time. On his second run for reelection his oppenent ran such a bad campaing that many in my circle of friends thought he threw the election on purpose. He is an alleged christian,
hermes - May 23, 2009, 5:58 am
My statement about our former potus still stands as well. I took your comment the wrong way and went in a weird direction triying to make my point. Like I said before its disturbing the way some people in this forum and others seem to almost worship
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:54 pm
there is very little pity to be had. RESPECT is what I have for you, and that is WAY more valuable than pity. So, from here all I can say is be safe, watch out for your troops (even the officers), and know you have my undying gratitude for your service!
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:53 pm
no one forced me to stay in the military. My question is this: why do people join the military and then act so f*cking surprised when they find out they have to fight in a war? If you have enlisted since 9/11, or - in your case - reenlisted since then,
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:51 pm
sacrifices our valiant men and women make in the service of others. I was seriously injured in a parachute accident (82nd Abn HOOAH!) and suffer from the aftereffects DAILY. My point is I volunteered - more than once when I reenlisted during my career -
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:49 pm
Niece is a SGT in the USMC that has served in Iraq as well. My wife is also a retired Army NCO. My Dad served 28 years in the service and my Father-in-law 26 years. Neither of them were drafted. Divorce, trauma, and death are harsh reminders of the
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:47 pm
in the service on 9/11, everyone else is a volunteer. BTW, my "little" brother is a CW4 Apache pilot with the 1st Cav that just arrived in Iraq for his 2nd tour there. My Niece is a SGT in the 101st that just arrived home from Afghanistan and another
LogicDude - May 22, 2009, 6:45 pm
Hermes, first: Thank you for your service; second: I am a retired Senior NCO - 20 years, 2 months and 2 days - but who was counting? My statement still stands though on the current conflict - there isn't a draft, so with the exception of those who were
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:20 am
in closing sorry for all the mispelles and gramar error and sory I called you a ***k, Im just sensitive about my math skills. god bless
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:19 am
clap everytime he belts out a canned line does not mean we like or even agree with him. Most of the troops you see doing that are made to go there by their superiors. We are not necesarily showing respect for the individual but for the position.
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:17 am
but iwill also give credit where it is due. I will not make believe gwbsh is this infallible hero neo cons make out to be. And there is way more serving who feel how i do than might think. just cause we show up when the potus comes around and smile and
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:11 am
Obey the orders of the POTUS & congress wether I liked them or not. IM a M.Fing profesional soldier. I never said or wrote anything bad about GWBsh while he was in office but now he is fair game for critcism in 4 or 8 years i will bash the **** ou
Hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:06 am
standard, Im just a dumb grunt. But I was making a point is the effects that this b.s war is going to have on our generation. In addition I have been in scince 1997. I disagreed with invading I raq from day 1 but i stood in front of the flag and swore to
hermes - May 22, 2009, 6:03 am
many have and will beaffected later on due to their experiences here. From suicide to divorces. There have been 3 people here whose mariages fell apart so far, and thats just the ones I know of. So i am sorry if my math or literary skills are not to your
hermes - May 22, 2009, 5:59 am
Im in Iraq Right at this moment serving in an infantry unit. I take time to comment here between missions. Have you served at all "logic***k"? I may have mis used the term but in addition to the men and women who served & die in the field think a
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 10:28 am
And unlike the past major conflicts we were in, this past one had no draft. Other than those in the initial operations (2001-2003) who may not have had time to get out, everyone else who has gone has done so VOLUNTARILY.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 10:26 am
A "generation" of young people? You really, really do suck at mathematical concepts, don't you? Even counting those injured in OEF/OIF, there have been less than 100,000 casualties. There were more than that on D-Day in 1944. Generation? Not even close.
hermes - May 21, 2009, 7:26 am
i think he means bush as in p****. Like the p**** who sent a generation of young people to die based on intel he knew was faulty/ unreliable. get it? P.S dont you have a job?
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:03 pm
MrRandom - Would that be a Mulberry bush you're referring to? Please make the punctuation corrections to your comment and then return it here for half credit you half wit.
MrRandom - May 20, 2009, 4:15 am
Unlike bush who was just oblivious

I BELIEVE - I can see the future 'Cause I repeat the same routine

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Sho - August 16, 2012, 8:53 am
Nascar style
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:45 pm
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same" song by NINE INCH NAILS
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 7:17 pm
Gotta start somewhere right? First ever and I guess I did good. :)
Greeny - February 16, 2012, 5:56 am
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 3:09 am
Thank! :)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 3:03 am
great first attempt!

RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.

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boeweizer - March 5, 2010, 12:19 pm
thats donkeys second front leg looks like its 5th
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:28 pm
jmac put it perfectly... let's just have fun here!
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 11:50 am
That is not a leg, my friend...
GodsWorshipMe - October 2, 2009, 11:31 am
that's great, but look at the 5th leg on that donkey!
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:50 pm
Why, Agd!
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
I'd like to site the Numbers 12:3 exemption and point out I did NOT coin the phrase...
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:46 pm
Who else?
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:36 pm
The Corollary to the Principle did. There's at least three of us on board.
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 1:33 pm
It went from a principle to a movement? While I was sleeping? I am better than I thought...
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
And that's just what it will be, the Jmac Principle Corollary Movement.
Haarakkon - July 15, 2009, 1:25 pm
You know, if just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And if two people do it, they may think they're both faggots. And three people do it, three, can you imagine? They may think it's a movement. - Arlo Guthrie


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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
d*** you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
d*** you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!

TRACK DAY - ...because golf is for sissies

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SilvianDement91 - May 24, 2010, 8:09 am
...you don't know how to work a manual gearbox or what? lack of confidence? :-s ....nice colour and stripes though...


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Rick69 - February 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
Thank you. . . :)
themaddportagee - February 4, 2012, 12:15 am
Very nicely done and VERY true
rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

very nice work
Rick69 - February 2, 2012, 4:04 pm
Cheers y'all. . . [ especially R Lord for virtually kickin me in the arse to make me do better XD ]
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:37 am
You walk in the middle of the road, sooner or later, *squish* just like gra** (that had better not be obscure)
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:21 pm
watch out there is a train coming
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:19 pm

ehem....very very nicely done.

BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America

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Zed - October 11, 2009, 5:58 pm
For a couple of seasons they did have a black doctor who specialized in Vulcan medicine, Dr. M'benga. Would've been better to shoop a pic from his episodes, like "Spock's Brain" or something.
bill - October 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
people need to work on they're ph**oshop skillz
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:10 am
Comrade BHO would have on a red shirt.
Claire. - June 29, 2009, 12:21 am
I agree with Cubbybear.
Scorpio7 - January 14, 2009, 6:57 am
I concur
Cubbybear - January 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
That name sounds more Klingon to me

OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug sh**s

LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!

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DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty p***

Not Bragging -

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mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 2:21 am
N-I-I-ice!!!!!!! Miss Priss, I bow be for your mastery of the slam! I sit humbly at your feet and learn! ROTFL!
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:56 am
Thedge...Thedge...Thedge. A little 5L advice. Your walking cane goes out on the left or right side dear!
Thedge - December 29, 2014, 5:08 am
Exactly... cold removes the mystique.
steve1961 - December 28, 2014, 8:04 am
Reminds me of the time when I skinny-dipped in Loch Ness years ago...
mizzdizz - December 28, 2014, 4:05 am
Dream on, boys! oh. Wait a minute.... so am I! 5 smirking lions!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:23 pm
Thanks... was pretty cold out.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:35 pm
Yup. Sorry about yer diameter
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 2:30 am
concern3 - December 27, 2014, 2:26 am
Excellent 5er


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Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm


ONE OF THESE THINGS - Just doesn't belong here.

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concern3 - May 26, 2012, 5:00 am
clever and very funny worth 5 turkeys
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:10 pm
Oh God, I love this
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:34 pm
Grabbin' pills!!!!
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:25 am
i choose the chocolate. he is neither fish nor fowl. the meth one is overrepresented at motifake i think! ;) 5 pills
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:14 pm
#3?! Wow! I feel very accomplished.

