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Really Demotivational Poster

I REALLY HATE IT - When they remake a great classic movie and totally screw it up !

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Rating: 4.96/5

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steve1961 - June 5, 2012, 11:24 am
True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL
Swampfox - June 5, 2012, 4:10 am
Pay that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:51 am
5o agree
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:21 am
Good One Budog.

WHEN - sharks dream...

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Rating: 3.81/5

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Me_ - November 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
My eyes. Oh good my eyes and this was the last image I saw.
1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:05 am
Dont ya mean man the sharks with laser beams to cut m up in bite-size pieces
Haarakkon - October 6, 2009, 3:39 pm
Solid gold, J.
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:54 am
I believe that would be a "Pod" of...you get the idea.
Mike - October 6, 2009, 12:51 am
3 in the front have cute faces, which is good if you get trapped under one of them. Something to look as your ribs break
Reality Lord - October 5, 2009, 11:33 pm

i wanted to give it 7 lions.....awesome.
faulty switch - October 5, 2009, 11:22 pm
how are they able to fit in there?
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!! Herd of whales at 12 O'clock!!

GOING POSTAL - Get them before they get you

ENJOY LIFE - Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

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Rating: 4.35/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yeah, this is really nice. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Amsome, your best one yet imo

INVENTIONS - Some are more practical than others

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Rating: 4.32/5

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Russian man - January 2, 2010, 5:57 am
No comments 5L.
MasterMorality - January 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
f***ing brilliant. 5 lions.
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heheh, great sequence
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 3:18 pm
That guy was a loser. Mine works perfectly! 5 laptops

AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...

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Rating: 3.97/5

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LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!

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Rating: 3.55/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire ***ping, blocked the release of those abuse ph**os, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?

IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin

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Rating: 3.47/5

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Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bull**** in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.

RELIEF EFFORT - You KNOW your country is messed up when Afghanistan sends support.

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Rating: 4.81/5

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JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 3:46 pm
All Japan needs right now is a mop. 5L
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
Glad that they sent "sarrow" instead of "sorrow" - Japan doesn't need any more liquid... not even tears. 5L

PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.

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crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!

GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.

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Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse


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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


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culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.


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Rating: 2.84/5

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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.



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Rating: 4.61/5

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spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Good one pzykosiz. 5L
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love it!


Decaffeinated coffee -

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Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


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5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm

REALLY??? - and water must be wet

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Rating: 3.18/5

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forseti - March 13, 2010, 12:58 pm

MISS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAGEANT - Someone forgot to tell the owners that fat and beautiful are mutually exclusive.

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Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:28 am
LunarG- You are wrong. If it mattered to them enought, they would have already done the exercise and diet. They like being obese, therefore, they are quitters. Quitters are never acceptable. Except for smoking. And Ignorance. And stupidity.
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ah, who cares? so long as her hair is nice in back, It's all good.
LunarG - December 1, 2010, 2:23 pm
This motifake got pwned before it even happened. Both these women are, despite being overweight, quite attractive. Beautiful faces, which after all, is the one thing that can't be changed with a healthy diet and plenty of exercise.

YOU HAVE ARRIVED - There really is a place called "The Middle of Nowhere"

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Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:36 pm
But be careful; these hills have eyes.

Loose Change -

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:31 pm
When the value of a dollar was defined as one twentieth of an ounce of gold a penny was worth something.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 20, 2013, 6:25 pm
Tried the train thing before, but not the slingsh**.... yet.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 6:15 pm

Pennies make decent slingsh** ammo. Also, stacking a penny on a nickle and having a train run over both of them is kinda cool.

serious -

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BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:24 am
Yup. It depends on the bait.

Google maps -

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Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:19 am
Heh heh


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Rudedog - January 5, 2013, 8:45 pm
What the majority of "Americans" are unwilling or inherently unaware of what to do.

PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers

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Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


CLEVERBOT - We have discovered true evil and it loves ice cream more than my wife.

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Ed-Hyde - December 15, 2009, 7:22 am
More than a little!
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:09 pm
I went there, it's sort of creepy.



CARMAGEDDON - Los Angeles, this is going to really suck !

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rnbw00 - August 12, 2011, 8:06 pm
Wasn't as bad as everyone expected.


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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm


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rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:26 am

words from the master


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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So ***kish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.


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Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:20 am
Pole Plant...That's what's missing. If you don't have a solid pole plant, your chances of acheving excellence are slim. I'm good with the long bendy thingy. Sometimes I wish it weren't so bendy, but excellence is fleeting. (@)

ALWAYS - Have A Happy Period! Really?

