Query tags with term: rick
BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”
STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.
PREPARED...... - Now that Casey Anthony has been released.
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.
SIR PATRICK STEWART - The Knighting of Sir Patrick Stewart was done the only way it COULD be done. Qapla'!!
TALLEDEGA NIGHTS -
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -
DARKNESS - What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP
REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.
FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.
CAKE ROLL - best birthday ever
CONFESSION ABOUT A MIRACLE -
OLD PROS -
PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband
SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA - Six feet under... Steve Irwin is shitting bricks
ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.
THE HOLY BIBLE -
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