4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.

TRAIN TRACKS - "Ladies and Gentleman we're coming to our stop up ahead... hey...w-wait, Oh Shit!"

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:31 pm
Meh, you could have spun this a bit differently. Nice effort tho. 3L

FORGETFULNESS - How soon we forget! Are you sure you want someone who doesn't LOVE AMERICA?

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 11:44 am
Oh yeah how about Anti Ameicaness.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:34 pm
You put your hand over your heart dip****.
Sean - January 18, 2009, 8:36 pm
One of the 10 best SNL skits of all time. Probably on youtube. Actually I just checked and it is. Bye.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
Buy some of my "Schwetty Balls" in their new gift sack. You get 2 in every sack - Delicious!
Chef Obama - January 18, 2009, 10:10 am
Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown!!, If you ever need a quick pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth!!!
Sean - January 18, 2009, 1:44 am
OBAMA Dude's gonna nut-cup America. But he promises to warm his hands first. Now THAT'S change you can believe in!
WTFO - January 18, 2009, 1:39 am
Is he cupping his nuts? That might be an indication of what he's going to do to the USA.
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 10:07 am
Yes, because how you stand somehow dictates what kind of leader you'll be. Let us remember no matter who becomes President, I'm really the one calling all the sh**s. I mean, I can destroy reality as you know it...I'll do it, too. I totally will.
Burnt Out - October 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Douchebag - You call it whatever you want. This man, it looks like, will be the next President of this nation. It may be acceptable, but as a leader I would expect more of him. It is these little things that make this Nation great! Travel to more then the
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 4:38 pm
Excluding the fact that it's quite acceptable to stand like Obama is? I do it. Lot of people do it. Burnt Out, you fail at trolling. See RONSART on your way out, he'll give you your Card.
no one - October 26, 2008, 4:19 pm
someone should shoot that man

Republicans -

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Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.

PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!



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PANCAKES - It's street for crack.

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GaryO - April 9, 2013, 10:15 am
A blast from the past? Welcome to the mellow-moti generation, frenchie. Man, the early mods put you through some shyt. I can’t vote on this one, because I don’t understand it, but do like some of your earlier stuff.

MY LIFE IS BUT AN EGGSHELL - Around a Little Egg Containing all the Dark Thoughts I Keep Inside my Head..

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maoworks2 - February 25, 2012, 4:42 pm
Try To !


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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.

THE BREAKOUT - He Was Counting The Days To His Escape

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CHARISMA - Who says putting an 18 in it is bad?

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Morgaine - February 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
well that explains everything!

ARE YOU BETTER OFF... - than you were four months ago?

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:40 am
5 Lions, good question and respect for Reagan as always. Greatest president since 1900 for sure.
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:27 pm
So you prefer the crazy war vet that got caught over the smoker? Your logic has beaten me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 2:04 pm
Well I lost the Pool....Who had Major surgery?
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 2:02 pm
Not dead yet. Sure some are disappointed by that news. Just recovering from back surgery. Nothing heroic like a SpecOps mission (unless surgery is a cover story).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 1:48 am
Gee WTFO, we thought you had died or were on some sort of special ops mission......If you tell me will you have to kill me?
WTFO - July 21, 2009, 1:40 am
Not by a long sh**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:48 pm

MR. BLACK OR MR. WHITE - MR. PINK: Why can't we pick out our own colors? JOE: I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black.

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Fatty - February 13, 2009, 1:16 pm
Well why do I have to be Mr. Pink - Because you're a p****!

HELP! - I'm sinking!!

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deChelca - August 8, 2011, 10:42 pm
By the gods, this is uncomfortably similar to the highway where I live in Spring! 5 tow trucks.


SOUNDTRACK OF LIFE - Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought.

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forseti - May 6, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 touchy music-angels!

IMPRESSION - If you want to be remembered after you are gone...leave one.

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:38 am
really good one to start a working day with. Cheers !
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:40 pm
Thanks so much:)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 9:14 am
d*** steve, this is excellent


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M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:01 pm
Try "Where the pun is" as well.


