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Sack Demotivational Poster

LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!

RAWR FACE - Because even Andy Biersack can pull it off too

DISCIPLINE - Never raise your hands to your kids it leaves your groin unprotected So make sure you get the little bastard first

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Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:44 am
Very true, 5L admiral



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Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Thedge - October 18, 2014, 10:32 pm
Well... he's done better with the line than I ever have. I relinquish all rights and future litigation for a six pack. Tnx.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 10:20 pm

Here's the link to the vieeo on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y
Thedge - October 18, 2014, 8:27 pm
Not, plagiarist. Actually, never heard of him until now. I stole the line from my Dad a l-o-n-g time ago, which is still plagiarism, but more inc***uous... so being from Tennessee, is ok.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 8:04 pm

Ahhh. Toby Keith
Thedge - October 18, 2014, 7:51 pm
Yeah recovery time... not as good as it once was, but as good once as it ever was.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 7:44 pm

I see your tongue recovered. ;)
Thedge - October 18, 2014, 6:52 pm
Good, confirmation it was worded well.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 5:37 pm

I have at least a thousand replies for this, none that can be written here.
Thedge - October 18, 2014, 4:02 pm
Paraprosdokians. Thanks, my tongue is cramped now.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 1:15 pm

Paraprosdokians...ya' gotta love 'em. Thanks, Mari!~ Good to see you!
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 1:15 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 1:14 pm

Thank you, sir.
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 1:13 pm

This doesn't mean, like, you're gonna send me your class ring so I can wrap it in angora and wear it next to my heart...wait...I don't have a heart. Nevermind.
mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:03 pm
I adore the birthday posters...like this one...it makes me appreciate more birthdays...isn't it?...brilliant!
spacedog - October 18, 2014, 10:31 am
Well done. 5L
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 9:39 am
I just gotta say, this poster should NOT be here. No 5000L posters should be here. 5L/fav (I...I....love you, Vermin)
Reality Lord - October 18, 2014, 7:31 am

truly de-motivational. EPIC :)

I N S P I R A T I O N - Sometimes a twist of the testicles can make you remember the right words. Even if SHE wrote your vows...

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Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Chef

spacedog - January 25, 2014, 9:23 am
Greeny, Herb, Mary-Jane: Moo listens to them all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:38 pm
I always do what Greeny tells me to.


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Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 11:35 pm

you're married right?
Bad - December 19, 2011, 7:50 pm
oh come on ... human suffering can stretch to a lot more before getting boring.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2011, 5:46 pm

ummm...commodities futures...goldman sachs...sorry if i offended and glodman sachs fans :(
maoworks2 - December 13, 2011, 10:23 am
IN Bad Taste, Really Bad !!!
mariand - December 13, 2011, 9:34 am
I don't know, but this picture shows me how far can get the human suffering...
forseti - December 13, 2011, 9:31 am
oh my gosh, what a horrible picture.

BURLAP - It may be SFW but man, that has got to itch!

DAMN SHAME - When people be throwing away a PERFECTLY good.....

STOP - looking at my sack...

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Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by A to the Dam

jojo the lesser - May 22, 2009, 4:52 am
Do you know how interesting this could be if you soaked it in lighter fluid (or Coleman fuel) and took it outside at night?