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DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!




PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference




9 IN 10 PEOPLE PERVERTS -




REPUBLICANS -




DO THEY HAVE - the Mamma Mia soundtrack?




MISLEAD ABOUT TORTURE - When you are so well-practiced in speaking lies and B.S., it can be nearly impossible to recognize the truth when you hear it.




INTERPRETATION - Does anyone else see that our Government is represented by a penis ramming a super goatse?




RELIGIOUS OR POLITICAL POSTERS - Your rating will be about 2.8 (unless it's really witty), 55% of the comments will be against you (regardless of your affiliation), and 85% will bemoan it's very existence. So, don't bother.




WHO BESIDES ME -




DEOMCRAT REPUBLICAN - I don't really give a fuck. They are all morons, just in different ways


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Rating: 3.16/5

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PRESIDENT PALIN - 2012 can't come soon enough.




THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.




BLIND PARTISANSHIP - They cursed his name daily when gas was over $4, but Bush Bashers remain silent now it's a buck and a half. Well, I say thanks Mr. President.




A MOTIFAKE CONSERVATIVE - Keep on barking, cause there's nothing else you can do.




REPUBLICANS - "The only thing worse than a scoundrel is a man of principle." ~Mark Twain~




CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS - Three months in office, and we're to believe he's ruined the country already?


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Rating: 3/5

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BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!




THE ELECTION -




REPUBLICANS - Thought "1984" Was An Instruction Manual




INEVITABILITY - Like the rising of the sun, Sarah 2012 is inevitable.




DUMB ASS -


TAGS: she s republican
Rating: 2.95/5


REPUBLICANS - Because EVERYONE can't be retarded.




PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals




FASCISM - "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis 1835




REPUBLICANS - Creepy old white men with candy




ANONYMOUS COWARDS - Posting Anti-American posters or comments while not using a handle anymore recognizable than some random letters. Because anyone would care enough to track you down, even if you used your real name. Wuss...




BALLS - If anyone else had them, these clowns wouldn't still be in office; they'd have been impeached long ago.




ARGUING WITH A BRICK WALL - Makes slightly more sense than arguing politics on/through motifake posters.




PAPERWORK -




PORN STAR POLITCAL CANDIDATES - Well... what could you possibly dig up to EMBARRASS them?




OBAMA AT BUCHENWALD - "Evil must be confronted... just not by my administration"




REPUBLICANS - We'll bombard your ass from orbit!


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Rating: 2.86/5

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BOGUS ANUS - McCAIN? NO! OBAMA? NO! I'm voting for Bogus Anus! He won't screw you in the end!




THE NEW REPUBLICAN OVER(LOAD)LORD - All Hail the Mighty Rushbo!!!! Conservatives, Please form a line to the right and start kissing his ass




ANARCHISTS - You know we're right.




HONESTLY... - I think there is just ONE really stupid conservative on here who makes a job of defending every idiot in the white house. PRESIDENT BUSH IS ON MOTIFAKE OMG!!!!




REPUBLICANS - Eventually .... They'll Shit On You Too




DEMOCRATS -




Batman 2009 -




MODERN ROYAL FAMILY - Two Presidents... thus far. Long live the Bushes!




REPUBLICANS - They Never Die




CTHULHU - better than being a democrat or republican




REPUBLICANS -




YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS - Nobody gives a fuck




YOU CAN HAVE HIM -




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.




REPUBLICANS - If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants, Keep It In The Family.




SEXUAL HARASSMENT - Let's see how it turns out for you this time, Arnie...




NO IT DOESN'T - it has no retirement check because it got laid off 6 months before eligibility.




REPUBLICANS - taking the hard earned money from others and giving it to rich christian underachievers


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Rating: 2.55/5


GRIFFIN-SIMPSON 2012 - Yeah, it's gotten that bad.




INSTANT REPUBLICAN! - just three easy steps. be gay. hide it. hate gays.




COULTERGEIST -




OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.




POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.




REPUBLICANS - Always Up To Something


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Rating: 2.5/5

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ARE YOU BETTER OFF... - than you were four months ago?




HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler




GOOGLE - Smarter Than You May Think




TED KENNEDY - What is it going to take for someone to rip his license from him?




REPUBLICANS - Don't belong on moteifake. Or the interenet. Or any place on earth for that mater.


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Rating: 2.42/5

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LIBERALS -




SARAH PALIN - No matter how dumb she gets, you would still fuck her.