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ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Hell, I'm laughin'. 5 nyuk nyuks.


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faulty switch - September 20, 2009, 4:01 am
ahhhh the look. it drives me crazy!

LOGOS - Sooooooooo overrated!

MANLY - Mantracker is a real man. Man enough to be a Greybeard. Not man enough to be a Motifake.

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Losifer - April 1, 2011, 10:36 pm
I dunno, he catches bad guys with a horse and tracking skills, and he could catch any of us if he felt like it, and probably get away with whatever he wanted afterwards. I wouldn't question his manhood.

CATS - They're great for pitching practice


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NumberXIII - February 3, 2012, 3:17 am
Reading this was better than any history class I've ever taken.
TheTrashHeap - November 30, 2009, 1:50 pm
I was trying to have a healthy debate with you and I dont see any of my comments (derived from personal experience) as attacks. I'm glad you don't either.
TheTrashHeap - November 30, 2009, 1:48 pm
Ed I cant talk to you without inviting BS from others apparently. But I am glad that you see it as a conversation as opposed to an argument.
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 11:36 am
Heh, continuing my convo with Trash. I 100% agree with you that there are 'Ugly' americans. I think it sucks that we are judged as a country by that less than .1% of people that are utter douchebags. I hold to my statement about overall cultural respct
Zed - November 30, 2009, 3:36 am
Is it just me, or did WTFO seem to be channeling ME there at the end?
Zed - November 30, 2009, 3:36 am
"What's wrong with yelling strike 3 at a football game? It confuses the hell out of the QB." (WTFO)
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:38 pm
It's been interesting, but I gotta bail. Take care.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:36 pm
Whoo-hoo!! n**** Celebrities!! Not sarah jessica parker is it? I already ahve Ky Derby pictures
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:32 pm
BTW, GS. Unlike some of the political blog sites, I've seen Motifake allows for pics to help drive home the message. A picture is worth a 1000 words (or $1000 bucks if you catch a celeb n****).
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:31 pm
What's wrong with yelling strike 3 at a football game? It confuses the hell out of the QB. Haar, no rage here and no politics. Debate on motifake content.
Haarakkon - November 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in, and see yet another politicized debate raging. See y'all later.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
I don't agree with you there WTFO. You're idea's are very valid. But expressed in the wrong arena. Kinda like yelling "strike 3" at a football game.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:18 pm
Make that 'censorship'.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:18 pm
That's why I stated the language and NSFW cencership were uncerstandable.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:17 pm
Moo+, I believe if you remove the politifakes, the haters will attach to something else to flame about. I feel the core prob is disrespect, not topics. I enjoyed the respectful debate tonight. Night.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:16 pm
The censorship of NSFW and language were about advertising and legality. We all know that.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:14 pm
I hope people don't care for a site with the same conviction they care about (aboot) their counties, but I see the a***ogy. However, I do care that censorship on this site has gone from NSFW and vulgar language (understandable) to censorship of ideas.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:13 pm
I gotta crash....gotta be up at 0500......maybe we'll talk more tomorrow.....Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:12 pm
But there would be significantly less battles without the politifakes. Right?
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:12 pm
GS, good point. Let's define where the door is. I view it as clicking on the thumbnail, since it's easy to spot a politifake from there with the title. There's lots of other doors.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:11 pm
No, Not a class system....but if you don't vote in a Democracy, That's your choice. If you care about the site (like you care about your country) You'll make your voice heard.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:11 pm
the subject.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:11 pm
As for the new mods, I still see Retrochcop's stuff being posted quite frequently, and with all due respect to RC, I think mine are superior (admittedly, I'm biased). Flame wars are flame wars, it doesn't matter the topic. The problem is disrespect not
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:09 pm
Satire, for the sake of satire, and political satire both are funny. But it's like the bathrooms in the airport, there's a place for each gender, just be sure what door you're walking through.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:09 pm
I see your point on the infrequent visitors, but do you support a class-system here? Where if your not here all the time, your opinion is less valuable than others? Doesn't seem right to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:08 pm
Flame wars yes....not so many that revolved only around who's Party was right or wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:07 pm
You see what used to pass for "funny" We have stricter moderation now, It's only been a few months.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
I engaged in them.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Whether or not the new political site will be good is yet to be seen. I appreciate your tentative compliment and when you avoid politics or trying to silence politics, there have been good conversations. Trust me, there were 12-page flame wars long before
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:05 pm
All the regulars visit the forum. 2500 members don't mean that much when most spend little to no time here and very few contribute.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:03 pm
like it or not. Also, if the mods approve it, it belongs on the site, why do you resist that fact? Finally, this site (based on posters here) is about humor, satire, demotivation, ***bs, and much more.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
Just admit that we'll all be happier when the site comes up. And I hope you keep posting your non- political stuff here.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
Moo+. Re: the poll - not all motifakers visit the forum, so no a few dozen don't represent the whole population. Again, you lecture on what this site is about and base your opinion on what you find funny. Political satire is a valid form of humor if you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:01 pm
