Tagged with: russia
 | MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU! |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU |
 | IN RUSSIA - We Decide When You Can Smoke |
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 | RUSSIAN CELLPHONES - They Float! |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again! |
 | RUSSIAN VODKA - Now is AK-47 size |
 | RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon. |
 | RUSSIAN DAY CARE CENTRES - Kids Love Them. |
 | RUSSIAN JAILBAIT - Let nerds go to college. Why pore over books when I got beauty and grace |
 | RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Results may vary. |
 | RUSSIAN BEER ADS - Now those Russkies sure know how to party |
 | RUSSIAN HIGH CHAIRS - raising tough soldiers for the Motherland |
 | RUSSIAN REDNECKS - because Fuck You, Lenin. |
 | RUSSIAN ENEMA MONUMENT - A reminder of how the government fucked them up the ass! |
 | RUSSIAN KIDS - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Radio Listen To You! |
 | WORLD WAR II - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ... Teddy bear bite you! Wait, what? |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Mudkips lieks you! |
 | RUSSIAN KNIVES - what else are they good for? |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!! |
 | AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..? |
 | NEGOTIATION - |
 | BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen |
 | I CAN'T READ RUSSIAN - I think it says, "Don't Piss On The Power Lines." Yep, that's the ticket. |
 | RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Because if you chose the wrong one (or the wrong version of it), you go somewhere bad. |
 | RUSSIAN TECHNOLOGY - Today cucumber picking...tomorrow the World! |
 | EXTREME RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Who wants to play? |
 | RUSSIA - Sarah Palin can see it from her house |
 | RUSSIAN BABES - Bring me to Amerika...I no break heart...I promise |
 | A RUSSIAN WOMAN - She can sell anything |
 | RUSSIAN COPS - They're sneaky bastards !! |
 | RUSSIAN MEAT GIRL - I love a girl who knows her MEAT |
 | A DANGEROUS MAN - Just ask the Romanovs! |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - english learns you! |
 | FALLOUT GIRL - Mother...do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
 | RUSSIAN COPS - They look more like the Mug-Shots |
 | REINDEER MILKING - Grab 'em by the teats and hold on! |
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 | RUSSIAN POLICE WOMEN - Because in Russia...it's important to look good to face crime |
 | Russian Roulette - |
 | RUSSIAN SOLDIERS - Always have a cigarette after sex !! |
 | RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - They really are 'Special' |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Zero divides by you! |
 | SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles... |
 | RUSSIAN BANK STRIPPERS - Stupid Americans! You make dumb TV ads...sex sells baby! |
 | In Soviet Russia... - |
 | THE NEW RUSSIAN ARMY - The only way to win is to allow gays in the military. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - THE BIKE RIDES YOU |
 | RUSSIAN ARMY CHICKS - Yeesh...And Here We Thought U.S. ARMY Chicks Were Creepy. |
 | RUSSIAN POLICE WOMEN - Don't cha wish your cops were hot like us? |
 | RUSSIAN TEACHERS - Making education interesting |
 | CUBBY'S RUSSIAN COUSIN - He seduces them hotties with dancemoves |
 | ALASKA - Will it ever recover ? |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - |
 | IN THE USSA - Obama elects you. |
 | RUSSIA - It speaks for itself |
 | LUBE - |
 | IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Apples will eat YOU. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pussy eat you! |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - |
 | SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane... |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - ... Fuck it. |
 | RUSSIANS - There's far too many of them. |
 | RUSSIANS - Heres two of them |
 | RUSSIAN WOMEN'S RELAY TEAM - Nice shorts ladies |
 | RUSSIAN JAILBAIT - Because a French Maid outfit is your graduation dress |
 | THE RUSSIAN ARMY - Bjecaushe compeshion iz for de cjapitaliest bashterds |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle rides you!! |
 | IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts. |
 | RUSSIAN - I can't read it, but I assume this is an awesome poster |
 | SOVJET AMRY SQAUD - In Sovjet Russia, this is our smallest Squadsize |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sins commit you. |
 | RETREAT! - |
 | PWNT. - You should've known. Do NOT mess with Russia. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Picnic basket is stolen by YOU! |
 | NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip. |
 | RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Its only funny til somebody dies. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - America fucks you! |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Or anywhere else... Broly kill you |
 | SHIT - The man in the back is covered in it. |
 | RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES - Kicking America's Arse Since 1902 |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Mudkip Likes You!! |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - It was originally the C.C.C.P. |
 | IN MOTHER RUSSIA - We Party Like It's 1984 |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - god pisses off you! |
 | RUSSIAN VODKA - Mmmmmm ..... GOOD! |
 | MINI-ME - For when Communists kill all of Obama's Czars... |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Otter photographs you. |
 | RUSSIANS - FINISHED THE WWI ONLY IN 1945 GREAT SUCCESS! |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Cookie eat you! |
 | RUSSIAN SAILORS - prefer handy rear access |
 | RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water |