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EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
Available in Lite, Regular and Stuck-Pig.

RUGS - Some couldn't be more obvious if Aladdin was flying around on it.

Wimin -

sirius -

Basis and Fact -

can you -

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 11:01 am
It's a male thing...seriously! 5L for the morning giggle.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 3:13 pm
I Get That At The Cottage All The Time .


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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:21 pm
Would you settle for a muffin top...I've got 1 I'm willing to give away...to anyone at this point!
maoworks2 - July 21, 2014, 5:03 pm
I could make a cake .


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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


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M0rd3kaI - December 14, 2012, 3:39 pm
By the look on me face... the 'impressed' nature of myself is quite bleedin apparent... 5L to the b***sniffer'



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GaryO - December 29, 2012, 12:00 am
of course...and the very reason for safety measures...and nerf rails...and bouncy rubber trains...and padded cells
Silverheart - December 28, 2012, 11:42 pm

Of course, is said rails existed, it would only be a matter of time (hours at most) until some idiot sued the train service for getting hurt by THE SAFETY RAILS! 5L's
GaryO - December 28, 2012, 10:48 pm
Oh, I know…thought I’d leave it at ‘then it hit me’, but compelled to add my opine. I understand the safety measures (to a degree)…but for the life of me, do not understand an unguarded public platform……
Rudedog - December 28, 2012, 10:40 pm
Guess it depends which way they raise
Rudedog - December 28, 2012, 10:37 pm
Is that to keep the nuts off the train, or keep them from getting off. Great idea either way
falloutghoul - December 28, 2012, 10:34 pm
Not a bad idea, GaryO. But then again, we apparently NEED these measures because of some idiots with no common sense.


WISDOM - Know when to walk away, and know when to run.

Rejects -

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:07 pm

lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 2:13 pm

I live to serve, Mr. Sho~~
Sho - August 4, 2013, 1:30 pm
I lol'd hard when I saw that in the queue
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 12:29 pm

We do try to create a little mystery from time to time...;)

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN - I realize my 3 year old boys are better then me at "Mario Kart"

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Krickit - March 31, 2013, 8:33 pm
Yeah I'll be teaching them about that right after we finish going over the word "pretentious"
forseti - March 31, 2013, 9:00 am
Perhaps THEY even know the difference between "then" and "than"!?! ;)

MATCH DOT COM - Wow, she is really hot !

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Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 5:15 am
Ba Dum Tss. . . :D


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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:14 pm
Preach on, Face, preach on!
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:55 pm
Someone has seen the light :-)
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm
Perfect poster!
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 2:58 pm
LMAO! Is that one of those old Christmas lights? They gave off more heat than light anyway. Great poster Faceplant.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:37 pm
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:24 pm
LMAO at the irony.


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Faceplant31 - May 6, 2010, 9:57 am
Nice one foreskinny! I think this one is excellent!


NO REALLY - I saw it work in this movie once...


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GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:52 am
now I remember,
GreyScorpion - February 12, 2010, 11:22 am
with all these looka likes out her
thatonechick - February 12, 2010, 10:51 am
Automatic 5L + favorited


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IF YOU UNDERSTOOD ANY OF THAT - You are really 14 years old.


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Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster a**ignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch b***on on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!

LOGICDUDE - Taking his title a little bit too seriously

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
I smite thee with my Wooden Sword of Splintery Goodness that you may repent and become the Douche we all know you can be!
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:22 pm
BLASPHEMY!!! The Church of Douche is VERY serious bizness! 5L!

A PSA FROM MOTIFAKE.COM - In oder to tell if a grenade is indeed activated hold it closely to your ear, if you don't hear a ticking noise You are safe.

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R.S.Jake - February 8, 2010, 11:33 am
@jn1oo - You probably talk to the TV and try to correct Looney Tunes cartoons too huh? "Rabbits don't talk! Arrrggghhhh!"
aerofiend - February 7, 2010, 11:11 am
Swing and a miss
jn1oo - February 7, 2010, 4:43 am
grenades don't tick, they have a fuse...

AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am
5 Liverpud-lions.

EVEN THOUGH - In this picture you were being a total bad ass, your friends at home will see a whole other story

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Hasbunmb - April 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
I love Army combatives. It works great so long as your opponents let you do the moves without fighting back =o) MCMAP kicks its b***...