No call when you got here....you mean when the 12 page rants began?...see a pattern?......I'm not trying to be rude, But are you pickin up what I'm puttin down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
On the other hand, Your non-political posters are funny and you're a nicer guy to talk to (imo) when the topic isn't politics.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:59 pm
So Dre, we throw the baby out with the bathwater? Also, there was no call to ban politifakes when I arrived here and they centered around calling Bush the devil or nazi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:58 pm
did you ever think that the lions you get might be based on who agrees with your political beliefs instead of who thinks you're funny? Remember, This site is about humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
That's not why they're used...it's just a pleasant by-product.
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
You got to remember the other politifakes, most of which are bad, really really bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
%50 of all votes were for politifakes being the worst on the "worst type of motifake" thread....Out of 12 topics.....on the religifake vs politifake poll it was %95.....I don't need "scientific" those that cared enough to vote did.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:55 pm
Sorry, I wasn't clear, Moo+. The chat rooms I'm referring to are the designated poster comment threads designed to move politifakes out of the "most commented" report.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
lions on my posters which display popularity from members and non-members alike. About 250 with an average of about 3.2. Not bad, and argubly more valid than a few dozen who took the time in the Forums. What I'm saying is there's conflicting data.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:53 pm
Much more civil than the other night. Dre, you didn't start anything, bud. I went looking for the poll, couldn't find it. But of those who voted politifakes were most noted. Again, that is out of 2500 members. Hardly scientific, right? I also have the
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 10:53 pm
wow, you guys are kinda like my family thanksgiving discussing my grandpa's infidelity. A heated Discussion that still didn't change the will.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:52 pm
BTW, I've never been to a chat room in my life...Motifake and EZTV are the only sites I visit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'll say the same for WTFO..we're being civil enough.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
I'm trying to keep it a discussion....I'm not attacking anyone. But No and sorry Dre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:48 pm
Again you skirt my questions.. The polls were CLEARLY against Politifakes. That doesn't voice the majority opinion to you?
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:48 pm
Did I start this fight? Because it needs to end
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:46 pm
So why does it have to fit your definition of "fun". Some enjoy political humor. Who made you Motifake funny God? If it gets thru the mods, it belongs. You take that position and point out my Hubris?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:45 pm
What do the poll numbers support?
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
enough to allow others to discuss things you disagree with or dislike.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
of the site.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
Yes, I saw the politifake poll and the verbiage supports that the haters and flame wars are the problem. Which supports my position. You entered this site a hater, became a member gathered a cliche and are forcing others out because you're not mature
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
I'll admit to going overboard that morning, I just get so fed up with your Hubris. Can't you just admit that the new site will make everyone happier and accept that most of us come here for jokes? BTW, I do attack the others that I feel take the fun out
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:42 pm
haters, you and others choose to attack the political posters and the members who want to discuss things more important than beer. You point the finger at me for taking the low road?? After calling me a bigot, racist, homophobe, etc.?? That's really rich!
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:40 pm
Please, anytime you stray away from the little chat rooms you stick to, you attack politifakers. You could avoid them but you choose the antagonist route. I still believe that the surge of anti-politics is misdirected. Instead of going after the drive-by
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:39 pm
you have for democracy. Night Dre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:38 pm
Look who's taking the low road once again. Your political bs won't be missed. I do feel I can speak for "most of the site, Did yoy even see the polls regarding politifakes...the people have spoken! Although, I'm not surprised at how much little respect
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Obviously someone got the domain before Mr.M could.....he'll find another.......I suggest "not funny.org" or "14 members.com" ...Again, I'm not here to attack or argue, I'm just looking forward to the day this becomes a politics free site.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Only a matter of time before, you chimed in. 1. No, haven't been there yet. 2. you proved my point about trying to speak for "most" on this site. 3. Don't care about the dog. You both have said that nothing is off-limits here (except what you care about)
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:32 pm
have you ever gone to politifake.org? Its weird
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Trash loves that dog (she's purebred BTW) you owe him an apology. You might as well have insulted his wife or child. I'm not starting anything here, I don't have the energy. But Dre is right, Most of us will be happier when you take up residence at
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
BTW, I humbly thank you for the a**essment of my posters.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:26 pm
You've always shown me respect and I've treated you the same way. My preference is to have good debates on topics. However, I will tear down the haters and idiots that I come across. I see no difference other than the core subject matter.
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:23 pm
I only harass newbs and idiots. Most of your posters are great, some of your comments are unnecessary in my opinion.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:20 pm