DIEBOLD - assisting Republicans in falsifying votes since 2000




NO - McCain became president, invaded Iran, Invaded Russia, invaded France, Then suffered a PTSD attack, and hit the red button.




VPILF - Whattaya mean, change? Kids, yer gonna need paper money for that lap dance.




REPUBLICANTS - Protecting your freedoms. Well..., the freedoms they feel free to give you. Being gay and porn are both out.




INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com




REPUBLICANS - Don't get any jokes that take more than 5 IQ points to get.


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Rating: 2.3/5

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REPUBLICANS - When you think a former drug and alcahol addicted hobo is a hero, You might be one, Also, you might be an asshole.




WELL LITTLE ELEPHANT, - That's why you shouldn't listen to Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh or Don Imus


TAGS: republicans mccain
Rating: 2.25/5


DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN? - Fuck it, I'm moving to Kentuckistan.




THE SEASON FOR ELITISM - is almost over.




Republicans -




REPUBLICANS - They Love Their Tea Bag Parties




LIBERTY - It's what neocons name their children.




REPUBLICANS - Making up bullshit and believing their own bullshit since 1854. Hey, if it sounds good, it must be true, right?




ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................




REPUBLICANS - Ensuring a smoothly-operated, well-liked, and highly beneficial government for just as long


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Rating: 2.1/5


GIRLS WITH GUNS - Give them a chance They will rock your world!


TAGS: gun republican liberty girls
Rating: 2.09/5


REPUBLICANS - Don't belong on the internet. Or as they know it the inter webs.


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Rating: 2.08/5

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PROPAGANDA - Even If It Might Attract People to Your Cause, That Doesn't Mean It Will Attract Smart People To Your Cause




REPUBLICANS - They still can't spell or use grammar properly. Idiots.


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Rating: 2.06/5


RACIST REPUBLICANS - Unable to cope with the reality that the only way McCain will win is if they tamper with the elections AGAIN!


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Rating: 2.03/5

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THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country




2012 - The clock is ticking . . .




REPUBLICANS - Have Done More For the USA and The World than Democrats Could Hope For.


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Rating: 2/5

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FAKED - Ah Photoshop, making good ol' American lies for the Republican party since they turned evil. Nice ones, too.




REPUBLICANS - Labeling Democrats as "communists" despite having no clue as to what communism is since 2008.




REPUBLICANS - Oh god do they suck at everything.


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Rating: 1.94/5


REPUBLICANS - So fucking stupid they can't even spell DEMOCRATS


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Rating: 1.93/5


FIRST GUY: PULL MY FINGER - Second Guy: No way dude, you did this at my sister's wedding and stunk up the place.




YOU'RE THINKING OF - John McCain




REPUBLICANS - Keep trying to ban abortions. You won't stop us!




SOCKS - They help hide your "alternative" lifestyle. (Sitting in that chair doesn't help, either)




3 STARS - Beats 1 Star ANY Day




THE REPUBLICAN PARTY - OOPS! Shoulda went with Huckabee....


TAGS: mccain palin
Rating: 1.75/5


BREAKING NEWS!! - Ann Coulter came out today stating she is really a man named Anthony Coulter. YES he/she still has a DICK, and YES the conservative republican ASSHOLES are GAY because he/she sucked their COCKS!!




UNINHABITED ISLAND - Where George W. Bush and DICK Cheney need to be.




LINCOLN - The man who ended slavery was the original republican... so what was that you were saying?




THE POOR - Fuck themselves, unprotected, constantly Literally *and* figuratively




DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN - It's a guy with his head in his ass. Quit fighting like fucking children.


TAGS: head in ass
Rating: 1.6/5

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2013 - What have we done?




"YOU VOTED REPUBLICAN!" - You'll pay dearly for that!


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Rating: 1.57/5


REPUBLICANS - They want to eat your dead body!




FOX NEWS - Scare and Silence!




REPUBLICANS - Putting problems off on future generations since 1837.




IGNORANT AMERICANS - Republicans (that make up this country) that think every Muslim person in the world is a terrorist. We don't need you.




DYING - More proof that conservatives are unintelligent.




REPUBLICANS MEAN CHOICE - choose fear over hope choose hate over a future 'cause we'll be back!


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Rating: 1.15/5

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DEMOCRATS & REPUBLICANS - Unite under the flag of Rogue Brutal Bitter About six each and we can talk...


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Rating: 1.1/5

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