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BLONDES -




ABILITY -




FEMALE HUNTERS - I'd let her mount me any day.




DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!




DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"




POETRY -


TAGS: wordsmith
Rating: 4.29/5

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THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -




BADMINTON -




THIS - is Gun Control




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't




CHINESE ECONOMICS 101 -




STEP SISTERS -




THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark...




IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN -




THE LONG LOST DIARY - Chris would have fit right in with us




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"




WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys




ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first.




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates




TRY AS HARD AS YOU CAN - But you won't pass Pat's Place


TAGS: 
Rating: 4.07/5

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RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass




NEIGHBORHOOD PEER PRESSURE - Never got to Sam


TAGS: 
Rating: 4.07/5

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DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell.




THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view - Samuel Woodworth




THE APPROVAL QUEUE -




PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart!




CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled




SPEED TRAPS - Sneaky bastards


TAGS: 
Rating: 4.04/5

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LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"




ORDERS ARE - Nobody can see the Great Oz Not Nobody Not Nohow!


TAGS: dog day
Rating: 4.02/5

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IDEAS -




MANS BEST FRIEND - they're called that for a reason!


TAGS: 
Rating: 4/5

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GENESIS - Facebook version.




YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY - to be sexy


TAGS: 
Rating: 4/5

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STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap*




METH ADDICTS -




HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list.




SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.




PRO-PESTER -


TAGS: 
Rating: 4/5

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OPPOSITION -




THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing




LEVELING -




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold




A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN - One must always have goals


TAGS: a man s perfect day
Rating: 3.99/5

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FIVE LION WORTHY -




I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs.




EPIC ASS -




THIS POST'S FOR YOU -




SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!




CLOSE -




HISTORY -




SELF DATING -




THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.




MICKEYJAM - The Master Of Analysis




FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!




EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.




POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind!




GALACTICA - No wonder the cylons hated us




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act




PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does...




SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them?




WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF BULLETS - start firing 25mm grenades


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.94/5

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THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!




HONESTLY - How Can You ?




SEALS - OM NOM NOM NOM


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.93/5

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GREYBEARDS - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake can still find a way to score with even the most staunch members of the M.A.L.T.!




FORESIGHT -




GOOD TIMES - Only old men at 2:00am really want them.


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.93/5

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UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry.




SUPERHERO ENDORSEMENT - Power Girl and wieners were a natural pairing


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.93/5

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UUUUGGH -


TAGS: museum
Rating: 3.93/5

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ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.92/5

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JUSTICE -




SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!"




I TAWT I TAW A... - "And the cat? He's a total freak! He's...he's...OMG he's right behind me, isn't he? QUICK! Act natural!"




HALLOWEEN -




WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -




THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?




REGICIDE - It ain't easy!




MERRY CHRISTMAS -




TWILIGHT MOMS -




DADDY -




THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up!




LATEST POLLS -




BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.




TWISTER - The way it should be played


TAGS: twister
Rating: 3.91/5

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THERE SHE BLOWS -




SEARCHING FOR ALIENS -




HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -




WORK ETHIC -




THERE'S TOUGH - then there's SEAL tough


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.9/5

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GENETICS -




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...




THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon




LOGICDUDE -




VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility.




THE WINNER -




INGENUITY -




GOOGLE'S OPINION - Strawberries are better served for fruit salad than on your nipples




BEGGING POSITION -




SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -




OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.




THE VATICAN MUSEUM - Beautifully done, very ornate And boys under 14 get in free every day


TAGS: museum day
Rating: 3.89/5

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BRICK TOP - nemesis (n) - A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.




COMPLACENCY -




"MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN VISITING" - Good for you, Luke!!


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.89/5

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IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck.




RAPPERS - They have a way with words


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.89/5

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YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night!




EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on




IT LOOKS LIKE - a couple of our moderators have joined Microsoft


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.88/5

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KICKING YOUR ASS -




MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.




DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!




OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST -




NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? -




L. RON HUBBARD -




DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill.




MY RIGHT HANDS WHORE -




CULOS - Wherever there is a pretty lady in a dress, There is a creepy old guy in his underwear. Hiding in the shadows. Masturbating




BACON -




BORED RICH GIRLS -


TAGS: lolcats
Rating: 3.88/5

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HALLUCINATORY ART -




DECADES OF AIR POWER -




DENTAL BEAR -




SEX -


TAGS: sex
Rating: 3.87/5

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SIMPLICITY -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.87/5

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EXPECTATIONS -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.87/5

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JUSTICE - Time to ride the lightning


TAGS: justice day
Rating: 3.87/5

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LISTEN UP PEOPLE -


TAGS: it is a utah thing
Rating: 3.86/5

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AWESOMNESS - Not in this picture




NICE RIMS -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.86/5

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NATIVE SPIRITS -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.86/5

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YOUNG ASH - He wants to show her his Pokeballs!




I SWEAR TO GOD -




GOOD MODERATORS -




THE BARK KNIGHT -




CUBAN WOMEN -




OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY -




GOOD NEIGHBOR ADVICE 1 -




CHALLENGES -


TAGS: adversity
Rating: 3.86/5

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PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -




LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...




CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES - Meet their poster child


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.86/5

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MOTIFAKE - After a while, it seems like everything is a potential Motifake.




CHRISTMAS -




DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken.




TALE OF TWO BEAVERS -




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!




THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - It's a bit different then others




WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET -




SHORTCAKE -


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.85/5

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FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too!




FEMINIST ICONS -




WONDER WOMAN? - No, she's more like "Epic Woman" or "Stupendous Woman" or "Amazing Woman" or "Holy Sh*t Look at that Babe Woman!"




LOGICDUDE SUSPECTED A TRAP - but he felt it was his civic duty to investigate more closely


TAGS: 
Rating: 3.85/5

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FEEDBACK -




HISTORY -




LOBSTERS - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY FAMILY, B@STERD?


TAGS: lobsters angry
Rating: 3.85/5

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