IMO, so do tunnels, "you'll **** bricks", Anime, and comic book based posters. Therefore, I avoid them. It's a big site with all kinds of interests. I don't understand why a few (you haven't been active in this effort, Dre) feel the need to harass others.
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 10:14 pm
just saying that it gets annoying
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
respect that is shown. Those who don't like what I say or post are not forced to engage. Make a 1L and move on. Others, have actively sought to get me to "STFU" and/or "GTFO". I will continue to resist that kind of BS.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:11 pm
So with about 2500 members and 460 online tonight. You two and a few like minded folks claim to speak for the majority? Quite a stance. The ratings on my posters show that there is an audience for them. As far as my comments, I always show the same
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 9:52 pm
actually most of us agree with TTH here i believe
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 9:50 pm
avoid them. It's not hard and would be the mature thing to do. Besides, I'm tired of looking at that mutt. So run along back to your chat rooms and discuss random thoughts while adults talk about things that matter. Go on, back to the kiddie table.
WTFO - November 29, 2009, 9:49 pm
Don't think for a moment that you have the ability to set me off. You are an annoyance at best.You keep trying to speak as if you represent "9 out of 10" motifakers when you are the one who trolls politifakers' comments. If you hate politics so much then
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
I was responding to ed. Nobody cares about your opinions so why not go play in the corner by yourself? The power I have to set you off was fun for a while but it's getting old and you are getting boring. 9 out of 10 motifakers agree, you are not worth it!
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 5:08 pm
Wtfo My generalization was in response to a generalization. And I provided specific examples. It has become obvious that you are nothing but the lowest form of troll and a detriment to any conversation. Why do you keep engaging me? grow up troll.
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 12:54 am
Got any proof, cow-boy or are you just going to stick with the "you're a poo-poo head" debating tactic? Yea, didn't think you had proof.
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:13 pm
The only part of this poster if find objectionable is "for a change." ... and the absence of a hyphen in the title.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:43 pm
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 8:01 pm
addition, they took the hard path through the Great Depression versus band-aid fixes that avoid pain for us to only result in passing financial hell to our children like we are doing now.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:59 pm
Depression and won WWII by pulling together as Americans versus tearing each**her apart for ideology. In today's wars, the military are the only ones sacrificing anything. No rationing for the troops, no war bonds and no tightening the belts at home. In
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:57 pm
Zed, thanks for maintaining civility and I agree that our founding fathers were great. However, I didn't label those folks as the "Greatest Gen." any more than I labeled mine "Gen X". I do believe that they were a great Gen because they survived the Great
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:54 pm
For yeo, I've been deployed along side our Japanese allies and truly respect their contribution. I don't believe is was smart for the POTUS to offer a subservient gesture to this gentleman. His handlers failed, period, and it sends the wrong message.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
instead of offering a vaild point. It's so cute to see how spun up you've gotten that I just can't stop chuckling at your blind hate for anyone who dares to disagree with you. You can't offer a position, so you resort to race and useless insults.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:49 pm
Wow, all that BS and I'm the one who gets banned for attacking other Motifakers. Your memory of who broke the truce is clouded Moo+. You keep chiming in on the politifakes (that oppose your world view) when you claim they 'all' suck. You attack others
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 1:16 pm
Excellent points, yeodawg!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 1:15 pm
And Crabs......copious crabs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't waste your time Zed......WtrollFO has tunnel vision and no sense of humour.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 1:13 pm
Most REAL WW2 vets are dead or in nursing homes, George HW Bush notwithstanding.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
Yes, the veterans of WW2 stepped up o the bat when it was their time, and like I said, I'll salute them, but most "WW2" vets around today are not real WW2 vets, they're Korean War vets trying to claim glory that isn't theirs.
Zed - November 26, 2009, 1:09 pm
WTFO, WW2 vets are just plain not the "greatest" generation, that's reserved in my book for the Founding Fathers themselves, who fought a guerrilla war against the greatest naval and land-based force in world history AND WON.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:56 am
WTrollFO.....I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Unlike a certain p**** that couldn't hold up his end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:41 am
No f***ing way Bart. I've had it with WTFO Troll. I agreed a long time ago to not respond to him and he did the same....But it appears that he can't help himself......I'm done witht he bigoted piece of ****, And as a real Man, I stand by my statements....
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 10:38 am
No, Billy, that's how flame wars are born. This should be the best one since W/Zed Conflict...and that was bloody.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 10:32 am
Is that how Bacon gets made??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:27 am
You closeted homo, Racist, Pigf***er.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:26 am
i hope then next ban sticks so we can be done with your retarded BS........lots of love, Moooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:25 am
It's obvious to everyone that you only come here to view your own posters and see if anyone has disagreed with you, so you can go off on a tangent and quote every f***ed up website that supports your opinion.......also, You're a racist and a homophobe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 10:21 am
You're bigoted, narrow minded and self Righteous. you only care about your own posters (don't think we didn't notice) You expect everyone to conform to your BS political beliefs and your mother wears army boots.....Did I mention You're a Racist?


