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 | WHERE IS HE? - Where is this Chuck Norris y'all so exited about? |
 | IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist. |
 | ROYAL ANNOUNCEMENT - No more bickering about your elections. All problems solved. |
 | BOWLING - NOT for Columbine, NOT starring Michael Moore. Bowling for Cubbybear |
 | HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables |
 | WORDPLAY - Pink Floyd Back Catalogue Motifake / Cubbybear style |
 | 1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT! |
 | * WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. |
 | DARK ALLEYS - People you meet in dark alleys that call you "friend" or "mate" usually are not your friend or mate |
 | FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002 |
 | ~ TOMBRAIDER ~ - More then a decade in the making, still ignoring worldwide requests for one-handed game"play" |
 | QUESTION - Do superheroes with epic tits suffer from backpains? |
 | PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life. |
 | PRO-ACTIVE - Spend money now to save you from embarrassment later. |
 | WEEEELLLL...... - it didn't quite work out that way, did it? |
 | PHOTOGRAPHERS - You should always have one around to immortalise your first lesbian experience. |
 | PORN - IMSAI 8080 with diskdrives pure geek porn |
 | TEKKEN - Teaching how to react when she talks back to you. |
 | OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink. |
 | DIPLOMACY AND WAR - in a nutshell |
 | FEAR - You're the First, the Last, My Everything |
 | ATTENTION - The things on has to do when you are a second rate superhero... |
 | 1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help |
 | COME ON ALLREADY - go on! wash you car! park it outside! i can't hold this shit forever! |
 | LAUREN ANNETTE SUMMERS - Jailbaitster |
 | FACE IN CAKE - Wait for my signal... wait.. 3...2...1... |
 | JAILBAIT - are you being served? |
 | INNOCENCE - When you don't know yet why the ugly fat man handed over a load of cash to your mother. |
 | GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs |
 | THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change. |
 | GOLDORAK - kicking ass since 1975 |
 | PAULINA - Who's gonna drive you home tonight |
 | FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived |
 | BRECHT - Well, show me the way to the next Whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why |
 | SPIT OR SWALLOW - Do they have the answer to the age-old question? |
 | CONTRAST - If you don't see it, you should adjust your monitor settings. Do NOT worry about the bricks |
 | SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Nibiru, Global Warming, Monsters from the Dungeon Dimensions, ... For some the end is near For me: the best Dilbert everTAGS: shift shit happens polar global warming nibiru apocalypse rnr Rating: 2.37/5 More motifakes by RnR |
 | KNITTING - Amezing what you can achieve with a pair of long needles... and NO LIFE |
 | ASK YOURSELF - Do you *really* want THIS as your VP? |
 | NO SMOKING SIGN - while using audio-sensory perception |
 | THE VEYRON ROADSTER - ...words fail me... (but i want one) |
 | GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast. |
 | BANNED COKE COMMERCIAL - |
 | NO PETE - See, when Pete is not around, Kate DOES look a lot better. |
 | ~ RULE 36 ~ - If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions. |
 | GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN - A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess? |
 | HER BIGGEST ASSETS - The only reason Power Girl is actually still around |
 | LOOK HERE - This is daddy's biiiig car, and he's gonna park it in your little garage. |
 | TUNNEL ENTRANCE - All ye who enter here, abandon all sense of reality |
 | FEDORA - No, it ain't one |
 | HOME DELIVERY - 24/7 Finally (just dont Hassle the Hoff) |
 | ~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted. |
 | BATTLEFIELD EARTH - watching that movie is less painfull then one about Skaters With Paintball GunsTAGS: paintball guns skaters travolting battlefield earth movie rnr Rating: 2.26/5 More motifakes by RnR |
 | THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not? |
 | SUNSCREEN - You are applying it wrong |
 | ORGASM - If she fakes it, that is HER problem, not yours. |
 | SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment |
 | QUICK - Let's find Stallone to help us out of this broken tunnel |
 | ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness. |
 | REASONS MEN EXIST - 1. Spread our genes around (preferably daily) 2. Brain dinosaurs and drag back to cave for women to cook 3. Keep dinosaurs away from cave by loud snoring at night. |
 | EPIC SONGS - Don't Cry For Me, Alaska |
 | LOVE - love will tear us apart... again |
 | BLIND DRUNK - I went to the fair and got blind drunk I came back with the wrong car |
 | ~= TUNNELS =~ - With a hook |
 | BRAIN ON PORN - :) |
 | MORE BRAINS ON DRUGS - more :) |
 | FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath |
 | HOMELESS PEOPLE - mostly lack internet access |
 | POSER - Chav dressing kit available now |
 | DIE ENDLöSUNG DER EMOFRAGE - Anno 2008 Just do it |
 | WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching. |
 | LAMBO DOORS - You might think they look cool... Yet they're similar to childhood x-mas presents(*) (*)hot chicks not included |
 | EPIC SONGS - All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes |
 | / BLOODRAYNE / - The REAL reason why NAZI Germany lost the war. |
 | STOP - Hammer time! |
 | BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming |
 | LESS THAN 10 000 YEARS - Creationists: Where do you get your ideas from? |
