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HONOR GUARD -
QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney
Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end
ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"
WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!
THE BEARD - Fear It
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
SWEET RIDE -
WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -
PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.
RETARDS - I know a few.
GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)
SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.
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