Tagged with: september
 | BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates |
 | RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass |
 | GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!! |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship! |
 | DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC |
 | WET - Some things are just better that way! |
 | DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women! |
 | ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him! |
 | I DON'T SWIM - |
 | BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue... |
 | G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan! |
 | FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though. |
 | DEWEY OXBERGER - |
 | PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating! |
 | WEDDING CAKE - Now we'd like to invite everyone up to get a good taste of my Bride! |
 | THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender. |
 | WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
 | MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter" |
 | OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags... |
 | PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it. |
 | GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass |
 | GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you! |
 | VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley! |
 | LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks! |
 | 1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend. |
 | THIRSTY? - |
 | THE GOOD WIFE - |
 | WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay? |
 | TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat? |
 | ONCE A MONTH - We seem to have very rare steaks for supper. And by we, I mean I get a little too. |
 | THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin. |
 | YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print! |
 | ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell. |
 | CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in! |
 | RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms! |
 | CLARITY - I said I wanted to see you bare-assed, NOT in a bear hat! |
 | EMMA - I see London, I see France, ZOMG I SEE HER UNDERPANTS! |
 | YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside! |
 | CHAMPS - I present to you the Motifake Tag Team Moderator Champions - Elder God Douchebag and Arrogant Knight |
 | PMS - There! I changed the fucking channel. Anything else you need while I'm up? |
 | AIR SUPERIORITY - Not just bombing your ass back to the Stone Age, but to the Jurassic Period! |
 | AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!TAGS: september challenge military separating men from boys Rating: 3.5/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | BODY LANGUAGE - |
 | NICE DRESS - Don't you just love how that material flows? |
 | AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump! |
 | BAD SIGN - When your new wife is the one at the reception that is hitting on the Bridesmaids |
 | MILK - |
 | VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool? |
 | ALIZEE - A Fine French Product. I now understand why the Eiffel Tower was constructed. |
 | TTH - Hater of all things political, Lover of all things Elvis |
 | CPT BOBVIOUS - Who knew he had gills? |
 | A DAY IN THE LIFE - |
 | NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger. |
 | KING KONG - |
 | HALLUCINATION - I see it, but... whaaaaaaat? |
 | SEXUAL BOUNDARIES - |
 | RUBBER DUCK - Just goes to show to show that sometimes the theme song is better than the movie |
 | HANSEN VS PEDOBEAR - Only power armor could have possibly made this more epic! |
 | VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party |
 | AMINA - Guess this clinches it! She's definitely French! |
 | HALLUCINATING -TAGS: september challenge hallucinating phoebe cates is hot Rating: 3.41/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | MY MILKSNAKE - |
 | T.M.I. - |
 | GAY OR STUPID - |
 | HEAVY HEART - |
 | PHOTO FINISH - Sure, your guy won. But they still won't pay out for....ohhhhh about 30 more minutes by the looks of it! |
 | CONSCIENCE - Wrestle with it all you want, but you and I both know that you'd bang your Mom-in-law like a drum! |
 | BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow! |
 | SEPTEMBER 7TH... - Thylacine Memorial Day |
 | BOXING - In this corner, wearing the white fur trunks is... wait, which one is which? |
 | DADDY'S BAILOUT - Quit whining! Don't think you earned that 5 bucks allowance just for taking out the trash. Daddy needs his beer! |
 | CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment |
 | CREAM - |
 | YOU VS. LIFE - |
 | IDOL - Switching Paula for Ellen? Simon's t-shirt must be cutting off the circulation to his brain. |
 | FREE - Order now and you can have his sister too! Just pay extra shipping. Sorry, no returns. |
 | TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents |
 | SUCKERS - There's one born every minute. |
 | PURE EVIL - never trust anyone eating celery. |
 | HOLE IN ONE - And can you tell just who's hole we're talking about? |
 | HOT AND COLD - |
 | EVIL THOUGHTS - Admit it, you're having them too. |
 | EGD'S CAT - I have done EVIL things in the litter box. There will be more EVIL after my nap. Where is my wicked ball of string? |
 | MY HANDICAP? - When I finish my game and discover there's no "Score Card" paper |
 | ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar! |
 | #47 SAID TO #3 - |
 | GOOD FOR YOU? - It was even better for me! |
 | INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!? |
 | T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters |
 | GOT MILK? - |
 | FIRE! - |
 | PYROMANIAC - |
 | WEDDING CAKE - The only known food type to reduce a woman's sex drive by 99% |
 | AM I HALLUCINATING? -TAGS: september challenge hallucinating times at ridgemont high Rating: 3.2/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | LONGJUMP - He's trained pretty hard... hope he doesn't blow it! |
 | REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win? |
 | MY IDOL - He's a Multi-millionaire married to another Multi-millionaire...named Beyonce. I reeeeeally hate that guy. |
 | P.M.S. - As a kid, I always wondered why dad spent so much time in the garage... drinking. |
 | PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders! |
 | ORDER TODAY - And we'll also include "Surrendering: Secrets of the French Army" complete with your own white flag! |
 | MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!! |
 | FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction |
 | PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s |
 | CAN'T FIX THE CAR - |
 | MOOOOOOOOOOO - |
 | DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days! |
 | WHERE'S BILL, YOU ASK? - Well, he kept saying he wanted me to make him a sandwich. Over and over. "Bitch, you better make me a goddamn sandwich." So, finally, I did.TAGS: pms assignment september leelee sobieski axe blood sandwich disturbingly sexy Rating: 3.13/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - |
 | POETS REJOICE! - Now, we just have to work on a word that rhymes with that pesky "orange"... |
 | NAIVE YOUTH - |
 | SLUTS - Every religion has theirs |
 | FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - What? You were expecting maybe Ponce de Leon? |
 | WEATHER REPORT - Warm and clear with a slight chance of milk! |
 | GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits! |
 | LOL - I hate when that happens! |
 | HEY BILL - That's not milk. |
 | MILK JUGS - Easier than carrying it on top of your head! |
 | YOUTH - Are you kidding? I'm so old that whenever I go out to a restaurant to eat, they ask for the money up front! |
 | TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me |
 | SEPTEMBER 19TH - Official Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day Ye Be Warned! |
 | SCAREDY CAT - |
 | WARM MILK - |
 | HAIKU - |
 | INHUMANS - Medusa... the comics just didn't get any hotter than this! |
 | L.S.D. - |
 | LOVE STORIES - You gotta love those stories of two people, making it on the road, beating the odds for love! |
 | FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots |
 | YELLOW SNOW - Is not named after its fear of confrontation. Don't eat it |
 | SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - It started out as a nice sunny late summer day, and then the darkness came. |
 | YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home. |
 | GREATEST HITS - |
 | SUPERHEROINE - Is retaining water a valid super power? Making chocolate disappear? Scaring the family into the basement for a week? |
 | SITUATIONS - The grass is always greener. especially when there is a foot of ice on your car |
 | FLINTSTONE WEDDING - I YABBA DABBA DO! |
 | SEPTEMBER 19TH - It's National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ya scurvy dogs |
 | SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - You may knock us down and beat us up, but you will never contain our resolve and spirit |
 | HEY! - Isn't that the singer from a Flock of Seagulls? |
 | NOT SURE WHO - but someone is gonna get milked. |
 | HAIR - I told you to use the conditioner. |
 | MILK - Quite Possibly The Closest Any Of You Will Ever Get To A Boob |
 | OSAMA BIN LADEN - a man lives in a cave can destroy 3 skyscraper buildings ... YEAH WHATEVER !!! |
 | ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast! |
 | IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you! |
 | BE WEARY - Because EVIL is a foot. |
 | HALLUCINATIONS - Sometimes the only difference between what you see and what you are in real life is 80 pounds of fluff in the mirror |
 | PREGNANT BRIDE - Married as a result of community. |
 | BEARS - Mans New Best Friend |