PUBLICITY - She tried to get some for her band, but not many people were pleased with Devo tribute band and a 26 minute bass solo during "Whip-It"

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BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 7:54 am

YA, WE DO - Do you see any other planets circled?

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Porcelina - January 15, 2010, 3:04 am
Haha, this is great 5L
ICEMAN - January 15, 2010, 2:21 am
I had the week off & I went on a road trip.
Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 1:00 am
Wait. How did we get a picture of ourselves from a billion miles away?.....
aesop's folly - November 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
nicely done good sir
Fletch - June 27, 2008, 3:55 pm
Well done, good comeback.
Biff - June 18, 2008, 11:45 pm
Brilliant use of situational logic. Hilarious.

PARTY BALL TIME - When you are thirsty, really, really thirsty

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forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:36 pm
If it's not German or at least Czech beer, I don't drink it...
Verdeckt - July 25, 2011, 5:42 am
My bad Budog, I was laughing at RLs comment. Hell beer is beer, only thing better is free beer, then it's ALL good
Budog - July 24, 2011, 8:44 pm
Verdeckt and Reality Lord, after drinnking 3.2% all the time it might seem silly to you but it was a special treat for me !
Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:06 am
LOL - Dude, I mean really ...
Budog - July 24, 2011, 2:42 am
That's what I think this is. If we want real beer we have to drive to Wyoming, Idaho or Nevada. All pretty close to me. But sometimes I can get one of my Air Force Buddies, (retired) to go up and buy us real beer on the base here.
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 12:34 am

3.2%...dude i'm canadain...our lite beer is 5%.
Budog - July 23, 2011, 10:08 pm
My son picked this up for me in Montana. Real beer, not the 3.2% piss water we have here in Utah...

AT LEAST... - ...it lives up to its name.

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 3:17 am
You get Christmas on Easter?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:25 pm

SPACE - The next frontier; before inter-dimensional space flight takes off, that is.



BEHOLD - The image of Muhammad

SENSE - This picture makes none.

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LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:53 am
Wanting to shoot Michael Moore and rescue the rat makes perfect sense. Yippeekiyay b****ez!
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:51 am
epic ph**oshop fail
mmmBingSoo - November 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
it's a shoop u cant make a sense poster about a shoop

OUCH - That's Going To Leave A Mark


Air fresheners -

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Reality Lord - May 27, 2016, 8:34 pm

sho... he would know
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2016, 4:09 pm
I'm soooo going to use this in conversations!!
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 2:31 pm
I won't ;)
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:31 am

I won't tell if you don't!
Silverheart - May 27, 2016, 11:30 am

Umm... oops. I really need to clean up my Moti-fodder folder. It's full of pics w/ ideas as file names.
JesusWept - May 27, 2016, 10:48 am
Haven't you posted this one before?

guardian angel's had enough -

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mizzdizz - June 23, 2017, 11:10 am
Thanks Cern!
concern3 - June 23, 2017, 4:46 am
Awesome, UP yours
mizzdizz - June 23, 2017, 12:08 am
You can have her! She's terrible! I didn't even noticed she had left.. chuckle, chuckle... Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - June 22, 2017, 10:43 pm
So she's available now? Great! ^^^^^Up

Semantics -

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JesusWept - August 18, 2017, 2:08 pm
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - August 18, 2017, 7:34 am
Amen brother, UP yours

Ambergris -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2015, 11:27 pm
Yeah, had a mental block for while, lol.
GaryO - June 29, 2015, 9:39 am
crotch?! Yer back!

Dismay -

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Zeul - June 23, 2016, 9:47 pm
Caught one in a trap once ... hella good story ... lol
mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:43 pm
I'll watch! Go ahead! ^!

That which does not kill me -

Found Waldo -

jokes -

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 6:41 pm
Justin da Nick o' Time!
Silverheart - January 14, 2015, 6:21 pm

Justin who?
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:10 pm
FuDevil! You're EVIL leaving us jokeless! EVIL! LOL! 5L
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:09 pm
Silverheart - January 14, 2015, 3:48 pm

Who's there?
concern3 - January 14, 2015, 4:38 am
a 5er
GaryO - January 13, 2015, 3:06 pm
Gawd, I love this stuff

Snide -

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JesusWept - December 5, 2016, 10:35 am
What's SNIDE?

This is the desert -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2016, 10:18 pm
"Life finds a way."
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:46 pm
Nope. 'Tarweed' has darker centers and is more yellow than this is. You can tell in person. Wrong part of the country.
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2016, 2:18 pm