 | THE TOXIC AVENGER - you shouldn't have given him a blowjob |
 | A GOOD START - What do you call a bunch of emo kids trapped in a car at the bottom of a lake? Dunno, but it's a good start |
 | JESUS SAVES - But the babes come first, that's why YOU are still a virgin. |
 | COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle. |
 | WANKING - Apparently Morgan Brikiin does it over Paris Hilton posters |
 | CHAVSPOTTING - it is an aquired skill |
 | CHAVS - Salt or Scum of the earth? You decide. |
 | REALITY CHECK - Of course you want to do her, but you'll never will. (it aint Paris Hilton) |
 | STOP - hammer time |
 | ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock. |
 | HAN SOLO - Shaggin' him wears you out |
 | CONVENTIONS - So, there you are, tired of showing up as Seven of Nine at ST-Cons. So you think to yourself, let's do something different, let's make a Power Girl outfit. |
 | THE PLASTIC BAG - Despite it all, you'll grow up alone, abused, traumatised... There will be no happiness, now, or ever. So, use it now already! |
 | 1964 - A good year for guys in gowns |
 | EVIL PIGEONS - evil bastards they are |
 | ONE WORD - FISTICUFFS |
 | CHAVOPOLY - Because chav-scrabble would be surreal |
 | CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character |
 | = VOTE SMART = - It *might* make a difference this time. |
 | BRAINS ON DRUGS - :) |
 | THERE IS A PRICE - It is possible that you'll make a prima ballerina later. But what stepdaddy wants as payback now is a certainty. |
 | 9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826 |
 | CHUN-LI AND CAMMY - Many a boys first wet dream since 1994 |
 | BIBLICAL TYPO - The Apple and the Snake |
 | FREE YOUR MIND - and the rest will follow |
 | NO ESCAPE - This is the basement you grow up in. This is the basement you will die in. |
 | WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles |
 | 9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day) |
 | THE GIFT - What Madonna send to Girls Aloud after their first hitsingle |
 | SPELLING - This is why you should take heed. |
 | ZZZEXZZ - bzzz |
 | GALANTUS NIVALIS - as seen by fallen mountaineers |
 | P.M.S. - Sometimes the signs are definately there |
 | CHAPTER 11 - Did someone say that there was no recession? |
 | COME GET SOME - Space Marines, Alma, Fettel, Freeman, Postmen, Arnold, Bruce, Sly, Chuck, ... It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum... |
 | JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER - I told ya to stay out of my garden shed, ya biatch |
 | THE DIFFERENCE - -+- (a golden oldie) |
 | STRAIGHT - 8 - Raw computing power since 1965 |
 | MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.TAGS: war famine pestilence death memories nostalgia reminiscence rnr breughel Rating: 1.78/5 More motifakes by RnR |
 | HURHG - Cubby...what??? |
 | WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...you've got a vivid imagination There is nothing there! |
 | UTTER SADNESS - the feeling you get when you realise you'll NEVER own one of these |
 | A CONDOM - would be way safer then trying to calculate the Standard Days Method |
 | AAARGH - a peeping tom |
 | DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train. |
 | FLY FISHING BY J.R. HARTLEY - a book damn hard to find |
 | TRAUMATISED - that is what all children should be the younger the better |
 | CHAVSPOTTING - Everyone can do it |
 | THE FLUX-CAPACITOR - Build into a car which is being pushed by a steamtrain. What you see in the distance is NOT your childhood love returning. |
 | KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots |
 | SOUL FOOD - you are serving it right! (it's got lettuce, so it must be healthy |
 | HOODIES - it doesn't matter that you are a MENSA member, wearing this still makes you look like trash |
 | BOOM - Bulls-eye!!! Oh yeah! |
 | NOW - There'll be bricks a'plenty! But i'ld run if i were you! |
 | BACON - in it most natural form |
 | EDUCATION - it is going to get a lot worse |
 | RULE 36 - If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions |
 | THE WORDS - you don't wanna hear at the end of the evening: "You are such a nice guy, i can really talk to you" |
 | -=* THE AIRFORCE *=- - You can rely on them to get you there by road if necessairy |
 | STOP - Hammer time . (and this thing WILL stop ya) |
 | ~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution |
 | TOKIO HOTEL - you cannot hear their "music" because of all the emo boys fapping over this guy |
 | -= CHICK NORRIS =- - Also knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. |
 | COLUMBIAN MARCHING POWDER - Making things move on since 1855 |
 | LIFE - Life's a beach, and then the surf breaks |
 | DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr Rating: 1.53/5 More motifakes by RnR |
 | SPOILER - She aint royalty |
 | PORTMAN - She likes butch guys |
 | SPOTTED DICK - Large girls love it canned |
 | PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change) |
 | ACTING - shy and innocent Men keep falling for it |
 | VITAMIN C - She knows what boys like |
 | FREEDOM AND HONOUR - eight long years |
 | ~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC |
 | THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris |
 | MASTURBATION - Keeps you locked in your fantasy. |
 | BIKINI - Don't be fooled, it is not a beautifull sunset. It are just the remainders of the radioactive cloud. |
 | FELIX SALTEN - Cruelty to animals since 1923 |
 | 29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football |
 | 1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh? |
 | "DURGS" - your brain on "DURGS" strange side-effects |
 | ECSTASY - Causes spelling and grammar mistakes. |
 | TOFU - it aint a real mans food |