POINTING - is not polite Mr. Obama...

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Bort - August 3, 2009, 8:13 pm
"You forgot his wallet. Go get it!"
Moar - February 5, 2009, 2:52 pm
That's president Obama to you

IF CREAM CRACKER... - were even made of water and salt, the sea would be a big cream cracker.

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:04 am
I simply HAD to approve this one. Everyone needed a look at this object d'arte.

the brochure said -

Eggs Like to Yoke Around -

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 8:48 pm

moose tracks -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 7, 2013, 4:54 am
Exactly! Exactly! Why am I the only who thinks this?!? There's people who'll believe the moon landing is fake, but moose crap in your ice cream? Oh, no! I see this flavor, and all I think of is the opening of Northern Exposure. Not good.
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Moosepoop on a stick anyone?

but Daaaad -

Google Maps -

Speed Limits -

Billy Crystal -

Logic fail -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 2:01 pm
So is three logic of the world. 5L

Tracking Cookies -

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BE KIND TO YOUR LOCAL CRACKPOT - Give him a funny hat

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zoomer296 - April 9, 2013, 9:10 pm
He looks like a young Hubert J. Farnsworth.
Bolverk3778 - April 7, 2013, 9:01 am
Don't forget the nice snug canvas jacket, you know the ones- with the arm's that fasten in back. A must issue to all persons that wish to be politicians. With a a certification by two doctors that your nuts!
ipaprime - April 6, 2013, 7:33 am
no, cheese
Brawler - April 5, 2013, 5:48 pm
tinfoil, ofcourse :)
Silverheart - April 5, 2013, 5:28 pm

Made of foil, right? 5Ls

Drivin' -

Life's Soundtrack -

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EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2014, 3:00 am
I keep mine on my iPhone.

Fracking -

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falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 10:11 pm
In all seriousness, this is sick. Purely sick. How could these families agree to these atrocious gag orders?
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 9:11 am
Wy, yes…..yes I do. Best frack ever!


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GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.

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Silverheart - December 24, 2013, 1:13 am

I've had the misfortune of seeing this excretainment merchandised fraking EVERYWHERE in waaay to many forms. Please, let it vanish ASAP.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 12:33 am
I was forced to watch this . . . . this . . . . form of entertainment.

sweet tea -

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demon001 - August 2, 2014, 11:17 am
Can't compare to Long Island Ice Tea!
CloudchaserS - August 1, 2014, 6:50 am
I was trying to make a joke about not liking sweet tea.
Airman - July 31, 2014, 12:58 pm
cuz I didn't picture it in a mason jar? No mint? Actually, I did live in Montgomery Alabama for one long year
GaryO - July 31, 2014, 8:32 am
Oh-h-h-h-oh, had some las night. M-M-M-M-M.
Oldsod - July 31, 2014, 7:04 am
You have no idea what y'all are missing. 'Sokay, though...I miss the days of regional differentiation.
Greeny - July 31, 2014, 6:05 am
people in NY drink that stuff - it should come with a warning label.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2014, 4:46 am
Know how I know you're not a southerner?

MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.

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FacelessSailor - April 8, 2010, 5:43 pm
Hasbunmb...your rack is only nicer because the Army likes to decorate their soldiers chest with as many colors of the rainbow as possible...
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys, so far a Chad hasn't got ahold of it yet.
Hasbunmb - February 25, 2010, 1:11 pm
Meh.... mine's nicer =o)
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:14 am
nice rack, mind if I examine them closer? 5L

A HUGE RACK - A huge beautiful rack can make a man speachless. Mounting and stuffing a huge beautiful rack give you bragging rights forever.

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CANADA - January 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
LOL! well done!


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Haarakkon - October 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
I've been a reluctant participant in several no-hitters and one perfect game.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 10:35 pm
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:34 pm
I once nearly had to watch a no-hitter. But luckily I was able to persuade my wife to talk about "her feelings." Dodged a bullet there, I tell ya.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
and WoW
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
Maybe even cheetos.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:57 pm
I can't appeal to everyone, all the time. Next one, I'll use cheetohs, basements and tissues.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
a poor excuse or one then
camden - October 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
eew h** dogs, eew apple pie, and i dont like baseball, yet im an american.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 5:44 pm
Nicely done. 5L
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
And although narcissism is a very good guess, it's actually self-loathing. I now can approve my own junk, and watch it skyrocket to 1.6, where it belongs!!!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Aprrove my own posters? If not me, then who?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm
Nepotism requires relatives that have at least left a forwarding address or contact number. This is just plain old narcissism.
LogicDude - October 27, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who approved this? Is this a form of nepotism or what? Ummmmmm, actually, what I meant was....5L Aggy! Good work!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
Brilliant punchline. Worth the wait.
RON - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
touched my heart...memories of my baby son...*sniff, sniff*...EXCELLENT! you know I,m a push-over for posters of puppies and kids. now get back to work.


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Verdeckt - July 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
Woah! Never thought Motifake attacted the Twihard element.

AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


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bangoskank - September 27, 2010, 3:34 pm
amsome movie
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:44 pm

SWEET 16 -

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Billiam - March 26, 2011, 9:42 pm

TO BARACK - Enjoy your 4 year internship Sincerely, Sarah

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akornzombie - October 9, 2010, 12:00 pm
truer words have never been spoken.
WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:06 am
Very funny. 5 lions, Amn.
alohadude2 - November 20, 2009, 6:39 pm
Barry Goldwater The Conscience of a Conservative Wiiliam F Buckley National Review Sarah Palin Crayons not included